Don't Get Close to Npcs, They Will Become Jinjiang Sufferers.

☆Advance deposit has been opened "Please, give the paper man more money!" No CP ——Copywriting of this article—— Congratulations on entering the world of Green River. If you don't want to be the protagonist who is oppressed, then please be sure to keep this code_(:зゝ∠)_ Article 1: No men/women/animals/jade pendants on the road... Rule 2: When the secretary pours water on you, be careful to avoid it; Article 3: When you go to a bar/school and other special occasions, please pay attention to avoid all creatures/objects around you; Rule 1860: Please pay attention to the childhood sweethearts/dead enemies/best friends/straight men/cross-dressing men/movie kings/adopted brothers... - All men around you, because you may be forced to start the prison play. Of course, you don't need to read this code - Because when you come to Lujiang, you cannot escape the fate of being crushed. I wish you good luck~ Ling Hanzhi, who was in the Green River World: "-..." When he first saw the code, his first reaction was that it was ridiculous and disbelieving. But when he really started to experience everything this code said, he began to save himself. When he saw the man on the road, he calmly called the emergency number and drove away. Afterwards, he was awarded the title of Good Citizen of the police station and received a banner; When his secretary threw a tantrum, he fired the beautiful but useless secretary without hesitation and replaced him with a capable and high-level secretary. The company prospered and successfully entered the Fortune 500; When going to a bar triggered a special incident, he called 110 with both hands on his phone. The police siren blared, and a bar owner who dealt in pornographic content was imprisoned. He was offered 20 years of guaranteed food, housing, and a stable job. Ling Hanzhi worked so hard to avoid his fate of being suppressed, just when he was about to succeed... He was crushed. "... You didn't tell me that I can't have the secretary who poured water on herself." So being suppressed is definitely not his problem! The rules were not written well! System: Oops, I'm so sorry. After system detection, it shows that this is what you like. OvO~ (ps: The looming eight-pack abs and the pity look on my face are very nice, right?) Ling Hanzhi: "..." Get out! [Small remark] 1. The copy was written on September 26, 2023. It was inspired by common routines in online novels, and the inspiration was associated with anti-routines and superimposed rules and strange stories (but it should not be counted as rules and strange stories) OvO; 2. Attack slices, two slices, system and secretary; 3. Light sand sculpture style, but some plots may be a little heavy (updated on July 18, 2024); 4. The whole text is fictitious, there are many outrageous things, no kidding (O. O); 5. It will involve the entertainment industry plot, please pay attention to the appearance of barrages (updated on July 13, 2024); 6. Unexpected, I would like to express my thoughts to everyone. ——————The following is the pre-collection! "Please, give the paper man more money!" Recently, there is a hot topic on the Internet - if you are an NPC being manipulated, what would you say to your operator? The hot 1 answer is: Please, give the paper man more money! ! ! The protagonist deeply feels that if his life is being manipulated, then the person who manipulates him must love him very much, because there are not many people like him who can pick up money when going out, win prizes when buying lottery tickets, and get everything they want easily. He is quite satisfied with his life. Of course, the protagonist did not take this matter seriously, after all, it was just a fantasy that did not exist in reality. But what he never expected was that this world was really a game. And he, an ordinary ordinary person, actually has three operators! —— Player One, a domineering CEO with a rich family, is addicted to games. I was busy working during the day, and stayed up late at night to diligently recharge my little paper person. He was quite satisfied watching the little paper man grow up healthily. Player No. 2 Is an ordinary social animal who fishes and plays games while working. Give your little paper person life inspiration, and always guide the paper person to the right path at critical moments. She was quite satisfied watching the little paper man become an extremely good person. Player No. 3, A popular anchor of "The Sims", is either playing games or playing games every day. He accompanies the little paper man day and night, giving him the deepest and best companionship. He was quite satisfied watching the little paper man grow up happily. One day, the world merged, and the three players excitedly wanted to find the Zaizai they had raised by themselves, and wanted to continue to grow up with him. But when they met the other two people at the door, they looked at each other. Player One struggled to maintain his composure: "Who are you?" Player No. 2 Hesitated: "Are you also the operator of my good baby?" Player No. 3 Mocked: "Yeah?" The three of them almost started fighting. When the protagonist opened the door and saw his three operators quarreling until they were blushing and thick-necked, he paused subtly, looked up at his three operators, and asked: "Hello, are you my father, mother and brother?" Three people: "..." The three of them smiled at the same time, looked at the good baby in front of them, and said in unison: "Yes, baby, I am your father (mother) (brother)." Hey, for the sake of Zaizai, a temporary truce is not impossible. Temporary remarks 1. Bu Lalang, there is no relationship between the three operators; 2. The main text should be written from the time when Zaizai was a child, describing Zaizai's journey of counterattack as he was raised; 3. No cp, no one has cp; 4. The main focus is on family ties, Zaizai's background is interstellar, and his parents' background is 21st century OVO; 5. The daily life is warm and oriented, the pace is a little slow, and friends who don't like it will stop their losses in time; 6. I'll add (…) when I think of it. ☆ Intention: There are always people in the world coming because of you.