[Comprehensive] Best Supporting Actor
【综】最佳男配
by Calico Cats Cannot Drink Shanhua Milk (三花猫猫不能喝山花牛奶)
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- ThemeOther Fanfiction
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- Anime Crossover
Synopsis
It is a companion piece to "[Zongwenye] Asuka's Graduation Season" next door Copywriting: Osamu Dazai looked at the book floating in the air in front of him expressionlessly, "... That means I have to become gay just to wipe your ass?" The pages of the book shook rapidly, and the font appeared, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just asking for your help to correct the wrong world line... Although the protagonist's goodwill can indeed..." "I don't know where you get the confidence to think that I'm a good talker," Osamu Dazai interrupted him before he could cast the screen. "I'm not interested in this kind of thing, but out of kindness, I can recommend you a kind-hearted Russian guy next door. I believe he will be able to help you complete your task." After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave. The book quickly made the words on the screen larger and bolder, fearing that the other party would ignore it and leave directly. He also added colorful dazzling special effects, "No - wait a minute, you don't need to go to conquer Zhang, San, Li, Si, Wang, and Wu! Really! You just need to go and unravel the plot that is so crooked that you don't know where it is! We are not a strategy manual, but a good, legal and legal 'book' that collects energy seriously!" "Oh? Collecting energy legally? Didn't you expect that 'books' are also organized?" Contrary to his serious words, Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand to cover his eyes tightly, "Well, I don't really care, so I don't need to answer specifically... Could you please turn off the special effects, thank you." The book closed with special effects, and the pages shook slightly, looking aggrieved. "Well, it seems that Atsushi-kun and the others have also had a lot of influence. I was not so soft-hearted before... Well, you answer my three questions first, and I will consider them. But in order to save time, let's start asking and answering them now~" "First question, what do you do to collect energy?" "This, repair our world - because it is about to be broken into pieces... Please don't look at me with that look!! I don't want to do that either!!" And who do you think it's because of? ? ? Most of the responsibility is caused by you and your peer! ! ! Damn it, I don't want to take the blame for Xiaotuzai. "Well, let's just believe you for now. Second question, is there no penalty for failing each world mission?" "No, it's just that the world will keep dragging you to restart until the world line is corrected before letting you go." "So, last question, why are you looking for me?" "Because of various coincidences, I captured your thoughts and was summoned to you in response to your wish." Dazai Osamu sighed, "Is that true... I really don't want to work overtime. I'm not Ango. I work double jobs and get double wages. There is no way out for a social worker... Speaking of which, isn't there any compensation for me?" "... As long as I'm in your world, I can grant any of your three wishes." "Tch, I thought the rewards for saving the world would be generous. How stingy." Shu: I'm so angry, but I can't help but live under someone else's roof... I can't bear it... "There is no way, even my rights can only go so far... Anyway, I hope you can think about it more." "It's really useless, Shu," Osamu Dazai said with emotion, snapping his fingers, "Okay, I'll accept your commission." Shu: ... It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. As long as this man agrees to that person's order, it will be done... I hope that other worlds will be okay after they have endured Dazai Osamu's devastation. Amen "I just have one request. I will never target those stinky men. A sweet-smelling and soft young lady is fine, but only men are absolutely, absolutely not allowed. I will definitely not target those stinky men. I will definitely, yes, no, go for strategies to improve my favorability." Book:? ? ? ? I told you not to let you go to the strategy! ! ! How much do you hate male coppers? ? ? ? ———————————————————————————————— *I will double-book it directly, although the previous one is not finished yet orz *The character belongs to the original work, and the ooc belongs to me This book is really comprehensive and I recommend it to everyone (Happy) I only write the plot I want to write, maybe with some original plot or characters. I promise it won't be too dramatic, because there are too many articles that completely follow the original line, which is a bit boring, so I want to find another way (you), but in fact, most of it is still the original work, which will not hurt everyone's eyes too much (I did it but not completely) *Microgram system, will drop sanity *Please do not mention this article under the original work or other works (tweeting is OK *No ky, no random fun, this book still has no cp, Dazai Osamu Center There may be some ambiguous one-way arrows, but in fact they are all pure brotherhood, and there is also the feeling of almost breaking the window paper, but it is impossible to develop a cp line (the kind of gay relationship between straight men) *A small knife makes you happy, but it hurts your body (so I chose to put some knives in the candy (it should be okay (probably (anyway, the ending, it doesn't matter what the process is)(( *Slow updates, but no pitfalls Purpose: People live to redeem themselves