[Myth] Great Witchcraft Is Not Easy, the True King Sighs

During the Shang Dynasty, when he first came down from Shu Mountain, Jin Xueliu worked diligently to become a great shaman of the tribe. He originally had the art of papermaking and was preparing to quietly amaze everyone. As a result, I was first shocked by my godmother's water polo technique. Well, how can there be any fragrance of cultivating immortality in farming? Especially when she took over a younger brother who was a hard worker and brought his own buff from farming and raising pigs, she suddenly had hope for a life of eating and drinking. Until one day, my younger brother suddenly picked up a handsome man in distress and handed him over obediently. Jin Xueliu looked left and right: Well, apart from being handsome, he is just ordinary. Fortunately, the beautiful man in trouble was born to suck cats and dogs. Today he would pick up a dog and tomorrow he would hold a cat, allowing her to live a life of both cats and dogs. And she herself also picked up a tsundere little snowman who claimed to be an "ancient artifact". All day long, he either encouraged her to "do something big" or complained about her "too much cultivation". Unexpectedly, he took a beautiful mountain god with him and followed the little snowman around, accidentally uncovering a corner of the ancient secret, and became the number one melon-eater in the three realms. One day, she suddenly discovered that the ordinary and handsome man was actually the number one fugitive in heaven, the future God of Justice, the True Monarch of Qingyuan Miao Dao, Yang Jian and Yang Erlang... And how dare she still abandon him? Jin Xueliu: Forget it, it's too late to explain, so let's run away! Yang Jian smiled and stopped her with his fan: Didn't you say that you had promised for eternity, but you still want to default on the debt? It was not easy to deal with Yang Jian. Instead of repenting, Jin Xueliu became even more arrogant, shouting everywhere: Mr. Siming, don't get too involved. My KPIs are simply not enough for you~ Queen Mother of the West, come to Qiongqi if you have something to do, but don't come to me if you have nothing to do. Zhao Gongming, you can tell me whatever you want, but you have to give me money first. Hou Yi, don't chase and fight fiercely. Isn't that just kidnapping your weapons? As for that? Zulong, what's going on? Didn't he just drink your little brat's blood? There is no missing piece of meat. Jade Emperor, why did I change the number one on the most wanted list? And you say I'm the god of disaster? Can't afford it? And Canglong, did I offend you? Why are you here to join in the fun? One day, the Jade Emperor finally couldn't bear it anymore and secretly came to his nephew: "God of Justice, go and deal with her." Yang Jian raised his head and sighed softly: "Thank you for the invitation, I will listen to the instructions rather than the announcement." CP: Jin Xueliu×Yang Jian The upright face disturbs the fierce god × the gentle and cold god of justice Reading guide: My mythology: God is the greatest, then Heaven first became the system of Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, then Emperor Jun became the Heavenly Emperor, then the Jade Emperor became Haotian, the Jade Emperor acted as a check and balance, and Buddhism and Taoism had not yet grown. Because there are no high-level villains in Chinese mythology, some big guys will make cameo appearances and act as villains (don't take it too seriously). Because it is based on mythology, the place names in the article cannot correspond to reality. Mainly refer to the Lotus Lantern and its prequel, Journey to the West, List of Gods, Classic of Mountains and Seas, Buddhist and Taoist myths, etc. Revised on 2025.9.16 Concept: Love is the embrace of landslides and tsunamis