Male Insect Live Broadcast of Animal World Explodes

[Mainly focusing on the pre-collection of "I became famous after I failed in the variety show", if you are interested, you can collect it, the copy is below] Chu Wenqing, who was killed by a pet, was reborn. After rebirth, he was surprised to find that he could communicate with animals! Adhering to the philosophy of being diligent and frugal in running a household, and not using anything in vain, Chu Wenqing decided to make the most of his golden fingers! At first, Chu Wenqing was attacked by the entire network as a scammer. [There is a female here pretending to be male, but the network administrator hasn't blocked her account yet? [What, the anchor can communicate with pets? She's so pretentious and deceitful, this female insect must be crazy about sex! [The anchor must have mental problems because of the male bug! Also shared the daily life of raising pets with male insects! Later, [Anchor anchor, can I adopt this cat? It's so cute! [Anchor anchor, my dog has not been eating or drinking recently, please anchor to come to see a doctor! [Anchor anchor, can you help me find my cat? Chu Wenqing's live broadcast room became popular for a while. The requests for help gradually changed from cats and dogs to tigers and sharks! Later, Chu Wenqing accidentally fell off his horse, Unaware of it, Chu Wenqing felt that the style of painting in the live broadcast room had become strange recently. It's obviously a cow cat acting cute in business, The barrage is all about him, [The anchor is so cute! [Anchor, anchor, can you show your face during the live broadcast? [Does the host still lack pets? I can take care of myself, but I need the anchor to coax me to sleep! * Admiral Kairos secretly posted a post online. Question: A bug treats me like a dog, what should I do? Netizen 1: What, you dare to think that the admiral is a dog? The interstellar law is so sound now, the admiral should go to court and sue him! Netizen 2: If you ask me, it still depends on the appearance. If it is a beautiful male insect, I would still be happy to cosplay with the male insect. Netizen 3: Don't listen to the love brain upstairs. Admiral, this is an insult. You have to show him your force and make him surrender to you! Kairos held his mobile phone and secretly turned towards Chu Wenqing, who was playing with a cat not far away, with a happy smile on his face. Cosplay? Since the hero likes it, he is also very willing. Soon after, Netizens howled angrily, why didn't General Kairos say he was Your Excellency Chu Wenqing? Please, is there such a hero anymore? @General Kairos, please help me ask, does Mr. Chu Wenqing still lack pets? The kind of pet that can fend for itself and just needs to be put to sleep! The genius Major General Kairos met a male insect who overbearingly wanted to imprison him. He thought that his life would be ruined like this, that he would be played to death like a slave by the legendary cruel male insect. But the male is very good, he will help him deal with his wounds, tolerate his inferiority, and respect his dreams, which is different from most males. He thought this was love! But everything good is always like a bubble, fragile. Sure enough, poor people should not expect to have such ethereal love. * "Take your hands away, there is nothing our distinguished VIPs cannot see!" "That's right, let's add more money!" After a while, Kairos appeared in front of the camera with red and swollen lips, and apologized to the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Sorry, today's live broadcast ends here. The hero is a little uncomfortable." "Don't go, let's see how uncomfortable it is!" ++Note: This is a stupid little sweet article, and my writing style is novice, so please bear with me! ++++++++++ This is an imaginary background that has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality. Advance copywriting Lin Yanche traveled through time and became the cannon fodder in the book. With a bloody physique, he was a hot-searched celebrity. He was surrounded by scandals and was riddled with negative information. In the end, he was violently withdrawn from the industry because he tortured many children into depression in a baby show. Lin Yanche walked in during the live broadcast of the baby show. At this time, a girl with breasts was grabbing his trouser legs and shouting in a milky voice: "Baba" Lin Yanche had a headache. Whose child was this? How could he recognize his elders at random? If you're tired, why don't you just announce your withdrawal from the circle? * Losing money, Lin Yanche was forced to perform in a baby variety show. Netizens ridiculed her, waiting for Lin Yanche to be embarrassed. Hidden marriage and childbirth, private life is chaotic. [This scumbag should be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts. [When will Lin Yanche quit the entertainment industry? Unexpectedly, later, The live broadcast style started to become strange [Tangtang, it's hard to take care of the waste. [Lin Yanche is so lucky to have such an excellent baby. [Breaking news, hot search, did Lin Yanche listen to Tangtang today? Lin Yanche sighed. He had planned to make a fool of himself, but Zaizai was too good at it. * Facing the camera, Zaizai clenched his fists, pouted his mouth and puffed out: "Tangtang is a man, Tangtang must protect Baba." The audience shed tears of envy and thought about what color sack they should use to steal the candy. Facing Lin Yanche, Zaizai looked crazy and full of confidence: "Tingting is stupid, Tangtang is helping little Baba chase Baba." Gu Yunting shed sad tears. The cub he raised was so sensible. * Lin Yanche's rise to fame caused an uproar on the Internet. Just when everyone was about to ridicule him for his poor professional skills and relying solely on Zaizai to become popular, He turned on the big picture mode, slapped all the negative fans in the face, and told everyone with practical actions: He was just pretending to be bad, not really bad. [What, that pianist who won a gold medal abroad is Lin Yanche! [Oh my God, why didn't I know that Lin Yanche could sing so beautifully? [After all, it was that damn agency that dared to bury Lin Yanche for so many years. Small theater The eighteenth floor of a certain building, President Gu is holding a vest and galloping around the Internet: Ah, brother, kill me! Ah, hubby, I want to sleep! Lin Yanche leaned over and blew softly behind President Gu: The president signed me over, I must meet all the president's requirements~ Note: The whole text is fictional, same-sex can get married and have children, no nonsense. Mission: Humans and animals live in harmony