Don't read with your brain, don't read with your brain (this is where your brain is stored)
I'm a vampire and I can't live any longer.
The smell that made me want to stop was actually that of my natural enemy, the werewolf!
If you continue to abuse me... You will lose me!
First person, preferring daily sweet articles)
Again, please don't read with your brain in mind, just read for fun.
Intent: Brainless and funny