I have revised the following, and the things marked behind the title are the revised ones. Please take your time and read them, please post all the treasures ~ 2.14 Left
The copy of the next book "But I am a real machine" is below, please collect it ~ (kiss, kiss, kiss)
Copywriting of this article:
1.
Lin Biezhi traveled through time and became a stand-in from the old Tan Meiba Zongzong torture novels. He was still the kind who would be stabbed to death on the operating table.
As a lawyer, he is rigorous and pragmatic, but in the legally illiterate novel, he chooses to fight magic with magic.
The protagonist, Wen Jingshu, couldn't bear to explain his relationship with Bai Yueguang: "We are just ordinary friends, I am not familiar with him."
Lin Bie Zhi said: "I'm not familiar with him either."
When the couple was in love, Bai Yueguang showed up and provoked: "He knows that I like to eat oranges, so he bought me oranges specially."
Lin Biezhi was confused: "Isn't that an orange?"
Before the kidney transplant surgery, Bai Yueguang confessed with a cruel smile: "Actually, I'm not sick at all, but don't even think about living. Tell me, what are your last words?"
Lin Biezhi thought for a moment: "General anesthesia. If it's not general anesthesia, I won't do it. Thank you."
Gradually, all the enemies were confused, but he actually became famous because of his strange brain circuit?
2.
Wen Jingshu woke up and realized that the world he lived in was actually a novel.
He was unwilling to accept the arranged life trajectory, so he hated Lin Biezhi who was entangled for no reason.
After being slapped during an inexplicable quarrel, Wen Jingshu became impatient. He looked at Lin Bizhi who was hospitalized and said coldly: "What on earth are you going to do?"
I thought Lin Biezhi was going to pull some other people, but he suddenly showed weakness: "Actually, I have a brain disease. I can slap any dog that passes by if I get sick."
Wen Jingshu: "..."
3.
Before they got together, Wen Jingshu felt that Lin Biezhi would make as few noises as possible if he could open his mouth.
After getting together, Wen Jingshu felt that Lin Biezhi should make more noise with that mouth, especially at night.
One sleepless night, Wen Jingshu dragged Lin Biezhi, who had escaped, back to bed, "Where do you want to go?"
Lin Biezhi's voice was hoarse: "I'm going to the dock to get a golden voice."
Wen Jingshu took out the throat lozenges he had prepared early in the morning: "You don't have to go to the pier, there are them at the bedside."
Lin Biezhi: "..."
[The superficially happy and out-of-touch little inconsiderate person (Shou) who appears to be cheerful and independent but actually has no relatives (Shou) x The superficial appearance is strict and indifferent but the actual orientation is special and the big bad guy (Attack)]
*Demining
1. Easy cookies, let your logic fly and don't be too particular.
2. The sub-cp crematorium literature, the main content does not account for much, please subscribe to the extras depending on the situation (please don't scold the author of Caicai after scolding Shen Gou, the author has a very upright outlook on things)
3. This first article has many shortcomings. I will work hard to improve in the next one.
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Pre-receipt of the copy of "But I'm a Real Machine":
When he woke up, Ren Jichuan became the humble licking dog that pestered the main character Gong in the campus novel of Lujiang University.
System: "If you want to go back, you must clean up the evil deeds in the story and make the world 100% green and healthy."
Ren Ji protested: "But I am a flower market system:-D"
"Without Sese, there would be no electric pinch."
#Let the flower market system do the crackdown on pornography. Is there anything wrong with this?#
In order to go back, Ren Ji compromised.
So——Flower Market Man-Machine was re-employed in Lujiang.
The greasy man in the bar harassed me and said he wanted to eat him up.
Ren Ji: Don't think about it.
The scumbag school boy regretted pursuing her and confessed like a PUA, saying that it was him in her dreams every day.
Ren Ji: Hahaha.
Green Tea, the third vicious man, spoke up and said that he accidentally ran into him drugging someone.
Ren Ji: It's not accidental.
But wait a minute, the Chinese medicine guy is the villain?
The flower market system relies on the protagonist Sesel's power to charge.
But as we all know, the protagonist of Lu Jiang will be locked up in a small dark room if he is attacked by Se Se.
The big villain is the power bank he finally found, which can give him a full charge at a time!
With the tip of his tongue swiping his lower lip, Ren Ji put the evidence of the man's drugging on the public screen.
Amidst the gasps in the audience, he threw the antidote bottle into the trash can, and then stumbled into Gu Xunyan's arms in a manner that looked very deliberate to everyone.
A cold hand pressed on the man's hot chest. He raised his head to reveal a perfect arc, and his eyelashes trembled slightly.
"Socks, the antidote is gone, you are hopeless^o^."
So come and recharge with him hehehehe!
The last two hehes leaked out without holding back, and it was suspected that the man-machine was quietly switching to manual.
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Gu Xunyan was bound by a student named Ren Ji.
He obviously said something like "signing a contract", which was similar to asking for support, but he didn't ask for it at all, and even pushed him away frequently.
"How cute he is, aren't you impressed?"
"What's wrong with having a meal with someone? It won't kill you."
"It's not about whether you can do it or not..."
Finally, he couldn't help but trapped the person between his arms and the floor-to-ceiling window on a rainy night.
"Wait!"
The glass reflected Ren Ji's slightly red eyes, and he pushed the person away with his hand.
"The wireless charging I'm talking about is between you and others——"
"I don't know what your hobby is, though."
Gu Xunyan reached through his arms and restrained him with his backhand, "But I just want to recharge with you."
From then on, Gu Xunyan always regarded this as their previous love. It wasn't until he later discovered Ren Ji's secret that he realized that the charge Ren Ji was talking about was actually in a physical sense.
He is just a tool.
Gu Xunyan caught Ren Ji after completing the mission and ran away, bit his hot earlobe, and said with a sinister expression: "Baby, today I will punish you by making your CPU smoke."
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