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1.
Zhi Dong discovered a new relic related to the abyss and invited a scholar from the Xumi Order.
Dadalia, who was sent to protect the team, decisively skipped the mission and went ice fishing. As a result, he fell into the abyss by mistake.
Wait, this abyss... Seems different from what he remembers?
Dead black cats kept appearing in the burning house; a child was trapped in the music box; a face appeared in the trunk of the dream cherry tree...
There are also abyssal compound-eyed protozoa with multiple legs, a photo machine that can spit out pictures continuously, a doll that spits out water, and a glazed lily with black petals...
Dadalia suspected that she was going crazy.
Then the half-hearted scholar Lu Shuanglin told him, otherwise you regard the abyss as a flower?
Hey, your assistants have all become Qiuqiu people!
Lu Shuanglin, who pulled him in, was very calm and silently protected Mr. Zhongli, who was also involved.
Lu Shuanglin: He is just an ordinary person, but you have the eyes of God!
Common Morax nodded in agreement.
Dadalia:? ? ?
2.
Toy salesman Dadalia returns home from her mission and is pestered by Tok to tell stories.
Dadalia recalled the story of the journey.
Pole dancing in a pink tutu?
No, I can't save face in front of my younger brother.
The Great Sage and the King of Rocks turned into cats licking each other's bellies?
Then he will probably be beaten.
Rose Sumeru with the face of a scribe and a wanderer?
Forget it, it will leave a psychological shadow on the children.
"Then let me tell you about a brave man who owes money and works hard to repay his debt. A long time ago, there was a brave man who guarded the edge of the world alone. She was so long that she almost forgot who she was..."
"The abyss wanted to pull the brave man to sink with him, until the princess held her back."
"Then why does the princess want to save the hero?"
Dadalia spoke righteously: "Because the brave man owes the princess money, this tells us that we must not owe money to the Northland Bank."
Lu Shuanglin, who was in debt, sneezed: Someone must be saying bad things about her behind her back!
*CpDadalia. Other characters may be single-arrow heroines with Shura fields. Zhongli Wendy will not lose her horse (that is, the identity of the God of Wind and Rock will not be exposed)
*OOC apologizes for not following the main line, and the timeline remains roughly the same. The plot has unlimited flow elements.
*Logic serves the plot, and there are a lot of private settings. Please forgive me if I get stabbed in the back if it involves a plot that does not appear in the game.
*The heroine is a native of Teyvat and has a non-omniscient perspective. Traveler empty.
*Plot black mud.
*I'll add other highlights as I think of them
Concept: Even though the real world sucks, you will fall in love with it