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The preview of the next book next door is "I Still Want to Kiss My Bamboo Horse After He Turned into My Ex-husband"
The copy is at the bottom, all beauties, please save it!
If Jiang Tian could become an adult again, he would definitely tell himself that ducks and ducks are so cute, how could they eat ducks and ducks?
[Super detective, Ducky solves the case!
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Jiang Tian, the owner of a duck farm in Yicheng, was as beautiful as a flower and shining in his youth. However, due to lack of manpower in the family, he was temporarily sent to a roast duck restaurant to deliver ducks. Unfortunately, he was killed in a car accident on the way. He originally thought that he would die without a complete body.
Unexpectedly, all the limbs and five internal organs are present, but... It has become duck legs, duck neck, duck feet, duck wings, duck heart, duck liver and duck lungs.
"Ga? Ga? Ga!?" Jiang Tian looked down at his two yellow duck paws, accompanied by his own drake voice.
Coupled with the big yellow duck logo on the delivery truck where he was, it was a duck that was about to be sent to a roast duck restaurant!
Wait, why is this car shaking like this? Is this strange feeling...
"Ugh, vomit, vomit--"
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In the afternoon, a vlog casually taken by passers-by went viral all over the Internet. People's focus was not on the beauty with heavy makeup, but on the truck pulling ducks behind her.
Unlike other ducks that quack happily, there is a duck with a long neck hanging down beside the car, its head drooped down, and it is extremely decadent, and even the hair on its body exudes a depressed atmosphere.
The whole Internet laughed: "Ducks can also get motion sickness?"
Jiang Tian never thought that one day she would be known as a motion-sick duck instead of the king of ducks.
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At the critical moment when his hair was scalded with boiling water and his neck was cut, Jiang Tian met his last life-saving straw - his childhood sweetheart, Xie Bei.
She quickly escaped from the cage and grabbed his trousers.
"Quack, quack, quack." I will never bully you again.
"",
The strange thing is that Xie Bei can understand his own words, and "kindly" takes him home. He is bullied in all kinds of ways, and Yasheng can't see the end of it.
To transform back into a human form and resurrect, she needs to find the murderer behind her hit and arrest her.
Hey, she is just a duck now, how can she shoulder such a big mission. How could she catch him? Was she going to grab someone's trouser leg?
Duck life is tough.
Jiang Tian looked in the direction of Jie Bei with vicious eyes, "Hurry up and help me complete the task and return to human form, otherwise I... Quack, quack, quack."
Jie Bei grabbed her neck with one hand and pinned her down on the bed, while using the other hand to operate the game with one hand, "Otherwise... What?"
Jiang Tian's determined eyes gradually receded.
With an excited "Victory" cry, he held his neck and covered her, and his long and well-jointed fingers slid over her head, mouth, neck and belly inch by inch, and then downwards...
"Is this so?"
"Gah——!"
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During an accident while hunting down a murderer, Jiang Tian triggered a hidden skill. As long as he kissed, he could maintain his human form for a short period of time. However, the number of times was limited, and sometimes it worked intermittently.
Forget it, it's better to be able to use it than not to use it at all, but it's just a pain for her sweetheart to kiss the duck's mouth.
Etc! Why does she feel like her sweetheart is becoming more and more addicted the more they kiss her? Why is she still kissing her even after she has turned into a human form?
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It must be that you committed evil in your previous life and became a duck in this life.
Or roast duck!
The male protagonist's surname is xie (xie), but don't pronounce it as (jie) my mom hahahahaha, jiebei
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1.
One day after falling out of love, Ling Qingqing was lying in bed doing nothing. After seeing a certain post in a certain red book, she felt itchy in her heart.
Using her hands faster than her brain, she sent a message to her ex-boyfriend, who had been her neighbor since childhood and who had just broken up two days ago.
Reunion? Want to kiss.
The message from the other party came back quickly, [The kind where you break up after a kiss?
Ling Qingqing clasped her toes on the ground, hating herself for not being able to hold back and rushing to save her image.
As soon as she typed the line "I said I typed it on my phone and sent it to you?", There was a knock on the bedroom window, and the person on the other side of the phone appeared in front of her.
Qi Fengyi pushed open the glass with one hand, her eyes dark and deep, and sat on her bay window. She pulled up her collar with her backhand, "I'm here to kiss you, Ling Qingqing."
"By the way, I will give you a compound."
Ah, hey, this is the sixth floor...
Wait! Why have you reached the stage of taking off your shirt?
2.
After the breakup, Ling Qingqing regretted it countless times and wanted to be a good horse that turned around.
The messages have just been sent.
Are you there?
[Which software verification code?
Well, I want to ask you something.
Loved.
What are you doing?
Don't miss it.
My mother asked me to go to your house to deliver something.
[I know, I'm hiding in my room.
Such conversations abound, and every time Ling Qingqing wants to get back together, her heart is hammered to death with shame.
Well done, let's see if I can catch you again.
If we get back together, you'll be doomed!
——The copy was exposed on September 26, 2024——
Inspiration comes from life
A little sweet text before going to bed, no brainer sweet, just sweet enough!
Short story, no more than 100,000 words to be completed
Mission: Humans and animals coexist on the same earth
Reader comments
A lot of content in the copy was not written. After reading it, I felt empty. Many parts of the plot were missing and blank. What a pity.
Ah, yes, it has finally been updated after many days, why just this little bit? (??ω`? )
It's too little. I finished reading it so quickly.
"Jun" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Jun
A lot of content in the copy was not written. After reading it, I felt empty. Many parts of the plot were missing and blank. What a pity.
Ah, yes, it has finally been updated after many days, why just this little bit? (??ω`? )
It's too little. I finished reading it so quickly.
"Jun" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Jun