Rabbit Comes from the Moon

In the Guanghan Palace, the little Jade Rabbit missed carrots, the delicacies of the mortal world, so he took advantage of Chang'e's participation in the peach party, sneaked down to earth, and then took Wu Gang out, so Wu Gang and the little rabbit jumped around in the mortal world. Zheng Huan was in a state of joy, but unfortunately he met the Lord Siming, and was forced to help the Lord Huayang to overcome the calamity. From then on, he staged a funny drama that caused trouble in the palace. By some combination of circumstances, he unlocked his own seal. It turns out that the little rabbit has another identity. Excerpt 1 "Xiaoyu, why can't you tell her that we came from the sky?" Wu Gang couldn't understand my behavior, and looked forward to it, hoping that I could give him an explanation that seemed to be forbidden by the magic power just now. Wu Gang is thirsty for knowledge, but I can't wait to split his elm head open to see what's inside. He didn't rise from the human world to become an immortal like Chang'e. Logically speaking, he should know more about this world than me. He has to come to me to ask for explanations on everything. It really worries me to death. ??"You're stupid, haven't you heard from the little fairies today that most of the monsters in the world today are lazy and unwilling to endure hardships in cultivating the Tao but want to become immortals, so they find opportunistic ways to absorb other people's magic power to enhance themselves. In terms of body cultivation, if she knows that you and I are immortals, and you have absolutely no power in this world, you are her opponent, and you will not be sucked into being fucked by humans, no, by immortals." Wu Gang was so frightened by my words that his face turned pale and his lips trembled. ??"What should we do now?" Seeing Wu Gang so scared, I felt a lot of guilt in my heart. These words were really exaggerated and serious for Wu Gang, a otaku for thousands of years. This situation is now very tightly controlled by the Jade Emperor. If not He is the kind of little monster who wants to die. Most monsters would not do that. After all, although his cultivation level has increased, the smell of blood all over his body has also doubled. If the time comes, he will really fly into the sky and be smelled out by Erlang Shen's sensitive nose, haha! It is a trivial matter to peel off the skin, peel off the tendons and pick off the bones of the immortal. When the Emperor of Heaven is happy, he will wave his hand and push you into the Zhuxiantai. If the Jade Emperor is not happy, he will throw you into the human world and ask Siming to arrange a small book for you to torture you to death. Then throw you to the 18th level of hell to let the king of hell continue to torture you, one layer after another. How perverted is the Emperor of Heaven? Excerpt 2 "I don't know what this cage is made of, and any magic power is ineffective on it." After all, I couldn't stand Xiao Hei continuing to do useless work, so I explained. ??"If the magic power is ineffective on it, then I will try to see if this is still ineffective." After Xiao Hei said angrily, he rushed to the bamboo cage and opened his mouth. ?? Click! ?? The tooth is chipped! ?? This bamboo cage actually knocked out half of Xiao Hei's teeth! ?? I was shocked! ?? Xiao Hei was obviously frightened, standing there blankly, with confusion in his eyes... ??"It seems we can't escape!" I said sadly. ??"Xiaoyu, I will save you." Xiaohei stated firmly. ??"They just said they would send us to a restaurant." I continued to say sadly. ??"......... A restaurant?" Xiaohei's voice trembled. ??"I heard that grilled rabbit meat has become popular in the human world recently." I continued sadly. ??"... The taste is really strong." Xiao Hei's voice not only trembled but also trembled. ??"Women in the human world like to use rabbit fur as scarves." I sighed and said sadly. ??"Human beings are so scary." Xiao Hei was about to collapse. ??"We will die soon. Eat more grass. We will have nothing to eat in the future." I concluded gloomily. ??"..." Xiao Hei collapsed and was speechless. Excerpt 3 "Ye'er, you rabbit is quite fat." ? ? The emperor lifted me up and looked at me carefully for a long time and then said this, it's too bullying. If my rabbit's legs were not short, I would definitely scratch an osmanthus tree on his face, and then ask Wu Gang to come over and chop it for him. I was so angry that I glared at him angrily. When I looked at him carefully, hey! This guy is quite good-looking, especially his slightly narrow eyes, slightly raised, and the faint smile at the corner of his mouth. ? "It looks like I can make two plates of rabbit meat! One plate braised and one plate grilled." ? No, no, no, this guy is too ugly. With that ugly face and treacherous smile, humans are indeed not a good thing, and the King of Humanity is even less of a good thing! You are actually thinking about how to eat me and see how I will deal with you later. I glared at him angrily as he kept twisting and struggling. Being touched by this bastard one more time made me want to vomit. Fortunately, he didn't struggle for long before he was snatched back by the young prince. "Uncle Emperor, if you want to eat rabbit, ask the imperial kitchen to cook it for you. Don't mess with my Xiaoyu. I found Xiaoyu with great difficulty. It can't be eaten. I want to raise it for the rest of my life." I was deeply moved by the words of the little prince. It is indeed a good seedling. My life as a rice insect is now guaranteed. I will have grass to eat with the prince. I must hold his thigh tightly and never let go. "Ye'er, can I exchange ten night-light pearls with you!" The king of mankind actually started to seduce my little prince, prince, you must hold on and don't be tempted by these worthless things. ? "Don't change!" As expected of the young prince, he really has a good vision. ? "Ten more pearls!" How despicable! Still tempting the young prince! ? "No change!" Well done! Prince! ? "Add ten boxes of pastries made by Suwan in the Imperial Kitchen!" "Gudong!" There was such a loud swallowing sound. I looked up at the drooling little prince, and I was actually shaken by this. Little prince, are you a foodie~~ "Uncle, if you really want a rabbit, I still have a black rabbit. I will give it to you in exchange. Xiaoyu can't do it. I like Xiaoyu, so I can't give it to you." The words of the little prince moved me to tears. After thousands of years, someone finally confessed to me, even though he was only five years old... Intention: Don't take your liking as love