Pseudo-Straight Men Tame "Dragons" Online

Irritated narcissistic sports student x funny innocent internet addicted boy "Hunting dragons, taming dragons and training dragons" "Sister, come and show me high-end operations" "Little white dragon, please be my sister's new pet"... Wait? What's going on with this new roommate! It's all the other way around? What a fuss...^_^ Qi Yunshu, the master of pseudo-straight men, a regular guest on the learning pacesetter list, a classic player in the diamond rank in the game, is famous throughout the Internet for his glorious record of defeating the silk-blooded nanny with a full-blooded assassin! When he spent a lot of money to buy a new character skin and was sweating vigorously in the game battlefield... "Dong Dong Dong! Dong Dong!" A very unpleasant knock on the door sounded, completely ruining Qi Qi's hope of victory. Qi Yunshu was so frightened that he immediately sent a head to the enemy to suppress his shock. He stood up decisively and "gently" smashed the phone on the sofa. He walked towards the door with a (death) smile on his face... So, as soon as he opened the door, he hit a "wall"? ? Damn me, why is this wall... So hard and soft at the same time? ! Small theater: Zhong Chenglong: How about Qi Xueba, my figure is not better than those on the Internet? Qi Yunshu: ... Sister, it's true, your underwear is so ugly, go ahead and play with it ^_^ Zhong Chenglong was furious:? ? Qi Yunshu! Didn't you say you like Peppa Pig? Why is it so ugly! ? Qi Yunshu looked at him with loving eyes and said: Just believe what I say. Do you believe when I say I like you? Zhong Chenglong suddenly touched the back of his head with an embarrassed look on his face: Ah... Are you so anxious? ! In fact, I have already seen your little thoughts. … Get out! ! What on earth are you, a stinky straight man, thinking about all day long? ! Intention: Thank you for all your companionship and encounters