Pretend to Be Human

Ahhhhh, dead bug, put away its tentacles! [Work hard to save the full text, so feel free to enter the pit] Si Che died suddenly overnight in order to write a new article. When he opened his eyes again, he had become an egg. After breaking out of the shell, he found that the golden eyes were exactly the same as those of the Zerg King in his painting. Suddenly his pupils trembled. No one knew that he was famous for writing Zerg novels. In reality, he was most afraid of bugs. "Heart: Thank you for the invitation. I'm on an alien planet and want to call the police." Thinking of the possibility of being surrounded by the "enthusiasm" of insects, Si Che cried bitterly while holding the eggshell, and carved the first goal of insect life on the eggshell with a branch: to disguise himself as a human. Unfortunately, on the first day after joining the human military academy, Si Che was forced to be sent to the Zerg military academy as an exchange student. After unexpectedly meeting the roommate of an undercover Zerg military academy during the quarterly banquet, he officially started his "Island Survival" —————————————————————— Responsibility-free small theater: Chong Zai banged the table angrily in protest: Ahhhh Ji Dog Thief! You "stupid" human being covered in insect shells made me lose my hair again! The banquet pretended to be serious and replied: Your Majesty, your hair loss is due to your "extreme intelligence", and you are unjust. Zhong Zai was so angry that he put his hands on his hips and yelled: You fart! Who wrote the poem "Encouragement to Study" hanging above my bed? The banquet picked up a small handkerchief, covered his face and cried bitterly: Your Majesty blamed them for giving too much, and the humble minister could not resist the temptation. Ministers: Today is another day to secretly urge Your Majesty to make progress! "Throw money, throw money" —————————————————— In the exam, Chong Zai tugged on the author's clothes and acted coquettishly: He wanted to copy the answers The author was counting the balance in his card, and when he turned around and saw this unlucky bastard, he suddenly became angry and kicked him away. Biu——boy, the master of the audience wants you to practice more, for the sake of your mother's wealth for the rest of her life, go ahead! "Flying insect cubs" "Ah!! Ji Aiqing, help me! I'm afraid of heights! I'll give you my little private vault, ah——" After hearing this, Ji raised his eyes and teleported for a second, just like catching a chicken, catching his God of Wealth "not crossing it out" Your Majesty The seemingly weak iceberg beauty is attacked by the cold and cruel devil In fact, his strength is so great that he is attacked by a scumbag and a arrogant and loyal dog. Demining: 1. The author has a glass heart and is known as a weirdo by people in the world. 2. The insect cub is cowardly and strong (guaranteed by my mother) 3. Do not mention other authors, respect each other 4. This is the first book, please bear with me (mom) 5. Gong has a hidden identity, so he has a high initial favorable impression of Shou. Concept: Everyone is allowed to have their own weaknesses