We've Talked, It's You Who's in Charge

[This article is expected to be published on 3.22, And the quick travel article on the homepage is currently being serialized...] Wen Shu's roommate is crazy The reason was that Wen Shu's roommate watched an ancient puppet show and fell in love with the male lead of the show. After getting involved, he bought a mobile phone to do data and sex for him. Today he competes with the female protagonist's fans about who pays more, and tomorrow he competes with the male protagonist's fans about who is more popular. Half of the phone contains handsome photos of the male protagonist, and half is dark pictures of the opponent. Later, the second male lead announced that the magazine would be 20% off for 500 copies and 40% off for 1,000 copies. The roommate made a careful calculation and found out that 500 copies were 20,000 yuan and 1,000 copies were 34,000 yuan, a direct savings of 10,000 yuan. The price was that the dormitory was directly flooded with magazines. In order to help his roommates solve this problem, Wen Shu packed fifty magazines and went back to his hometown to bake potatoes during the National Day. The paper used in the magazine was not bad, and it was used to light the fire. Wen Shu was busy for a while. The youngest son of the old Chen family next door was standing aside in a sweater. He was very blind and didn't know how to help tear up the magazine. Wen Shu was a little unhappy, wondering if he still wanted to eat the potatoes, but when he turned his head to look, he saw that this man looked like something. Wen Shu's mobility was perfect, and she successfully captured him before returning to school. She was about to post some ambiguous love words in the WeChat circle of friends, but as soon as she entered, she saw the picture of her roommate. Why does this bullied male star look so much like her little boyfriend? However, the roommates had rivals all over the world. In the past few months, it could be said that they were all over the entertainment industry. Wen Shu didn't pay much attention to it and decided to block the roommates when the official announcement was made in the future. Wen Shu quickly paid the price for her big heart. The dirty pictures of her boyfriend were just the beginning. Because her boyfriend was too confused, her roommate seemed to get pleasure from the fight, posting on WeChat Moments for seven days to show off their achievements. My brother can bear it, but my sister-in-law cannot! Wen Shu rolled up his sleeves and was about to have a big fight, but when he logged in to Weibo, he discovered that his boyfriend hadn't updated his status in three years. Wen Shu: "..." My boyfriend is so confused that only 200 people sign in to Chaohua every day. Due to the inaction of the host, Chaohua has now become a junior deputy super of his former teammates. As soon as he slips away, it will be full of Amway posts from his former teammates. Wen Shu got angry: "Where's your team?" The boyfriend explained in a low voice: "The contract has been terminated long ago." No wonder he was so confused, relying on one face to take over everything. Wen Shu changed his online name to "Chen Pei's Long Aotian System" and decided to plan his boyfriend's career well. The first step... Let's act like the devil she wants to watch! … Two years later, when Wen Shu was about to graduate, the head of the dormitory suggested that they go to the Meiwa buffet at the north gate of the school to have one last meal together to remember their soon-to-be-gone youth. Wen Shu put on her boyfriend's cheering hat and went there in high spirits. At this moment, her roommate had already taken off her crush on the second male lead and was infatuated with another male star. I also know the actor Wen Shu, and I was still arguing with his boyfriend this morning about who should be the "Chosen General" hero. Palletizing and walking around, the roommate has become her boyfriend's rival fan again! Small theater After hearing from his girlfriend that she was tortured by her roommate, Chen Pei invited Wen Shu out to discuss moving to a dormitory. The location was chosen at a rice noodle shop. Wen Shu ordered beef rice noodles and a chicken leg. Chen Pei casually said: "Would you like to add a braised egg? Their braised eggs are quite delicious." Wen Nian: "No, you are not endorsing the entire line. Beef and chicken legs count as your sales, braised eggs do not count." Chen Pei: "..." If you don't want to eat braised eggs, just say so. In this interruption, Chen Pei forgot to tell the boss not to put coriander. Fortunately, the coriander in this store was not very finely chopped. Chen Pei gave Wen Shu all the coriander in his bowl. Wen Shu asked knowingly: "Why don't you eat coriander?" Chen Pei took a few pieces of beef to his girlfriend and said, "I don't like it." Wen Shu: "Have you tried it? Just say you don't like it." Chen Pei felt a little aggrieved: "I feel uncomfortable smelling it. It's not like you don't know." Wen Shu: "How can you make a casual comment if you haven't tried it? Besides, the coriander tastes better after you eat it." Chen Pei understood that his girlfriend was going crazy, and he cooperated: "I have eaten it, but I still think that coriander is not delicious." Wen Shu replied immediately: "Then you just don't understand, you cilantro black man, you deliberately slander our cilantro!" Classic question types, easy to do! —— 1. The copywriting is useless. Three thousand updates per day. 2. A short sweet article, not particularly long, with private settings. For example, even if you buy 10,000 copies of a magazine, you won't get a 40% discount, only a discount on the postage. But this is the world I write about, and if I say it, it will be there. 3. Let yourself be free and write for fun, don't take it seriously, don't refer to the fan circles of the male lead, but the male lead himself has no substantive negative information. The annoying fan circles are basically the same, don't take it seriously, I will delete the name of the person mentioned in the comment area. 4. The male lead is very technical, socially intimidated, and a bit dull. The female protagonist is a photographer, a bit of a mid-level actress. For example: Who says acting talents can't play the world-destroying devil! #Wife likes to watch, then let's act# Demining: The heroine is very vindictive and has a strong desire for revenge. The male protagonist knows nothing about this: "Don't be too kind, or you will be bullied." The author really likes this setting, I really like it. Concept: Love is a gift of life, not a life-saving straw