Pretending to Be in Love Failed and I Became a Scumbag.

★Pre-received [no admission] [Broker became famous after filling up the charm points] [Don't use mad dog scum A as a trash can] Please collect [Copywriting of this article]——Sand sculpture sweet article—— Ye Yu fell down and woke up in a different world. The good news is that he is dressed as a god. The bad news is that this god is an invincible bastard, and because the overlord couldn't force his bow, he was beaten to the point of collapse by the only martial god in Shenjing, Lu Wu Zhenjun. Ye Yu: Being a licking dog? Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Dan Tong: You have no godhead. If you cancel the immortal couple contract with Lu Wu, your body and soul will be destroyed. Ye Yu: ...(The other party urgently withdrew the last message) In order to survive, Ye Yu started his career of licking dogs and licked them to the end. Ye Yu: What is brother doing? Lu Wu: Can you please stop bothering me? Ye Yu: My brother actually asked me for my opinion. His attitude is so good. I really like my brother~ Ye Yu: When can brother see me? Lu Wu: In the next life Ye Yu: My brother is so kind. I will stay with me in my next life~ The dog friend can't stand it anymore: Give up, he is just hanging on you! Ye Yu: What's wrong with hanging on me? Why doesn't he hang on others? He hangs me because he loves me! Dog friend:...... ———— All the gods in Kyoto know that Immortal Jade Yu is infatuated with True Lord Lu Wu, that he cannot love her, that he is so despicable and despicable that it is disgusting. Lu Wu thought so too at first. So when faced with Yuyu's constant humble overtures, he usually only responded with one word: "Get lost." Anyway, no matter how much he hates him, belittles him, or bullies him, this person will come back obediently. Until one day, Ye Yu and the dog friends got drunk and asked in front of all the spiritual officials: Where can Lu Wu go? Except for his face, he is nothing but a purebred Dasha! Lu Wu behind him had a gloomy face: What did you say? Ye Yu: Oh, it's over. ———— From that day on, Lu Wu realized that the love for this person, who had his whole heart and eyes full of him, was all just an act. So what? Zhenjun Lu Wu smiled coldly and pushed the trembling Ye Yu down on the bed with his backhand. I took it seriously. ———— # Ask online, what should I do if my male idol finds me pretending to be a dog licker? #The important thing is, what should I do if the licking and licking come true? ———————— [More unorthodox text] Immortal Lord Jade has died. As the No. 1 Loser in Shenjing, a drunkard and a dandy, he only caused trouble all day long, but he actually became obsessed with the idea of ​​​​Zhenjun Lu Wu. Fairy Jade, half coaxing and half deceiving, got Lu Wu drunk. After taking off himself, he was about to reach out to untie the opponent's armor. Legend has it that Zhenjun Lu Wu, who was drunk after one drink, two drinks and three drinks, was half dead, opened his eyes. The first divine law: Do not fight with your colleagues. Immortal Jade: If you can, beat me to death. The narrator adds the second rule of the Divine Law: except when the other party actively requests it. Yuyu:...... So the only god of war for thousands of years, in a rage, beat Immortal Jade to the point of being defeated. ———— Ye Yu woke up, lying on a suspended white jade bed. In the mist-shrouded room, two old men with white beards ran away crying and howling as if they had seen ghosts, leaving behind Meng Yang who was holding a colorful lantern. Ye Yu: What are they running for? Meng Yang: Go save people. Ye Yu: Who to save? Meng Yang: A victim of inferior Xianting Yuye wine. Ye Yu: What kind of wine? ? ? Meng Yang: Xianting Yuye Wine. Ye Yu: ... One, one hundred and eighty cups? ———— Immortal Lord Yuyu was not dead, it seemed that his brain had been damaged, and the heads of all the spirit officials in Shenjing were even bigger. Emperor Yi felt that this was a good opportunity for Immortal Jade to reshape his godhood. Emperor Yi: Dear friends, can anyone recommend themselves? All Spirit Officers (step back in unison) Lu Wu, who stayed where he was:... ———— However, Lu Wu gradually discovered that although the mentally ill Jade Immortal Lord was difficult to deal with, he seemed... Quite cute. ———— The face is cold, the heart is soft, the gong+X+ is smiling on the face, and the heart is dark and painful 1V1, Qiangqiang, Tiantian, Mo Mo The fairyland background has very few costume elements and many private settings. ——2023.9.15 Purpose: No matter what hardships we encounter, we should still maintain a kind heart towards the world.