Please Immortal

Her mother is a great dancer, and her father is a ventriloquist. Lan Buyu, who has two major heritages, woke up and became the concubine of a fifth-rank official branch family! Not to mention the miserable life, the original mother was framed by the mistress to practice puppetry. The tribe regarded her as an evil spirit and was about to sacrifice her by fire. Lan Buyu was shocked: "Fire sacrifice! Is this so unscrupulous!" Lan Buyu, a dancer and ventriloquist master, is bound to a system that can see other people's information. Integrate resources: dancing, ventriloquism, a few lines of information. Human life is at stake! She immediately grabbed a few feathers from the big rooster and stuck them on her forehead. She was so anxious that she twisted and crawled and performed a great dance for everyone present. Lan Buyu: To be honest, my deceased grandma once taught me intangible cultural heritage shamanic dance. The system was dumbfounded: the origin of family education! Lan Buyu screamed strangely and danced: "Ah~ah~please be immortal~please be immortal~" Everyone: "! Is this thing crazy?" Lan Buyu lowered his waist and curled up, lowered his head and stretched it in front of his feet. His hair dragged the floor, and he used his limbs together. A burst of spiders crawled around, randomly frightening a charming lady and frightening all the servants! Everyone was horrified. In classical dance, she learned the superb green snake dance, and combined with the onomatopoeia in ventriloquism, Lan Buyu crawled and meandered around the courtyard with a snake hiss, frightening everyone to the point of paralysis. Finally, facing the old man with the highest seniority in the family, Lan Buyu suddenly twitched his body joints strangely, and then he called out: "Xian'er~ I am the second aunt~" "You have forgotten that when you were five years old, your father beat you to the rafters for stealing, and it was your second aunt who stopped you." "Second aunt still remembers that there is a scar on your lower back." "Xian'er~ Second aunt wants to eat pork head~soaked in soybean paste~" "I want the sauce sold by Sister-in-law Asan~" That day, the 70-year-old old man held her legs and cried bitterly: "Second aunt!" ＊ Facing the third uncle who blocked him, Old God Lan Buyu said: "Unworthy descendants! Last month, my family's shop lost more than half of the money, but you were fooled by your false accounts!" Facing the mastermind and mistress, Lan Buyu angrily scolded: "You secretly borrowed the family's money to make loan sharks, and invisibly killed two people, causing such a crime. Now they are biting on your back, but you don't know it. After ninety-nine and eighty-one days, you will definitely be invaded by the evil wind, and you will have constant night sweats and nightmares." ＊ Lan Buyu bluntly described the birthmark on the original mother's face as a sign of suppressing disaster. Once the fire was sacrificed, disaster would affect the entire clan. The whole clan regards her as the manifested ancestor and the true immortal in the world! After that, Lan Buyu, who was ringing a long bell, holding a single drum, and wearing a full set of luxurious shaman clothes, relied on the system and his own skills to make miraculous prophecies, which made him prosperous. The whole city knows that she is a great fairy! ＊ My cousin had a difficult delivery, and her husband's family asked Po Wen to keep the small house large and clean up evil spirits to prevent the mother's bad luck from affecting the whole family. Lan Buyu danced and jumped all over the courtyard: "Ah~ah~ah~upper body~upper body!" He used ventriloquism to imitate a few fox screams, and then he held an orchid and shouted: "The evil spirit is soaring to the sky, this is a disaster star! Once it is born, it will cause endless harm. It will swallow up the ancestral energy of your family and it will be destroyed in the next three generations!" ＊ The young lady who loves her doesn't want to get married, but the elders have already signed a marriage contract. The system collected information that the man valued his career. Lan Buyu closed his eyes, held up his wooden sword and danced a shamanic dance, and prophesied to the man's elders: "This woman has a sharp character, and has the aura of swords, guns, and halberds. If she is hired by a military general's family, it will be appropriate and suitable. The two will not only protect the family, but also extend the future happiness. If she comes from a scholarly family, it will be bad! It will definitely endanger her career and put her descendants in trouble!" ＊ The silly and sweet county magistrate will not marry a scumbag unless she is a phoenix, and she will live or die. System: Her hair is as important as her life. Lan Buyu rang the long bell and muttered: "Please be possessed by the gods~ Please be possessed by the gods~ He will conquer you, he will conquer you!" The county magistrate said angrily: "Fart!" Lan Buyu continued to talk: "He is the reincarnation of dead bones. Anyone who lives with him for a long time will definitely lose his body. At first, his hair will fall out for no reason, and then his weight will decrease until you become a handful of bones. If you don't believe me, please count the hair you have lost every day when you dress up." The next day. The county magistrate girl collapsed and shouted: "Ah! My hair! It's killing me!" ＊ Lan Buyu's divine reputation spread far and wide, making his life more nourishing. Until he was picked up by Jin Yiwei Qianhu by his collar and carried away like a chicken: "Lan Daxian can communicate with the yin and yang ghosts and gods, and his magic power is boundless. There happens to be an unsolved case right now. You might as well ask the immortal to use his spare energy to figure out who the murderer of this case is." Face to face with the bloody corpse, Lan Daxian fainted from fright without even lifting it up. ＊ The fake goddess is forced to assist in the investigation. Lan Buyu slapped his thigh angrily: He defeated me! ＊ Shamanic dance is also dance! Goddess Lan Daxian×Long-legged Jinyiwei Concept: Shamanic dance is also dance!