The crazy young dog with a weak brain x the old-fashioned and conservative flower of the high mountain, the wife
After Xiao Lang died, his soul was trapped in a "history book" from later generations.
"Historical records" record that the prince Xiao Lang failed to seize power and was placed under house arrest. For a time, the wall fell down and everyone pushed him away. His former supporters were afraid to avoid him, and there were also many young people who took pleasure in trampling on the prince.
Only his teacher, Jie Qing Shang, had a hard-earned original intention. In order to save the life of his only student, he was deceived into using sexual intercourse with others. However, he lost his pride and was reduced from a high-ranking teacher of the prince to a plaything on the couch of the court officials.
Xiao Lang was angry and wished he could rush into the "History Book" and kill all these beasts. Just when a group of colorful characters shouted something like [wife] [wife] [delicious] [big fat special method] and so on, they rushed towards them.
What the hell? How come the Taifu whom I personally selected becomes your wife? !
That belongs to the prince, to me!
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Xiao Lang was reborn, and he was reborn in this dangerous world where people's moral standards were declining, where rituals and music had collapsed, and everyone was thinking about his wife, oh no, thinking about his teacher.
This time, he vowed to fiercely guard the Taifu's chastity!
"Historical records" record that the Taifu went to court one day and picked up a beggar in the back street.
The beggar looks humble and pitiful, but in fact he is extremely ambitious. While staying in the Taifu's mansion, he did evil things to the sleeping Taifu every night!
Xiao Lang (catches the beggar who will become a general and joins the wise king in the future) (throws him out of the city): Begging is not allowed here!
Xiao Lang (grabbing mud with both hands) (wiping on face) (raising his arms and shouting as the prince's carriage passed by): Teacher, look at me! Take this prince home quickly!
"Historical books" also record that the Taifu held a sutra banquet in the Wenhua Palace on a certain day and gave lectures to the princes and ministers. However, his toad-like fifth brother dared to hide under the lectern and touch the Taifu!
Xiao Lang (squatting under the desk in advance): Come on, toad! If you dare to get under the desk, I will trample you to death!
There are many records in "historical books". Xiao Lang was on guard every day and did not dare to slack off...
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Xie Qing Shang, the legitimate son of the famous Xie family, was born into a noble family and had outstanding talent. At the age of nineteen, he won three yuan in a row and became the first scholar.
In ten years, he has made rapid progress and his official career is prosperous. Nine times out of twenty, he was awarded the title of Prince Tutor and took charge of the East Palace.
The prince is talented and intelligent, although his actions are a little out of touch and impetuous. Fortunately, his heart is upright and he is good-natured, so he can be cultivated.
Xie Qing Shang was extremely satisfied with this student and his career.
Until one day, his talented student suddenly lost his mind.
When he rolled on the roadside and got dirty, he had to pick it up and take it home. During the banquet, he had to hide under the table and pull his skirt...
What's more, the prince secretly wrote a book of obscene and romantic stories based on him!
Xie Qing Shang: Scholars can be killed but not humiliated. Resign!
The carriage returning home had been walking for half a day, and the future prince climbed out of the darkness of the carriage, his eyes wet, "The teacher is gone, what will I do?"
"Won't the teacher never leave you alone?"
Xie Qingshang: Let's wait until the master returns to his hometown to find a master of exorcism for His Highness.
Reading tips:
1. 1V1, SC, HE
2. The prince died after being imprisoned for ten years. After his death, he was trapped in the "history book" for a long time, so it is understandable that his brain is broken. After rebirth, his character will have a dank and paranoid undertone.
3. The "history book" is actually a fan fiction written by a 21st century interpreter of the Qing Dynasty, Grandma Shang, but it is written more rigorously, and the major historical facts are consistent with the original history, so the prince believes it to be true. In fact, Xie Qingshang did not encounter anything in the book, and all the people were normal and not pornographic. The only abnormal person is Xiao Lang.
4. The prince did not write any obscene and romantic novels. He was out of his mind and was afraid that he would remember it wrong. After his rebirth, he simply memorized the main plot of the "History Book", but the teacher accidentally saw it.
5. The original preview was for a quick travel story, but I really didn't have the energy to write a quick travel story, so I adapted one of the world expansions of the quick travel story into this one (changed the system part to a 21st century fanfic). I apologize to readers who want to read a quick travel story TAT
Purpose: To build a harmonious society