Are You the Only One Who Wants to Put an Environmental Hat on the Strongest Jiao Wu?

[The biggest OOC in this article is that the five enlightenments in this article are the strongest. I will not accept refutations or backstabs from the author. Thank you] Your name is Tang Yin, and you are a dead man who has been buried underground for who knows how many years. As a result, it rained very hard that day, just like the night Yiping asked her father for money, and it washed away your grave. The moment your home is gone, you suddenly remember that you seem to have a husband. Although I don't remember what my husband looks like or what his name is, I think he is very strong, very tough, and very tough to beat. The most important thing is that you feel that your husband is not dead yet! My wife has lost her only house. As a husband, it should be natural for you to support you who are homeless, right? ! With this idea in mind, you embark on a journey to find your husband. * On your first day in the big city, you met the white-haired magician who claimed to be the strongest magician. He is very handsome, very strong (the strongest), very attractive, and very easy to beat. The first thing he said was - "Zong Sui, if you disturb me while I wait in line to buy dessert, you will be torn into pieces!" Then a newly formed special-grade curse spirit turned into dust. You feel blessed instantly - he must be your dead husband! When you got this realization, you immediately fell to the ground, hugged your thighs, and cried heartbrokenly in front of everyone, shouting: "Husband, I worked so hard to find you. You don't know what my life was like... I have no house, no money, and no food. I dug wild vegetables alone and walked hundreds of miles of mountain roads to find you. Husband - don't abandon me!!!" Onlookers: What kind of man, well-dressed and holding a limited-edition dessert in his hand, secretly lets his wife dig wild vegetables in the mountains? A teacher from a high school who has been solo since she was 26 years old: 6 * Until your 'husband' took you to the school where he worked one day, and you saw the boy with pink hair and that annoying mouth on his face. The first thing you saw when you saw him was—— "Hey, you want to fight, bitch?!" You realize that this dead and alive piece of garbage is the 'husband' in your memory. Gojo Satoru said directly: Hi, ex-husband! #Yourwifefine, the next second mine! * Gojo Satoru picked up a cheap wife for nothing on the road. She was beautiful and powerful, and he could use her to deal with those annoying orange peels. However, my wife is so good that she attracts many crazy bees and butterflies, including but not limited to her best friend who rebelled many years ago and the weirdo with sutures on his head... Who are always trying to poach him and give him an environmental protection hat. To this Gojo Satoru: What are you dragging? You male mistresses, you are smart enough to realize that I am a legal husband with a certificate! (Angrily dumping the marriage) Until one day, my wife suddenly woke up—— "I remembered, my husband actually has black hair and black eyes..." Born with white hair and blue eyes, six eyes 5t5: To be honest, I also had black hair and black eyes when I was born, but I got sick later... Tang Yin: A young man with white hair will have a gray hair at an early age? If you are sick, you must treat it! (Sympathetic gazejpg.) 5T5: …. # Is actually me? ! (Gojo Satoru's special clown mask jpg.) #For my wife, I want to become what my wife imagines her husband to be! Food Guide 1. Tiao Wu is just playing tricks! Don't spray if you don't like it! Second person of text 2. Some bloody misidentification plots. The heroine actually does not have a husband, but her memory is confused and makes her think that someone is her husband. 3. The CP is most likely 5T5. After all, our smart Tie Wu is a legal husband who knows how to hold a certificate to work. We do not rule out the possibility that the author's pen is suddenly snatched away by other characters. 4. It's essentially a sandbox story, with some OOC and lots of classic poaching plots. After all, the heroine is beautiful and strong. Intention: Of course when you fall in love, you must be serious and responsible!