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Wen Ci watched many idol dramas when she was a child. When the domineering mother offered five million, the Cinderella heroine would always reject it outright.
Every time at this time, Wen Ci wanted to take the place of the heroine and put five million in his pocket.
When she grew up, she didn't expect that she actually had a rich boyfriend. He was handsome, rich, and super generous!
The only bad thing was that Wen Ci couldn't handle him because he was too rich. When a weak little white flower appeared next to him, Wen Ci broke up with him.
At this time, the boyfriend's mother found her and offered her 10 million to let her leave her son.
Wen Ci felt that he was lucky and took advantage of the information gap. After taking the money and reminding the other party that he would donate it voluntarily, he quickly blocked his boyfriend's WeChat account and phone number.
Taking the money to warm the rice, she was very happy for a while, leaving the man behind. Someone introduced her to a handsome guy. Wen Ci pretended to be serious and said, "Oh, my ex-boyfriend is so inhumane. I was hurt so badly that I have PTSD from men."
When she turned around, she happened to see her ex-boyfriend's livid face and was shocked.
But she quickly realized that they broke up, so what the heck, who asked him to tell others that she was chasing him every day?
Bah bah bah, don't others say she is a licker? Then don't blame her for going around calling him a scumbag.
Her plan soon ran aground, and she was overwhelmed by the happiness of the rich. No matter how her ex-boyfriend avenged her publicly and privately, she remained unmoved.
Until late one night, the Penguin account she had forgotten to delete began to bombard her with messages. The pictures were all of the calico kitten she and her ex-boyfriend had raised.
Along with it was a voice note from a man pretending to be pitiful:
"Come back, the kitten misses her mother and is about to drop her little pearls."
Heartless woman/Sexy man
This could have been a peaceful night
Until her married husband He Chao knocked on the door with a serious face and handed her the palm-sized long-haired calico:
I gave birth, it's yours
Fengqing took the kitten with questions on her face:? ? ?
She thought He Chao was crazy, but she didn't expect that he wasn't the only one who was crazy.
My own parents complimented the kitten on how handsome it looked, and how much he looked like He Chao
The nanny also said that this cat has great potential at first sight.
Fengqing:? ? ?
What future can a long-haired calico have? Are you particularly good at acting coquettishly?
She went to a psychiatrist, had a bunch of tests done, and found out she was fine
Finally one day, the system appeared
Feng Qing finally knew the truth of the matter
The world she lives in is a stew of romance novels
There are many protagonists, but after finishing the plot, the protagonist will lose his aura and become an ordinary person.
Of course she is not the protagonist, she is just a control female supporting role in a sweet pet novel.
The male protagonist is He Chao's eldest brother, and she and He Chao are used to set off the beautiful relationship between the male and female protagonists.
As for why the plot is so broken now?
It's because the fanfic is messed up. The background of the fanfic is a world where men can give birth to kittens.
Feng Qing: ... Today's fan fiction authors really dare to write haha
The question is, how can we get everyone back to normal? She's going to go crazy if this keeps up.
Cats and dogs switch freely between male protagonist/face-controlling female protagonist
Love literature, marry first, then love sweetly
Brainlessly sweet
Inspired by internet hot memes about kitten literature
A strong impact on OOC fanfiction
Demining: 1. The male protagonist's true love brain + spoiled husband + licking + did not give birth to kittens. They are all influenced by fan fiction.
2. Become an adult
3. The heroine gets married first and then falls in love, the hero's secret love comes true, the hero's love > the heroine's love, many, many more
4. Female orientation. In the author's opinion, whatever the heroine does is right, don't force yourself if you don't like it.
Purpose: Protect animals
Reader comments
Come on for the exam! Waiting for you to come back!
Shi Xia is really miserable. I don't understand this type of novel. The original male protagonists of Qin Yun and Feng Yangyang are at least young and handsome. I remember there was a novel in which the male protagonist was in his sixties or seventies and seemed to have grandchildren. The female protagonist was young and beautiful but was fascinated by the old man. I was shocked at the time.
Hahahahahahahahaha I really laugh at this rhyme
Updated! [Fireworks] Looking forward to Lena and Riddle escaping from the orphanage
Thank you for your hard work, author~
Read the ending in one breath and feel full. Jpg
I was thinking about the ending of Moon Moon before, but I didn't expect [Love Eyes]
2024.7.31 Flowers~
"Don't like feet" is a big bug for the author~
"Fengqing" caught the author a big bug ~
Finished spreading flowers! Cute fat cub should always be happy!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, the real traffic policeman is so helpless
Turn around, kiss, kiss, see more, more, more, ??????
There was no comment, I cried to death
Only in novels can such marriages exist. I think marriages in reality either bow to the world or are lonely, or they live together to have children. In the end, the two people hurt each other and become entangled and never separate.
Have you finally returned home from your trip? [Spread flowers]
Going to Yalilo? Yay!
Particularly interesting [dog head] I want to watch Bingsheng Middle School but I feel like I will be sanctioned
I was so moved by this episode, I really like it! Thank you for the wonderful story!
Come on for the exam! Waiting for you to come back!
Shi Xia is really miserable. I don't understand this type of novel. The original male protagonists of Qin Yun and Feng Yangyang are at least young and handsome. I remember there was a novel in which the male protagonist was in his sixties or seventies and seemed to have grandchildren. The female protagonist was young and beautiful but was fascinated by the old man. I was shocked at the time.
Hahahahahahahahaha I really laugh at this rhyme
Updated! [Fireworks] Looking forward to Lena and Riddle escaping from the orphanage
Thank you for your hard work, author~ Read the ending in one breath and feel full. Jpg I was thinking about the ending of Moon Moon before, but I didn't expect [Love Eyes]
2024.7.31 Flowers~
"Don't like feet" is a big bug for the author~
"Fengqing" caught the author a big bug ~
Finished spreading flowers! Cute fat cub should always be happy!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, the real traffic policeman is so helpless
Turn around, kiss, kiss, see more, more, more, ??????
There was no comment, I cried to death
Only in novels can such marriages exist. I think marriages in reality either bow to the world or are lonely, or they live together to have children. In the end, the two people hurt each other and become entangled and never separate.
Have you finally returned home from your trip? [Spread flowers]
Going to Yalilo? Yay!
Particularly interesting [dog head] I want to watch Bingsheng Middle School but I feel like I will be sanctioned
I was so moved by this episode, I really like it! Thank you for the wonderful story!