Gods Are Not Allowed to Mess Around in This World

As a condensed mist between heaven and earth, Qingmiao spends his days wandering around the heaven, eating melons and sharing gossip. Until one day, she was "seduced" by He Fang, the god of war in the heaven, and her salty life was forced to end. What, are you asking the two of them to survive the love crisis? The kind that love you to death, go through several lives, stab each other with knives and vomit blood, and finally destroy the world? Qing Miao and He Fang looked at each other and turned their heads in disgust. But they were stuffed with several books as thick as bricks, with a few big words written on the cover—— "Five years to catch monsters, three years to ascend to heaven" [Book 1: The Demon Suppressing Well is a hundred feet long. A snail spirit climbs up from the bottom of the well. It climbs six feet on the first day and slides four feet on the second day. How many days can it take to climb to the top of the well? [The second book: What kind of emotion does the author express in the last sentence of "Bigu Technique Sends Master Wu Xuan Back to the West"? Please give a brief analysis. [Book 3: Your name is Li Hua. Please write an invitation letter to the elders of the Sharman tribe in the Sharman language. Qingmiao: "Want to learn these?" Li Jie Immortal Official: "Of course it's not just these, you need to experience the life of Xuanmen in the human world. Enter the Shanhe Hall, take the examination of the Northern Qing Sect, enter the Zhengrong Mansion..." Qingmiao: complex, calm and peaceful. He Fang: Don't be afraid to do small things. After all the calamity—— Qingmiao hugged the Demon Lord's thigh tightly and didn't let go: "Ooooooooo, my resentment needs to be sucked out!" He Fang stood in the Lingxiao Palace with his spiritual sword in hand: "I wonder which god dares to cause trouble to the world for his own selfish purposes!" —— The two disappointments of the young general in heaven: Before the demon world was settled and his achievements were not established, he was kicked down from the heaven by the Emperor of Heaven and went to the human world to experience calamity. Another time—— He is so in love with the little fairy that he "seduces" the lower world... The novel "Salted Fish" fairy × the high-spirited "Juan King" Major General A rebellious body + VS + a naturally strong breed *1V1, HE+, SC *All private The copy was written on +23.9.16 + Has been screenshotted Concept: Ups and downs are all part of life