In the sky above the dynasties, a huge sky curtain spanning time and space suddenly appeared. On it was a well-dressed girl, speaking impassionedly:
"get out of class is over! Please complete your homework - Su Shi's circle of friends, and check it in the next class."
After listening to the lecture, the ancient "students" were confused: What is a circle of friends? Su Zizhan? Not familiar!
Su Shi who is cooking Dongpo Pork: Huh? Is this kid calling my name?
Zhang Huaimin walked with each other in the atrium: Why can't I do this homework? ! Despair. Jpg
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With the teaching interview coming soon, Zhuo Jinshu, a normal school student in social fear, started to live broadcast a student-free junior high school Chinese class in order to practice his shamelessness.
What she never expected was that her every word and deed, together with her slander, would be simultaneously projected onto the screen to the ancestors of various dynasties!
Talking about "Traveling is Difficult": [Li Bai loved to carry a sword in his poems. Unofficial historians say that he was almost beaten by a crowd, and his apprenticeship was not recognized... Tsk, swordsmanship is probably just a show?
Li Bai: My friend, do you want to know more about killing one person in ten steps? !
Talking about "Rewarding Lotte Seeing Gifts at the First Banquet in Yangzhou": [The gift poem written by Bai Juyi is too heart-wrenching. The official posts in the Manchu Dynasty were wasted, how miserable! Fortunately, Liu Yuxi had a big heart, no wonder he lived a long life.
Liu Yuxi (showing longing eyes): Oh? How long? Come and listen.
What's even more outrageous is that the audience in the live broadcast room is a group of old antiques with IDs such as [Ying Zheng] and [Du Fu], and their speeches have an ancient Wen Zou Zou flavor.
When Zhuo Jinshu wrote the rather scrawled blackboard characters in a cool and unrestrained manner:
[Ying Zheng] spoke: I have written the same text, what is the style of this? It's so ugly that it should be burned!
[System prompt: The anchor has banned [Ying Zheng]]
[Meng Tian] followed in seconds: What your Majesty said is absolutely true! Really ugly.
[System prompt: The anchor has kicked [Meng Tian] out of the live broadcast room]
Zhuo Jinshu retracted his hand happily, put his hands on his hips and slapped the table in one breath, "If you don't listen to the class well, go out and let's continue the class!"
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Food Guide
1. Involves eight Chinese language books compiled by the junior high school, mainly ancient poems.
2. Voices = Thoughts from the protagonist that cannot be included in the lesson plan.
3. The author is illiterate and basically relies on research related to history.
Purpose: A Chinese language class that is more suitable for Chinese babies' physiques.
