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Everyone in Liyue knows that Zhili is a very unique novelist.
He has a hobby, he likes to hang some unspeakable commissions in the Adventurers Association.
This includes, but is not limited to, "letting adventurers steal clothes in the middle of the night", "dancing on the pier", "standing on the Aeolus statue during the pilot license exam and shouting that I am the real Barbatos" and so on.
Adventurers love and hate this, because the commission fee is high enough, and the commission is indeed embarrassing enough.
However, life is not always so smooth sailing. His first work was banned by Qixing because it involved the reputation of Emperor Yan before the Immortal Invitation Ceremony.
At this time, an adventurer called a traveler rushed to him desperately and asked him if he had any commission.
He smiled shyly and regained his confidence: "Traveler, I want to know if the ancestor of all immortals has two."
However, bad luck, the emperor was assassinated, and the traveler was also regarded as a target of suspicion. In desperation, the traveler went to find the immortal.
The situation in Liyue Port has also become difficult to predict. Rumors began to circulate among the people that "the emperor faked his death and escaped to spend time with his human lover." The source of the rumor was the book that he had banned from the Seven Stars.
Everyone: The emperor has never denied the idea that he has a human lover. It's terrifying to think about it!
Not only did the people believe this nonsense rumor, but the immortals also appeared one after another to ask about his emperor's situation.
God wants to kill him!
To make matters worse, the traveler who was already safe ran towards him: "Zhili, I saw the Emperor's Immortal Ancestor Slaughter in the Golden House. I checked it carefully for you. It is indeed two."
Li Li was stiff and did not dare to speak.
Zhongli beside him looked at him with a smile.
When the traveler came closer, he saw Zhongli drinking tea next to Zhili. His pupils were shaking and he fell to the ground.
*
Zhili, who wrote "The Emperor faked his death and entered the world of mortals", was firmly against the love between Emperor Yan and humans.
Facing the traveler's confusion, Zhili asked boldly: "Just imagine that the God of Wealth is in love and gives the mola that originally belonged to you to his love partner."
The traveler's eyes were wandering, but he still spoke forcefully: "The Emperor Yanwang is not that indifferent between public and private matters."
Zhili sneered: "Hey, you have never experienced the pain of love. Have you ever seen a god fall in love? According to my experience, regardless of whether it is a god or a fairy, once you fall in love, you will get mad, forget about love, and lose your life. It is us ordinary people who suffer."
The traveler was a little shaken by what he said. He raised his eyes and peeked at Zhongli, who was sitting opposite Fudo. He listened carefully but did not express an opinion. Zhongli gritted his teeth and said, "Then under what circumstances will you support the emperor's love?"
Zhili took a sip of the steaming tea and smiled crookedly: "Of course you will only support it if your love partner is me. Then the first thing I will do is to replace all the treasures in your treasure chest with cabbages in my yard."
Cp Zhongli, other friendships
The emotional line will develop "after the emperor's assassination"
It's a relatively relaxed article
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Next book [I heard that I'm going to spend my honeymoon with the movie king's best friend]
Copywriting: When Ji Yaoqing, who had always had a smooth life, realized that he fell in love with his sweet brother Xiang Mingche, he panicked and joined the set.
After the film was finished, Ji Yaoqing, who was still worrying about how to seduce people, had the most dreamy moment during the promotion period.
The host asked the protagonists to call their friends and guide them to name the new movie to achieve publicity effect.
As soon as he picked up the phone, the phone rang, and with everyone's eyes on him, he raised the phone.
"Brother Ji, do you want to go on your honeymoon with me?"
Ji Yaoqing: ... And such a good thing! ! !
Actor and director: ... What the hell
Audience at the premiere: ... What the hell
Ji Yaoqing could only hear his heart, which was as steady as an old dog, beating crazily again. Along with the heartbeat was his own voice: "I don't want it, when are you going?"
He knew it was a joke, but he didn't clarify it immediately. It was really despicable. Ji Yaoqing condemned himself and felt darkly ecstatic.
The hot searches also exploded as expected!
A week later, two people whose careers were thousands of miles apart—Ji Yaoqing, who won the Best Actor title at a young age, and Xiang Mingche, a singer with a lot of rumors—joined hands to participate in a CCTV variety show called "Spring Journey."
A mediocre travel variety show.
Netizens have different opinions:
I just want to ask if they actually know each other. Are they sure this is not a match made by a fan?
Does the Internet have no memory? Ji Yaoqing's relationship with Xiang Mingche is seeking death
I'm not a fan of anyone, but I just want to join in the fun and watch the legendary Honeymoon variety show
The program will be broadcast soon
Everyone was shocked to discover that it was different from what everyone thought. Instead of Xiang Mingche pestering Ji Yaoqing, Ji Yaoqing was possessively clinging to Xiang Mingche and blatantly "declaring sovereignty." One moment he proudly showed off the relationship between the two in the game, and the other moment he secretly reminded the intimate relationship between the two.
Netizens took a closer look and found that Xiang Mingche was also expressing his love in a big way. One moment he asked Brother Ji to hug him tightly, and the other moment he acted coquettishly and wanted to eat the food cooked by Brother Ji. This feeling is actually two-way!
The fans were in a daze, the program crew was in a daze, and even Ji Yaoqing was in a daze.
Who can tell whether you are really on your honeymoon? ?
After many episodes of the show, they discovered that Xiang Mingche would hug everyone, act coquettishly with everyone, and show his love to everyone he admired in a high-profile way.
Facing Bei Caizhong's question, Ji Yaoqing gritted his teeth and smiled and said: Cheche lives in love and will naturally give warmth to others.
Everyone exclaimed: This is the calmness of the palace!
It was not until later that I discovered that it was not Ji Yaoqing who was calm, but that he would always be special in Xiang Mingche's heart. Xiang Mingche will always live in Ji Yaoqing's love, and Ji Yaoqing will always be Xiang Mingche's confidence!
They go both ways!
*
"What day is November 25th? Have you forgotten?"
"How is it possible? The day we met, 1125, doesn't it mean I want you to love me!" Xiang Mingche said with an innocent expression.
Ji Yaoqing, who was caught off guard and was teased, blushed: "Yes, you want me to love you."
*
"Xiang Xiaoche, if I don't have time to record this variety show with you..." Ji Yaoqing asked tentatively in the show.
Xiang Mingche regretted: "Then I will find our mutual friend Hu Che."
Ji Yaoqing panicked: "No, I will do whatever you want me to do. Don't ask anyone else. How can I change someone during my honeymoon?"
Xiang Mingche: "You asked first, and now you're in a hurry."
Ji Yaoqing's eyes lit up, and Xiang Mingche couldn't help but scratch his chin: "Brother Ji is so good, like a puppy!"
Ji Yaoqing: "Woof woof woof!"
*
"I blame you, everyone is watching my joke!" Xiang Mingche stepped on Ji Yaoqing's chest with his foot in dissatisfaction.
"You really blame me, step on it later, put on socks first." Ji Yaoqing held Xiang Mingche's ankles and helped him put on socks.
He kissed the person who had packed up and was ready to have a real honeymoon with him, "I finally have it firmly in my hands."
Xiang Mingche: "The luckiest thing that happened to me was meeting your brother Ji when I was sixteen. Without you, Xiang Mingche would have disappeared long ago."
I don't know much but I like to tease little foxes x I know a lot and dote on the big bad wolf
Background of this article Homosexuality is legal
1v1, pure love cookie, double clean
It has nothing to do with reality, I just want to write a sweet story about a young couple
Bamboo horse redemption, guided secret love
Completed:
There are several steps required to become the ruler of Sky Island [Genshin Impact]
Entering the water is for the draft
Advance payment:
"The real sake next to Natsume's house is merging the world"
"Dazai became a demon and wanted to die"
"I heard I'm going on a honeymoon with the movie king [Entertainment Circle]"
Purpose: Break prejudice and cherish the income earned through hard work!
Reader comments
Oh, so Gu Daxia is Gu Hua, the founder of Gu Hua sect, right?
Ah! Either it's a timeline, and Zhongli and the immortals will remember this memory after they go back, or it's a parallel world, and I hope Zhongli here can also meet his Zhili!
Waiting for updates(ー`´ー)
When will the protagonist recover his cultivation?
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Wouldn't it be fun if Zhongli and a kind of immortal walked through this? ! Xiaozhi: This is the country I built! Rishi: Interesting. Pinky: I also wanted to fake my death, but unfortunately I failed. Zhongli: (laughing) It doesn't matter, I'll protect you this time.
Oh, so Gu Daxia is Gu Hua, the founder of Gu Hua sect, right?
Ah! Either it's a timeline, and Zhongli and the immortals will remember this memory after they go back, or it's a parallel world, and I hope Zhongli here can also meet his Zhili!
Waiting for updates(ー`´ー)
When will the protagonist recover his cultivation?
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Wouldn't it be fun if Zhongli and a kind of immortal walked through this? ! Xiaozhi: This is the country I built! Rishi: Interesting. Pinky: I also wanted to fake my death, but unfortunately I failed. Zhongli: (laughing) It doesn't matter, I'll protect you this time.
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Wow, it's snowing. I'm so envious. Damn it, I'm going to travel to a place with snow next year [Panda Head]
Already traveling outside
"The End of the Forced Attack" gave the author a big bug~ The end of the crossbow?
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