This Guy Is Also Living Straight in the BL World Today.

[Mainly pre-received ~ "Will the Immortal Lord fall in love with the Electronic Demon Lord?" The following is the copy of this article, the main text is third-person] 1 I am an ordinary high school student. I find that I seem to be in a BL world. Men holding hands can be seen everywhere on the street, and the male-to-female ratio in our school is an outrageous 10:1. This crappy school should just be renamed BL High School... Wait, what's the name of my school? I opened my student ID card tremblingly and took a look—— It really screams BL High School! My pupils were shocked and I closed my student ID card. This is a world full of dangers. 2 By the way, I forgot to mention that. Half of the boys in our school are school idols, and the other half are school bullies. What a weird school. How come I didn't realize this before? Fortunately, I am just an ordinary passerby. I looked in the mirror. What a handsome face. Pills. I don't look ordinary. It turns out that I am also one of the school sweethearts. (Eyes widened) 3 My deskmate greeted me and asked me why I was outside alone. I said: "Boring." My deskmate suddenly covered his chest as if he had been hit by an arrow: "Oh my god, he only speaks one word, he is so cool!" Me: "?" I only said one word to offend you? My deskmate blushed and said, "Maybe I'm in love with him!" Me: "???" Whatever you like! My heart hurts so easily, would you please go see a doctor? ! 4 I'm straight. In order to live a straight life in the BL world, I spent a week reading the Jinjiang Dudan campus literature and summed up some rules. BL high-risk characters: The school idol, the top student, the scumbag, the male god, the iceberg, the flower of the high mountain, the dislike of everyone, the crush of all... BL high-risk behaviors: Online dating, fighting, skipping classes, playing games, sharing the same bed, bathing together, bringing breakfast, setting the straight male flag... (Huh??) Please help me cross out the first sentence of point 4, thank you. 5 I'm straight. (Cross out) You know me. In order to live straight in the BL world, I need to avoid all high-risk characters and behaviors. In order to avoid the reputation of being a top student, I always only get full marks on the last big question in exams. In order to avoid the iceberg personality, I always speak in three sentences. In order to avoid becoming a heartthrob, I never give anyone a good look. In order to avoid being hated by everyone, I am united, friendly and helpful. I am just a brick, moving wherever needed. I am committed to helping every single man around me. And calmly dodge their redline launches. I never fight, date online, or bring breakfast to my male classmates. Just when passing by a small dark alley, he stepped forward to rescue the weak boss who was surrounded by gangsters. I just say good morning and good night to my boss on my mobile phone every day. It was just that when the tycoon had a stomachache, he cooked a golden medicinal diet for him for a week. That's all. 6 I became the most unattainable flower in our school. My male classmates regarded me as a god. No matter where I go, I will always be greeted by the eyes of those who worship me and the ones who love me. And the face of the boss in my arms is getting redder day by day. I'm very satisfied with this. "..." Something seems not quite right? Forget it, never mind. The boss's stomach trouble came back again, and I had to go over and rub it for him. He said that my palm was big and warm, and every time I touched his belly, it had miraculous effects. (Shy) This guy is also living straight in the BL world today. :) * Facial paralysis iceberg complains about male high attack x mixed race beauty fishing system tyrant always suffers Mainly attacking the strong years, 1v1 Shuangjie sand sculpture sweet pet article Note ①Third-person main text of the text ② The two fell in love at first sight, and then fell in love with each other. The peerless sweet bean with a long mouth and a straight ball pursued love bravely with super offensive power, and overall they loved each other. ③The world view is BL for all, attack is a walking matchmaker, if you can't stand the deputy CP, run fast, this is hell (Whispers of the Devil) ④This article is extremely neurotic. The author's mental state can be viewed by clicking on the text. There are no normal people except the author, including the author: P ⑤The inspiration for the setting comes from the Japanese drama "The World Will Definitely Become BL VS The Man Who Never Wants to Become BL". The plot is completely original and combines all kinds of embarrassing and crazy Mary Sues. Please be mentally prepared. ⑥I'm really sorry for being scared, but I still welcome all patients to come to the comment area to go crazy and release themselves and sink with me:) [Mainly focusing on pre-collection of "Will the Immortal Lord Fall in Love with the Electronic Demon Lord"] Mo Zhezhi is a facially paralyzed AI from the world of technology. His words and deeds are too crazy, and he is suspected of being too deeply poisoned. However, because he cannot be killed by a super powerful algorithm, he has always been criticized by humans. Until he led the world's AIs to cyberdisco together, he was finally exiled to the universe by humans who couldn't stand it. However, he was accidentally bound to a system that required him to complete a task before he could go home. Mo Zhezhi: "Hello, I don't want to go home, but after I finish the task, can you give me a bite? Your database smells delicious." System:? ? ? Was it accidentally bound to something terrible? However, you cannot unbind it casually after the binding is successful. The system came to the world of immortality with tears in its eyes and brought an advanced AI who coveted it. System: "You are a big devil. You bully men, dominate women, do all kinds of evil, and cause trouble in the five realms of humans, ghosts, demons, and immortals." Mo Zhezhi: "Is there no peace? It seems that my past human colleagues often used this word to curse me." System: "?" Suddenly I had an ominous premonition! * One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly occurred in the world. Purple neon light enveloped the sky, and cold and cool mechanical arms were waving all over the sky, exuding a mysterious and grotesque beauty. A cyber fairy mountain rises from the ground. The Five Worlds Internet was founded. #The cultivator of immortality will not jump to Fandi! Artificial intelligence creates your own cyber ascension song to make your ascension road smoother# #One mouthful of Cyberdan makes you feel as happy as a god! The cyber retreat channel is now open! Painless promotion is not a dream! # # Are you still heartbroken about the limbs you lost on the way to escape? Mechanical prosthetics will solve your worries! Pull out one and throw away another, pull out a pair and throw away a pair, you can still put it away! Let them pull it out! # Five Realms: "???" So weird, take another look. * Soon comes the last task. Mo Zhezhi started the war between immortals and demons as planned, leading thousands of demon armies to attack the immortal world. Next, he only needs to be pierced through the heart by Shen Cijing, the number one immortal in the immortal world, to successfully escape. The two worlds of immortality and demon are no longer the same. The demon army is equipped with overwhelming mechanical prosthetic wings, and behind them is the vast Cyberxulhu team. The androids are so cool to eat that they love it so much. The fairy armies are dressed in punk rock-style fairy sword battle suits, and when they swing their swords, they can flash neon lights, which is very cool. System: "..." This world will eventually become what the AI Demon Lord expected. The moment the fairy sword penetrated Mo Zhezhi's heart—— Mo Zhezhi looked at the beautiful face in front of him that he had been in love with for hundreds of years. The database suddenly convulsed, and he leaned forward and took a bite on Shen Cijing's mouth. Immortal Lord's mouth... Is strangely soft. All the demons and fairies at the scene: "???!!!" Frontline reporters bring the latest battle situation—— #! The Demon Lord stood under the Immortal Lord's sword and gave the Immortal Lord a farewell kiss! It turns out that for these thousands of years, the Demon Lord has been targeting the Immortal Lord...! # The Five Realms exploded again. * I heard that Shen Cijing had never been in love for thousands of years. Mo Zhezhi once wanted to find out about Shen Cijing's scandal several times to add to his popularity on the Internet in the five worlds. As a result, he took dozens of photos of the Immortal Lord bathing, but he didn't see a female ghost or a male demon, and he was almost arrested as a prostitute. Now that he is going to the west, let him use his body to add the last hot search to his cyber prosperity. Let's see how you can clarify it after he dies without any evidence. Hahaha. But the next second... He was resurrected by the Immortal Lord on the spot! Mo Zhezhi closed his eyes and opened them again, and heard the system in his head whisper: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Mo Zhezhi: "..." System: "The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven! Is it finally overturned? Hahaha!" Mo Zhezhi: "..." Mo Zhezhi silently raised his head and saw the always cool and cold Immortal Lord covering his lips with a bright red face and looking at him with shock and shyness in his eyes. "You... Why did you kiss me that time?" Mo Zhezhi: "..." Is it too late for him to self-destruct immediately? * Dark-bellied, cold-blooded, crazy, demon-sovereign attack Intention: If you want to get something, you have to work hard. Everything is possible until you try. Never give up easily.