Time Prisoner

Liancheng: "Give me another two minutes to freeze the memories..." Everyone covered their ears: "What did you say?" Liancheng shouted loudly: "I said - in life, there is nothing that a tactical pause cannot solve." Mr. A: "You play basketball?" Liancheng: "He's obviously not tall enough." Mr. B: "Playing football?" Liancheng: "Who are you scolding?" ABCDEFG: "Volleyball, pickleball, table tennis?" Liancheng: "Dear, look at my sandbag-sized fist, is it also very round? Not only round, but also very hard!" Everyone evaded tactically: "Then you are?" Liancheng's proud face said: "The most handsome man in the entertainment industry, a mudslide in the entertainment industry, the number one cause in the universe - Cronus..." Everyone rushed to tell each other: "Let's all go away. It's been diagnosed. Another late-stage case of chuunibyou." Liancheng: "Huh? I haven't finished yet. None of the above. I'm just an ordinary handsome guy trying to break free from the prison of time." Everyone covered their ears: "Damn it, he got it again." Sheng Ge: "Hmm... Cute." - - - New articles are available in advance, please collect them~ - - - CP: The decathlon Shou (apprentice Luo Yi) who is gentle and virtuous, can work in the hall and in the kitchen, can bring peace to the world with his writing skills, and can decide the world with his martial arts skills VS the sweeping monk Gong (Master Yang Xuan) who is crazy about his abilities and does not care about anyone except Shou. - - - Concise version: - - - It is said that when an eagle is raising its chicks, it will push them off the cliff, but why does mine always like to jump down when I am not paying attention? Yang Xuan: What can I do? Of course I forgive him! - - - Extended version: - - - Yang Xuan (lying on the rocking chair and rocking): The house is built in a human environment, without the noise of cars and horses. I ask you what you can do, my heart... Neighbor: Stop reading sir, something serious is going to happen! Your apprentice ran away! Yang Xuan (sitting up in shock while dying): What? ? ? How about I become a disciple? Neighbor: I heard he joined the army! Yang Xuan snatched the letter. Luo Yi: Master, please forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye. Nowadays, the world is in chaos, but how can the people deserve it? You once taught your disciples to establish their hearts for the heaven and earth, to establish their lives for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the saints, and to create peace for all generations. How can my disciples settle for this when common people are in trouble? In a word, I'm going to do ***! Yang Xuan: Damn it! I never taught it! ! That's not what I said! ! ! - - - This article is also known as: "After Retirement, I Met the Him of Mine" "Master-Disciple's Unrequited Love: He Runs, He Chases, He Can't Fly" "Master, I'll Go and Do a Thing and Come Back" "I Am the Man Who Wants to Be a General" "This Hidden, I'm Determined" - - - There is no cruelty in the relationship between the two, and they are moved by the world and it is not a loss to invest in it. At the end, the world is at peace, the protagonist takes off his armor and returns to his fields, and the couple returns their home! Intention: Stop demanding perfection and you will become happier!