
Junior Sister Goes Crazy Eight Hundred Times a Day
小师妹每天发疯八百次
by First Snow (第一枝雪)
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Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Anti-Cliché
- Beloved by All
- Cunning
- Supernatural
- Xianxia Cultivation
Synopsis
Please watch the preview of "I Suspect My Breasts Have Been Pierced by a College Student's Soul" and "God Kill Me Ten Thousand Times" ———————————————— The original title of this article is "Is there anyone who is not crazy about cultivating immortals" [Pause for revision] Introduction copy: Fu Wei played a big one. Use your own life to exchange for the ups and downs of Dongguo. Many days later, the Ministry of Punishment found out that she was the mastermind behind the scenes, but she was already dead. However, the people cursed: [The miracle doctor was tortured to the point where her body was completely bruised and her meridians were severed. Are you telling me that she committed suicide? Is she crazy or are you crazy? Sorry, she is the one who is crazy. * When she opened her eyes again, she discovered that she had accidentally "seized" the body of a ten-year-old girl and ended up in the world of immortality. She was still the reincarnation of a "big shot". Unfortunately, there was something wrong with her brain, so she occasionally went crazy, always occasionally. One day, a group of mysterious immortal cultivators came to treat her brain. Fu Wei: "I refuse treatment." Immortal Cultivator: "Why?" Fu Wei (shocked): "Don't I live to go crazy?" Later, she relied on "humanoid plug-ins" to advance all the way up the ranks, becoming a disciple of the strongest person in the world, and her academic pressure increased day by day. Isn't it just to kill a few evil ghosts? So the ghosts cried all the way to the sky; Isn't it just to deal with a few gangsters? So she killed one peerless master after another and created one sect after another. She finally felt comfortable, and sure enough, if she didn't go crazy, she would get sick. * Because her force value was too high, she was forced to perform the skill cooldown. Can't take action without cultivation? Think this will stop me from going crazy? Her legend was quickly repeated in the world: How terrible! ! In the past, she went crazy and just took action without talking nonsense, but now! ! She insisted on scolding the other party until he cried bitterly as "the son of the second uncle's family, Lao Ao's son, the aunt's daughter, the lover's cheating concubine", and then she let the male protagonist raise his sword with a look of satisfaction! ! It's heartbreaking to kill people! ! * Surrounded by the five major sects, her mental state was a hundred years ahead of the world of immortality. Military strategist: "You have killed a fellow sect member and have lost all conscience. You should be punished with death!" Fu Wei: "What? Do you want to be a pig?" (Looking at it carefully) "But your face is relatively long. From the analysis of three courts and five eyes, I think horse is more suitable. What do you think?" Onmyojia: "Hey, these hermaphrodite skills of pretending to be gods and ghosts, have you stolen from me?" Fu Wei: "Stealing a master? But my master is the best in the world." (Concerned) "Well, be careful not to get beaten to death when you steal." (Turns around and shouts) "Master, there's someone here who wants to steal from you! Yes, the kind of person who steals from you! He's addicted to food and smells bad, yes, just him!" Legalist: "Ignorant witch, it's useless no matter how much you mess around. The five major sects will definitely surround you today!" Fu Wei: "Oh, so what, do you know that the wind from the West River never blows to the east mountain forest, just like the summer sun cannot shine on the remaining snow in winter, I have never received a trace of true love in the world, so what if you give me such wealth as the sky?" In just half a stick of incense, I collapsed 10,233 times, punched people 8,846 times, scratched the wall 784 times, slapped myself 98 times, had hallucinations 53 times, scratched my wrist 17 times, and felt near death 8 times. What are you doing again? " Legalist (completely confused): "I... What am I doing?" Fu Wei: "You are seeking death. Five million gold will give you a chance to make amends." Everyone: "..." So everyone got angry and she packed them up like crabs and took them home and locked them up. Sure enough, when she went crazy, she felt like the whole world was at peace. The male protagonist who looks cool and elegant but is a deviant vs. The female protagonist who is ruthless and crazy but has a dark belly. 1. Non-traditional immortal cultivation flow, long novel, plot flow. Big picture + strong women and strong men + group portraits + crazy literature + double purity, he. 2. The heroine has N vests, and there is a setting of crossing the timeline. The past and the future are connected until a closed loop is reached at a certain moment. 3. This book will never be abandoned, please feel free to collect it~ 4. Literature about heroines going crazy is just a form to attract readers. The essence is to write interesting and resonant stories. There are a total of eight copies (tentative), corresponding to themes such as partiality and jealousy, pure good and pure evil, self-esteem and vanity, feudalism and superstition, bondage and freedom, war and peace, human rights and equality, heaven and original intention. It is a story about a group of people with different ideas who fight openly and secretly to survive in the context of destroying the world and cultivating immortals. Ps. I am a pure novice in writing, please be careful while practicing hard! Screenshot taken on November 10, 2023 Intention: Man can conquer heaven, everything depends on man