Once he traveled through time, Gu Yun found that he was bound to a "lie system" and could only tell lies for the rest of his life.
Gu Yun thought for a while and put on the shell of a fortune teller for himself.
Soon after, she was beaten away by the furious Qian Shou.
Soon, a fortune teller in Xianyang became popular because he couldn't predict anything accurately.
Because this fortune teller really can't predict anything accurately.
A wealthy businessman asked: "Will the ice cubes sell well this time?"
Gu Yun: "What are you selling? Get ready to go bankrupt!"
As a result, there was a severe drought in January and the ice cubes were sold out.
A woman asked: "Did my husband find a concubine?"
Gu Yun: "Hey, my ancestors, your husband only has you as his whole heart!"
A few days later, there was a rumor that a certain princess's consort was beaten to death.
...
One day, an extraordinary man came up with two guards beside him. He didn't even give him any money and asked casually:
"Tell me, can I live forever?"
Gu Yun didn't even raise his head:
"Yes, yes, you will attain enlightenment and ascend to heaven soon. Not to mention a long life, long live, long live, long live!"
Ying Zheng, who had a private interview in Weibo, turned dark.
Then, Qin Shihuang, who brought Gu Yun back to the court, discovered that although she didn't sound nice, she was useful!
"Come on, tell me, our Great Qin can last for eternity!"
"That's right, Your Majesty, don't talk about eternity, the earth will be here even if it perishes!"
Everyone gasped.
Gu Yun shed tears of regret.
Since she came to the court, there has been nothing to do with other ministers.
Very nice.
Purpose: To be an honest person