Every Day When I Come Home, I See Male Insects Pretending to Be Dead.

[The pre-collection of the column focuses on "The author is acting as Black Moonlight again [Quick Travel]"] Those who are interested can click a little~ ★The tone of this article is slow and there are many characters. If you can't stand it, you don't need to leave a message to let me know. I hope you can find a palatable work. ★This article has a fictional background and has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality. Things to know before reading this article: *Travel through world-weary humans 1x Aloof villain leader 0 *Marriage first, love later, a mentally retarded light comedy (after falling in love) between a male insect who has always thought about everything every day and a villain who is said to have no humanity (after falling in love), double first love, a world view of the Zerg with many private settings, it is not recommended to be more realistic *No ginseng cock, no harsh tone, no excessive evidence Copywriting of this article An ordinary person, Lin Yiyun, was transported to a different world one day after resigning. He did good deeds without leaving his name, and his dream was to start a new life as soon as possible and embrace a wealthy life. Maybe the bad attitude was too obvious, but the fate didn't work as expected. Not long after the eyes were closed, the graveyard started to dance, and he re-opened into the cannon fodder in the novel. This cannon fodder didn't appear in more than one chapter, and he was frightened to death by the big scene, so he had no choice but to find an unlucky ghost to take over - the unlucky ghost Lin Yiyun, male, a native of the 21st century earth, normal orientation, and afraid of insects. But after wearing them all, there was nothing I could do. Lin Yiyun: ... Can I wear it back if I die again? System: Can't you just kiss me? We don't offer free shipping. After a thoughtful explanation from the Taobao system, Lin Yiyun briefly figured out his situation, and also received a system task that every time traveler has - to help the biggest villain in this story get rid of his original tragic ending. Lin Yiyun: I understand the truth, but why me? Unexpectedly, after rescuing people, he would have to save bugs, and the Zerg world is full of dangers. As a male bug who traveled from a formerly peaceful society to the bottom of the military force, Lin Yiyun only wanted to be destroyed. He slept for a week, and after jumping off a building, he was rescued by a group of insects. He found that this seemed to be not a dream - Lin Yiyun was forced to squat at home and think about life, ignoring the system's good words and persuading him, and completely changing his attitude. However, retribution came quickly. He resisted passively, and the plot went smoothly. He was forcibly matched by Zhinao to a young female insect general of the Zerg tribe. The admiral is young, and because of many mental violences/// during the years of fighting, he has always rejected males thousands of miles away, and has even been rumored to have misogyny. It is said that he is cruel, cold and violent; it is said that he treats all insects without any pretense and is a veritable militant. In addition, he is Lin Yiyun's number one target on this trip. At the end of the original book, due to the lack of pheromone comfort, he was so insane that he attacked indiscriminately - the culprit that led to the chaos of civilization in half of the galaxy. Thinking of this, Lin Yiyun looked lovingly at the ID photo of his marriage partner on the marriage contract application form. He looked pretty and pretty, but he was extremely vicious. Lin Yiyun sighed: As expected of a villain, my life is at stake! System:? ? Why do I think you are very happy? Before that, if anyone asks what a male worm looks like. Segaro would probably have thought that most of them were fragile, sentimental, and greedy, and were raised as greenhouse flowers drenched in honey, like docile insects made into synthetic pets, unable to withstand the slightest bit of wind or rain. As an honorary S-class general of the empire, Segalo was forcibly matched with a B-class male insect by Zhinao. On the day of their wedding, faced with the murderous intent directed at him, Segalo was not surprised that his titular hero was so calm that it made insects frightened. As for whether this marriage was a conspiracy from a certain family, or whether it was a hot potato that was handed over to him - well, he didn't have time to think about it. The next second, the military female who had always been in danger stepped forward and raised her hand to chop off the cup of suspicious liquid that was still sizzling and smoking in the male's hand. Segalo: No, why didn't he hide at all? ? ? Lin Yiyun, who was preparing to die:? ? ? How was I saved? ——Advance collection of "The author is acting as the dark moonlight again [Quick Travel]"—— The popular writer Yin Weizu, who had just finished finishing the deadline and had just added an ending to the story, took a nap, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he was transported into the million-word fast-travel novel "Ji Tian" he wrote. ... And quite fashionable. He accepted the reality very quickly, and the next second, the system whispered in his ear, bringing such shocking news: You woke up, and your story has changed beyond recognition. Jpg What the hell? Yin Wei Day in Virgo is like hearing a thunderbolt from the blue. Yin Weizhou is a very bad person, and his face is inversely proportional to his character. His ability to become a popular writer depends partly on his endless supply of weird ideas, and partly... On his face, but no matter what, he is indeed very popular. Yin Weizhou, who is very popular at the moment, writes novels. One of the ironclad principles is that the protagonist does not fall in love and has no halo. In the apocalyptic, fairy tale, western, urban... Three thousand world upgrades, the protagonists are as miserable as melons on a vine. As for the emotional lines in his works, it's like the boss who is nowhere to be seen except in meetings - it may exist, but you will never find it. And the system said this to him: Now, there is a peerless beauty in your story. He was in ruins, his bones were broken, and his whole body felt cold and broken. The world has failed him, but the protagonists pity him. He is the spring water, the sentimental knife, and the bright and unreachable moon. What is all this mess? Yin Weizhou couldn't stand listening: That's enough, I feel sorry for my book. The system told him: Unfortunately, all of your protagonists are jealous of his obsession, and the plot has all shifted to outer space - and the only villain who is not affected by his aura is dropped by butterflies in all world lines. Yin Weizhou, who wanted to say something dirty: Seriously? These traitors—— He reacted: Wait, who do you think was not affected? The system said honestly: your villain. Oh. Yin Weizu suddenly felt that his hard work could save him a little more. "This is your story. What you have to do is to bring everything that is out of order and that is not in line with its current trajectory back on track. Yin Weizhou smiled and said, "Of course I will do that." How to bring the misplaced plot back to its original path? Become the digger who digs out the villain who was killed by the butterfly, become the only constant behind-the-scenes manipulator in all the stories, and become the unreachable bloody black moonlight in the hearts of all the characters. From cultivating immortals to the end of the world, from modern times to ancient martial arts, from steampunk to the interstellar future, with Yin Weizu's diligence, the connected stories can run normally, and the three thousand worlds in the book can finally resume operation. The world is in tatters, and the author mends it. Yin Weizhou, who should just grab his bag and run away, couldn't help but think: But from which world did this villain seem to become something wrong? —————————————————————— Phytophaga Zhen had a more unfortunate life than anyone else. Like wild dogs, like duckweed, like mayflies. In despair again and again, like a desperate man clinging to a spider's thread, he could only hold on to the hand stretched out towards him to avoid being completely swallowed by the darkness. But this sporadic hope is like exchanging a price with the devil. After a short period of light, he will definitely face a deeper hell. But you got everything you wanted for it, didn't you? That person looked at him, and that person's face appeared in all of Phytophthora Zhen's nightmares and dreams. I love you, the man said with a smile. There could be no crueler words, he thought. From then on, Phytophthora Zhen had no dreams every night. #, The black-hearted author will end up getting fried! #BallCertificateCircumstantial Evidence plus all the organizers and co-organizers, they are all my people, how can you fight with me. Jpg #Blast! The villain comes out for his mysteriously missing Black Moon Shark! Things to know before reading: ☆The brain circuit is strange, the crazy beauty 1x has a tragic life experience, the passion is crazy 0 ☆A story about an author and a villain. The author is more of a villain than the villain, and neither of them is a good person. ☆Shuangwenliu, double first love, strong, bloody and twisted, and maybe a bit bitter for everyone ☆1V1 HE, the attacker and receiver in all worlds are the same person Mission: Love is the most precious gift