Even If You Are Joking, I Will Take It Seriously.

Being harassed by her ex, Liang Yue officially announced her fake boyfriend on her WeChat Moments. To ensure authenticity, she enabled the permission to be "visible only to some people", and a one-man show was officially staged. Ten minutes later, a small red 1 appeared on WeChat. ——[Old classmate, your boyfriend looks familiar] Liang Yue froze, screwed, she forgot to block herself! She defended herself fluently. Finally, I got a reply from Xu Yu: [It doesn't matter, this is a male model I have photographed, I can authorize it to you] Liang Yue was slightly shocked. In her impression, Xu Yu was a dwarf in junior high school, dark and thin. How could he look like this now? - Business trip at the end of the year. Liang Yue drank a little too much, felt dizzy, and stared in confusion. She only remembered that she threw down a pile of cash very arrogantly and teased the pretty girl: "When I earn enough five million, I will definitely support someone like you! The skin is so tender and tender, so easy to touch!" The corners of Xu Yu's mouth twitched. - The business was on the right track, and she often worked overtime and stayed overnight in the workshop. In the early morning, a message was pushed on the mobile phone: "The suspect is wanted in Sanyuan Alley, residents are asked to lock their doors and windows." In the picture, the man's entire face was covered by a scarf, only the deep scar on his forehead was exposed. The body in the suitcase was privately mosaic. Immediately afterwards, Liang Yue heard a rapid knock on the door. She peered through the peephole.... And saw "the wanted criminal himself." "Has the five million arrived?" "I've called the police!" Outside the door, two people spoke at the same time. Xu Yu looked innocent, "What are you talking about?" He took off his scarf, his delicate appearance was more beautiful than the girl's, and it was extremely dazzling with the light behind him. After a moment of relaxation, he took out his cell phone, found the photo of the two sleeping in the album, and held it up to the cat's eye. "Sister, I'm here to fulfill your promise." "If you make a joke, I will take it seriously~" Facing this oolong, Liang Yue stayed where she was. The pretty boy she slept with... Actually, he actually came to the door! ! ! Reading instructions: ①Baby face=real boss. ②The five million the female protagonist received came from the male protagonist's order. ③The copywriter pretended to sleep, and the sister and brother fell in love (5 years apart). ④The male protagonist has been smart since he was a child and skipped a grade to go to school. ④One met by chance, the other had been planned for a long time. Intention: Bravely run in both directions