After Completing the Task, I Found Out That It Was a Fake System.

Please pay in advance~ "A Weird Story a Day" Strange and imaginative essay, unit drama. (My own writing based on my imagination, purely fictitious and please do not imitate) Cupid's Notebook: I have a Cupid's Notebook, and whoever writes in it will fall hopelessly in love with me. But Cupid's Notebook is said to corrode people's hearts and devour their souls. I don't believe it, I'm going to write down the names of the bamboo horse and the male god. Holy water: I have a little zombie whose saliva can make people fall in love with me. But the person who drinks zombie saliva will become irritable and of extremely low quality, but he will love me so much that he will go crazy. It's really scary. What should I do? Just pick a male college student with high quality. Live broadcast: I am a blogger. In order to become popular through live broadcasts, I injure stray animals and then live broadcast to rescue stray animals. Later, someone found out, and I was bullied online But fortunately I met a beautiful psychiatrist who is a fan of mine. I complained to the psychiatrist. Woo woo woo, I found out that the psychiatrist was not treating me, but secretly live streaming my inner wounds. Rose: I have a bottle of nutrient solution that can make dead roses bloom again. What, you want to use nutrient solution to resurrect your son? No, absolutely not, wuwuwuwu, there will be big trouble ……… Unit drama, imaginary, all short imaginary stories~ *******************Original copy****************** Jiang Ming, a modern social animal, traveled to the world of cultivation and was preemptively bound by the fake system. The unparalleled and noble Princess Jiang Mingzheng is spending her carefree childhood happily—— Fake system: Release a task, you go to become a monk and cultivate immortality! In order to return to modern times, Jiang Ming endures! If you want to become an immortal, just become an immortal! Fake system: You go and cultivate the ruthless path! Good! Fake system: The Corpse King is a murderous maniac. He controls the royal family of Jiang Kingdom and wants Jiang Kingdom to be his lackey. This madman has been torturing the world for fun. Go and chop off his head! OK! So Jiang Ming chopped off his head and kicked it with a ball! Fake system: Your senior brother is an undercover agent. He sneaked into your sect to kill your master and take away the sect's treasure. This scumbag has been deceiving and using you. Go and stab him in the back! Good! So Jiang Ming stabbed his senior brother into skewers in the back. Fake system: Your master is a crazy and evil shark. Not only does he eat similar sharks, he also kills his sister and eats his mother! Go and smash the beating shark beads on his chest! After all the tasks released by the fake system are completed, Jiang Ming will also become the empress with thousands of miles of land, and the co-owner of the world! She excitedly asked the system when she would be allowed to return to modern times. The fake system untied Jiang Ming and quietly slipped away because it had no ability to help Jiang Ming return to modern times! ! The real system can finally bind Jiang Ming. Real system: Woohoo, the Mary Sue system is finally bound to the host~ Jiang Ming had a bad premonition in his heart. True System: Release mission one, conquer the Corpse King, and redeem the cruel Corpse King who is crazy and dark and enjoys torturing the world into a coquettish, clingy and possessive little crybaby~ True system: Mission 2, capture the senior brother and redeem the unfortunate senior brother who is world-weary, gloomy and scheming into a sunny, cheerful, gentle but restrained and tolerant little puppy~ True System: Mission 3, conquer the master, and redeem the ruthless Poseidon who caused countless bloody storms and killed countless people into an innocent little green tea who is gentle, considerate, says good things and does good deeds in front of you~ The real system asked again: By the way, host, where are they? Intention: It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on heaven and earth!