This Scumbag Doesn't Look Like the Actor.

After being a closeted woman for many years, Chen Zhou had never been in love once before he was suddenly told that his time was running out. So, one quiet night, he decided to write a bucket list and list his long-cherished wishes. Written by Chen Zhou: Traveling around the world... Traveling alone is too tiring. Then take a hot air balloon ride... Oh, I forgot that I'm afraid of heights. Chen Zhou picked up his cell phone and said, "Let's see what others write." Studying astrophysics... Forget it, I still prefer studying fried shrimps with eggs. Get a degree from Harvard... Forget it, how about playing some ranked games? Completing an extreme sport—does being stuck at work count? After muttering until midnight, he decided to take a nap first. Because he has to go to work tomorrow. The piece of paper on the table was scrawled and altered, and in the end only five words survived: fall in love. When he went to work the next day, Chen Zhou was typing on the keyboard and thinking about his bucket list from the night before. He took two sips of coffee and felt vaguely that he had forgotten something important. It wasn't until his colleague came to him carrying a large pile of documents that he suddenly woke up: By the way, what kind of class can I take when I almost have no people left? ! I want to create this world! After Xiaosha resigned, Chen Zhou felt that the world was so beautiful and it was time to fall in love. But his conscience does not allow him to harm an ignorant boy from a good family. Find a scumbag. The scumbag is great, he talks nicely, he is handsome, and all of them are talented people. When I pass away, there will be no loss to others. Anyway, I don't have much time left, so it's best to talk to one person a month. There will be no psychological burden if you keep changing! It turns out that scumbags are easy to find, but even good scumbags can't be illuminated with a lantern. After Chen Zhou rejected a series of strange men, finally, a handsome guy walked towards him. The man named He Zhi sat down and smiled at Chen Zhou: "Hello, my name is He..." Chen Zhou: "Get married!" He Zhi: "?" —————————————— Ignoring the magical beginning, after they were "together": Chen Zhou rested on He Zhi's lap and played a game: "You are so awesome. You look like a high-ranking scumbag at first glance. There is no trace of acting at all." He Zhi smiled helplessly: "It's not acting." Chen Zhou: "I understand, I understand, it's all true feelings, true feelings." "You are so dedicated. I will definitely give you more overtime pay when the time comes..." Before Chen Zhou finished speaking, He Zhi pinched his cheeks forcefully. Then, the other party gave a gentle kiss that was incompatible with the intensity of pinching the face. Chen Zhou was like a goldfish blowing bubbles, spitting out words one by one between kisses: "Techniques, techniques..." "No, that's good... You work overtime... Pay more... More... Give me some..." Between kisses, He Zhi said, "Is it overtime pay? You've already paid it." Chen Zhou: "Um... When?" "Now." It's like diving underwater without oxygen, and the world is just dizzy. Chen Zhou's game was lost without exception. (Nervous and jumpy) Chen Zhou × (gentle and gentle?) He Zhi Lightning protection: 1. Be! 2. In the early stage, you will be crazy and will be tortured in the later stage, so be careful! 2. There is no logic in the whole text, the author just comes up with whatever he thinks! Intention: Want to be free