It's a Bit Cold to Eat Melon and Rice

The emotionally stable capybara is a crispy undertaker x the secretly observing forest python is a shady detective ------------------- Qi Huan recently got a new job, working as a true wife in the morgue. Because of her poor health, she was accidentally bound to the Fengguang Burial System. As long as she did exercises to increase her vitality and blood levels, she could see the "autopsy" reports of the residents of the cold storage. For example [Three rows and four rows in Area A, a 48-year-old male, bus driver, died of renal overdraft. System prompts light up simultaneously: Host please go to the bathroom to empty your bladder immediately! Holding in urine for a long time will greatly affect your health. Not only will the bladder become diseased, but the kidneys, brain, and heart may also be damaged. The situation is serious and requires attention! Qi Huan immediately paid attention and was rewarded with autopsy materials as promised, but he didn't know that her complaints could be echoed simultaneously in the mourning hall. [Oh, it's so tragic. My wife died young and the child was entrusted to my brother-in-law to take care of. As a result, that family actually...] My brother-in-law's family who are saying goodbye to the body:? What the hell is going on? [You actually have to worry about how many pieces of paper your child needs to use in the toilet? [Outrageous, you can only draw one regardless of size? How many times did you lean on the door and eavesdrop on your child's ejaculation? So that the child has no choice but to pretend to go to the toilet and save paper? Qi Huan: The poor heroine has some excellent relatives at the beginning! Another example [There are three rows in area C, a 37-year-old male, a fugitive... Huh? Fugitive! Oh? He was actually the boss who robbed the Hongjin Jewelry Store ten years ago? He died mysteriously after accidentally entering Painter A's studio and merging all his layers. Painter A said...] [This robber came in without a head. Qi Huan: Oh, there is a cannon fodder role for the retired boss of Infinite Life to pave the way for his skills! The system prompt lights up again: Friends with heads must be well aware that being headless is extremely harmful. Please immediately confirm that the head and neck connection is complete, adjust your breathing, relax your mind, and prevent temporomandibular joint disorders. Qi Huan complied, and her voice sounded again in the mourning hall. Ha? This kind of person actually has a wife? The wife group actually brought key evidence of the gang with them, and prepared to leave the country immediately after expressing condolences and disappear forever! [Wonderful, gathering together is a gang, breaking up is a day's punishment. Officer Gu Tan (dan) who happened to be in the mourning hall: Suddenly took the order? --- Gu Tao, the new leader of Fu City's "Special Punishment" Action Team, recently likes to deliver corpses to funeral parlors for his colleagues in the logistics department. The first time he passed by the morgue, he saw a beautiful figure. Playing Baduanjin. The second time, she was doing the burpee. The third time she stood on her head. Gu Tao: She is the only light and heat in the cold world! Reading guide: 1. Now, immediately, stand up and take two steps! 2. Levator anus! 3. Take a deep breath, drink water, do one or two chest expansion exercises, get up! -----Publish a pre-order to ask for support and "My ex is all over the world trying to catch me back together" A girl with a straight mouth, high offense and low defense, and a man with a tough mouth and an itchy heart There is a very popular game recently, called Rabbit, which only eats grass that turns back. The content of the game is naturally that the protagonist is bound (bushi) and entangled (bushi) by the grass she has chewed in every plane, and drags her back to the fermented sauce to ask her for another bite. Due to its exciting content, diverse experiences, and exquisite graphics, this game hit the top of the list in just three days. "If my ex-boyfriend hadn't passed away many years ago, this is beyond what he could have done." Chuandang made a comment casually. She didn't take it seriously after posting it, because Chuantang's ex-boyfriend hadn't been dead for many years, and she was just making venomous remarks. As a result, Chuan Tang entered the game like this! As soon as I opened my eyes, it was [Copy 1]: The night of destruction! Chuantang's character is the orphan left after her family was wiped out. The murderer deliberately let her go after slaughtering all her family members. She then went to seek refuge with her distant relatives, and the murderer followed her, slaughtering all the family members who had taken her in, and then spared Chuantang again and gave her the opportunity to bury the family. Then he turned around and wiped everyone who came to worship. So is it a revenge plot? No, it's a compound...? "In this relationship, why can he be his ex!" Chuan Tang let out a sharp scream, "Do you want to get back together? Within seven days, huh?" And why does the murderer have the face of her ex-boyfriend Dian Zhu! --- After finally clearing the level, Chuandang arrived at [Dungeon 2] again: the edge of the cliff! This time she was a witch and saw a fallen man at the foot of the cliff. Sure enough, that man had the face of Dian Zhu again. Chuandang couldn't turn a blind eye, because the witch's first task was to pick up the man and revive him. Chuan Tang: Drag him back face down, stuff him into a crucible and cook him into a medicine man. "Just tell me whether I can be saved or not, whether I can live or not!" The rabbit that bites regardless of the rush x the wild grass that grows wild regardless of the spring breeze -------------------------------------------------- There is also a completed fantasy to support it! "I Descend from the Altar" The fake and serious heroine with six unclean roots x the real and evil male protagonist with straight balls: Counterattack + breaking the game, straight to the column~ Intention: live a healthy life and harvest seriously!