
Sha Diao Suffered Amnesia and Thought He Was a Scumbag
沙雕受失忆后以为自己是渣攻
by Broken Buds (破芽)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 138k Words
- Chapters
- 36
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Recommend my next book, "General, But Wear Weakness and Become Essence"] Copywriting: Zhou Yisui lost his memory and quickly deduced that he had passed through a book and was an out-and-out scumbag. This inference comes from the "diary" he placed beside the hospital bed when he woke up. When you open the first page, you are greeted by the smell of a bloody novel. The protagonist is also named Zhou Yisui. He suddenly understood! This is not his diary, nor is he Zhou Yisui himself, but this book is the original work of the world he entered. In the original work, he is male, likes men, and is a romantic scumbag. In the book, he will have a bloody love affair with a poor protagonist named Jiang Yousong. The reason why there is a bloody storm is all because of this scumbag! In the early stage, he frantically teased and pursued the protagonist Shou, but when the protagonist finally fell in love with him and started to talk to him sincerely, he got tired of it and kept adding salt to his wounds. When the protagonist was frustrated and left him, he began to regret it deeply, but it was too late... Until the two meet again later, the protagonist Shou, who was once penniless, has become worth hundreds of millions. As a scumbag, he looked at the unreachable Bai Yueguang in his heart and felt deeply regretful. In order to get the protagonist back, Zhou Yisui staged a process of chasing his wife in the crematorium, crying, making trouble, and hanging himself. He closed the book, knowing that he had to follow the plot in the book, otherwise he might never get out. So Zhou Yisui, who had no memory of anything, hid the diary. On the first day after being discharged from the hospital, he transferred to Jiang Yousong's school and became his classmate. Zhou Yisui: Very good, everything is following the plot. 😎👆🏻 When they met for the first time, looking at the boy who was obviously being squeezed out in the corner, he found that Jiang Yousong was just as the book said, with a face that could bring trouble to a little girl. It seems that he is not easy to bully, and there is a sense of Bking's world-weariness all over his body. But Zhou Yisui knew that he was often blocked in the toilet after school and blackmailed, and his delicate body fell ill from time to time. As a scumbag in the early stage, he naturally took the initiative to apply to be Jiang Yousong's deskmate. Faced with the teacher's repeated inquiries and the hesitant expressions of his classmates, Zhou Yisui walked towards that corner unswervingly. Jiang Yousong, who was enjoying a pure land of learning, raised his eyes and looked at the person walking towards him, with a sun-kissed and silly smile on his arrogant face. He subconsciously tightened the penholder in his hand. Since that day, some shocking conversations would always come from the corner of their class—— "Little Songsong, you have worked so hard to study, why don't you come and lie down in my arms~" "Little Songsong, you are so aloof. Do you want to come to my bed and read comics at night?" "Little Songsong... Little Songsong..." "Kacha." Jiang Yousong couldn't bear it and broke his pen. He pressed the person next to him to the corner and kissed him, finally gaining a moment of peace. Later, in order to conform to the original work and not collapse the plot, Zhou Yisui quickly entered the "tired of playing" stage—— On this day, he told Jiang Yousong that he was tired of playing, and the two of them stopped interacting with each other from then on. Jiang Yousong:... — Zhou Yisui, who thought he had completed his mission, accidentally opened the last page of his diary one day—— There is a name written dangling at the end of the page: Zhou Jianjian Huh? This TM is actually a fan novel written by his sister Zhou Jianjian? ! ! 😱😱😱 — On the other side, Jiang Yousong was still wondering what kind of monster Zhou Yisui was doing. Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of someone who had been away for only two days, sneaking back and looking through the window of his house. "..." Him: He is really mentally ill. However, the next second, he took the mentally ill person out of the window and directly into his arms. The amnesia of the sand sculpture has a strange brain circuit and mistakenly thought that he was wearing a book. VS He only wanted to study but was so arrogant that he had to deal with the aloof Bking Xueba Gong who was disturbed. *Note: There are no fantasy elements. The entire text is inspired by imagination. Recommend my next book "General, But Wear Weakness and Become Essence" There is also a friend's article "Becoming a Feudal Daddy's Concubine" by Orange Puff, please collect it! *** My next book is "General, But Wearing Weakness and Serving" Copywriting: General Ji Qingyan, who had wronged his true feelings in his previous life, was transformed into a small actor in the entertainment industry with the same name as him after being executed by his entire family. All kinds of devilish videos of him cut by black fans are circulating on the Internet, and he will never fall down as a good guy. The agency gave him a role as a weak man who couldn't take care of himself, and also gave him a job in a travel variety show. As a result, he chopped ten pounds of firewood with one hand in front of the camera. Teammate: ... Black fans:...... Ordinary netizens: Do you call this being weak and unable to take care of yourself? Faced with the manager's warning to him, he went in with one ear and out with the other, and with a backhand, he twisted the thief who happened to be passing by and sent him into the police station. The lost person in the back:... Teammate: ... The manager who was threatening him just now: Swallow. Jpg # Save! After he stopped working hard, he suddenly became so manly~# Ji Qingyan didn't know much about the ins and outs of this society, and was indifferent to the changes in online public opinion. He had no desires and desires, and chose to retire when he got enough funds to survive after becoming famous. Immediately, Weibo exploded. "Please, Ji Qingyan, please come back quickly!!" "I admit that I used to be a bit pretentious, but brother, the entertainment industry cannot be without you!!! We were wrong!" "Brother, come back quickly - without you I am like a fish losing water!" However, faced with the efforts of netizens and fans to stay, Ji Qingyan still chose to ignore it. Just when everyone thought they would never see Ji Qingyan in public eyes again. The guests in a romance drama accidentally walked into a villa owned by a certain movie star. The guests happily showed off all kinds of affection to the camera. Suddenly I heard a lazy voice coming from upstairs: "Xiao Shiye, have you washed my underwear? I have no underwear." In an instant, everyone looked up and saw Ji Qingyan, who had disappeared for a long time, wearing loose pajamas. The collarbone was covered with dense red marks, the long hair was scattered around the shoulders, the tail of the eyes were voluptuous and red, and the eyes he looked at them were filled with kingly contempt. Everyone exploded instantly. #Shiye You actually eat alone! ! ! # Suddenly, Weibo exploded again! "When we were on that tour show, I felt that something was wrong with the way Xiao Shi looked at my wife!!!" "Who is a good man who always relies on others to take care of his fragile body? Ji Qingyan, don't be deceived by him!!" "Xiao Shiye, you are a real dog!!!" "If the guest hadn't gone to the wrong place, we would have been kept in the dark for the rest of our lives!!" At the same time, under the camera, Xiao Shi was also lying on Ji Qingyan's chest, looking at the hot search comments, his mouth was harder to suppress than AK, and his tone was tea-like: "Brother, they wronged me." Ji Qingyan paused and patted his back to comfort him: "It's okay, I believe you." Later, in order to comfort Xiao Shiye, Ji Qingyan reluctantly logged into Weibo again and posted a clarifying post: "Shiya didn't lie to me, don't misunderstand him." The guests who watched Ji Qingyan being coaxed around by Xiao Shiya said: "..." His teeth were broken. A few minutes later, #GreenTea# Ji Qingyan, you are so deceitful# varia program group guest is really miserable# Wait for the term to become a hot search topic. I hung up for three days and three nights. The pure salted fish beauty general accepts VS The scheming green tea actor Recommend a friend's article "Becoming a Feudal Daddy's Concubine" by Orange Puff Copywriting: Cultivating DailyPure brotherhood before growing up [Beautiful dandy Shou vs. Feudal Big Daddy Regent Gong] 1. Concubine - the most humble person in the noble family of the Great Zhou Dynasty. You can only rely on the head of the family throughout your life, allowing him to do business, exchange and change hands. Most of the time, you end up becoming the father-in-law in the hook bar. Whoever's son is sold as a concubine will be stabbed in the spine for the rest of his life! Jiang Yan was sold. In order to please the current emperor and the prince, and save the crumbling Duke's palace, Duke Rui sold Jiang Yan, his youngest son from a concubine, to the ninth prince Xiao Yu as a concubine. That year, Jiang Yan was only 3 years old. 2. Jiatai thirteen years. The Ninth Prince Xiao Yu was demoted to the northwest to supervise the army because of his saying, "The son conquers the father, the god of death is reincarnated." That winter, when he was only 13 years old, he left Beijing in dejection with his concubine, who was forced to take him in and still wet the bed. It's been ten years since I left. No one would have thought that in the past ten years, Xiao Yu not only failed to be killed by the barbarians who invaded the border, but also repeatedly defeated the enemy's army, frightened the surrounding small tribal countries, and left behind many deeds that were like Shura from hell. The news spread back to Beijing, and everyone respected and feared him! The Ninth Prince of Tu Dao was indeed the reincarnation of the God of Death. His concubine was young and stature, and she was afraid that he would not be able to play like a human being long ago. 3. The first year of Chunhua. Only three years after the death of Emperor Jiatai, the new emperor Emperor Longchang passed away immediately, and Emperor Chunhua, who was less than one year old, ascended the throne. Xiao Yu, who was ordered never to return to Beijing, became the regent with an army of millions, and was welcomed back by the court with great splendor. As for the concubine given to him by the late emperor... Some people say that Xiao Yu killed the concubine, and he might have used it as a target for military training and killed her; Some people say that Xiao Yu was addicted to lust, and the concubine should have been killed by him in the military tent; Some people also say that in the early years, the army was short of money. The male concubine was probably tired of being played by Xiao Yu and his men, so he sold it to Hu merchants in exchange for military pay... Therefore, when everyone learned that Xiao Yu immediately held a lantern party for the concubine after returning to Beijing, they all went to watch the fun. Jiang Yan's father, Duke Rui, also went there in surprise. At the lantern festival, there were crowds of people. Father Jiang Yan asked: "Where is the concubine?" People around: "Hey! Didn't you see it? He's riding on the regent's head!" —— From that day on, everyone in the capital knew that Jiang Yan was some kind of low-grade concubine. He is Xiao Yu's living ancestor who was raised as a treasure by Xiao Yu as his father, mother, and brother! [Reading Guide] This article was published on December 30 1. Develop a daily routine! Slightly warm! I started writing when I was ten years old! The main thing is to develop a daily routine! 2. The relationship between love and affection will gradually deteriorate after you reach the age where you can fall in love! Before that it was pure brotherhood! But no matter before or after falling in love, Shou is always the treasure that Gong holds in his heart with great care! 3. There is no big plot with ups and downs, just a bit bloody! 4. Warm cookies! Warm cookies! Warm cookies! 5. Not attacking/controlling/disrespecting; 6. Forbidden dreams/forbidden dismantling/forbidden rebellion/forbidden for young couples to pull each other on! ****Important Statement**** ★Gongshou's pure brotherhood when he was a child! Pure brotherhood! ★There was no formal marriage/concubinage ceremony when she was sold at the age of three! ★No! No! No! Say important things three times! ★The love relationship and marriage relationship between two people must be confirmed after they grow up! ★The sinful concubine system in the background will be overthrown! Bad guys will be severely punished! 2023/12/17 Intention: Please strengthen your heart.
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