A Guide to Cultivating Immortality for College Students

[Complete article in the same style "Is our world of cultivation all filled with stuff?" ", The copy is below, if you are interested, you can click on the column] ———————— [The full text is finished! Thank you for your tolerance and companionship~] On the day Tang Weiyu reported to the university, she closed and opened her eyes and painlessly traveled to a parallel time and space where spiritual energy was revived, and became a freshman at Xiuxian University. You need to take the qualification certificate for sword flying, and the speed limit for sword flying on campus is 30 kilometers per hour; there is a mysterious loud noise in the dormitory building, and it turns out to be Dan Xiu popping popcorn; the senior sister climbed up to the ceiling of the corridor in the middle of the night, crying like crazy that she had passed level 6 of animal language, but was still unable to achieve level 4 in English; the roommate of the food science class cooked dark dishes every day, and was known as a baby food supplement that is more suitable for college students who are cultivating immortals... Jianxiu: I have booked a martial arts show for the weekend. Who will fight? Beast Cultivator: Of course my spirit beast baby was born to me during my ten-month pregnancy. If you can't give birth to a child, do you think we can have one? People who make sarcastic remarks really chill the beast cultivator! 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Sometimes I really don't understand you college students who are cultivating immortality. I still remember the first day of school. The senior sister pointed at the cold senior student not far away and said seriously: "Have you seen that senior? The flower of the high mountain who majors in Wuqingdao is known as the only Miaomiao who is expected to graduate from Wuqingdao in the past sixty years! Anyone who dares to mislead him will be strongly condemned by all the monks!" Tang Weiyu nodded solemnly. Now, Tang Weiyu looked at the "I want to watch a movie with you" invitation sent by Qingqingdao Kaolingzhihua for the third time this month on his mobile phone and fell into deep thought. Damn it, senior's ruthless way can also do the splits! 1. Lively and easy-going female swordsmanship major × ruthless Taoist cultivator who split with the cold senior 2. I am a college student cultivating immortality, which is essentially the daily life of a crazy college student. —————————— "Is our world of cultivation all filled with stuff?" [The statues of the immortal cultivators are carved with sand sculptures, and all the members are novices pretending to be bosses. ——The highest academic institution in the world of cultivation, "Chongxiao Academy", has only admitted the best young people in the world for generations. Among the freshmen in this class, there are five geniuses among geniuses. They are arrogant and indifferent, but they become teammates by accident and form the strongest freshmen team in history. The top freshman is outstanding in strength, high-spirited, and proud of all his opponents; The medical girl is aloof and cold, and her healing skills are superb; The rich man is a libertine and always spends money generously; The domineering dragon Aotian holds a golden finger, and the ring contains a mysterious inheritance; The gentle demon cultivator possesses ancient bloodline and can turn black in seconds. ——There are rumors in the world of cultivating immortals that these five geniuses of cultivating immortals are their own kings. Together they are unparalleled in the world and will eventually usher in a new era. But no one knew that on the day they formed the team, the five geniuses had the same thought in their minds - [Great, the other four people are all very strong. If I join the team, no one will be able to find out that I am a real loser! Jun Zhifei entered the world of cultivation and entered Chongxiao Academy from a small border village, ranking first. But something happened overnight and he lost his strength. From then on, she had to pretend that she was still number one, acting arrogantly, but in reality she was terrified. There's no way to pretend to be a genius without being crazy, just hold on! It wasn't until she got into the "strongest team in history" that she breathed a sigh of relief: Very good, with four powerful teammates here, she can continue to pretend. It wasn't until everyone went down to the secret realm, completed missions, and fought side by side through life and death that they realized something was wrong. ——Team No. 1, Aren't you a genius doctor? Why are the pills you gave me sugar pills? ——Team No. 2, Aren't you Long Aotian? What do you mean by "I once had a golden finger, but it was broken" or "That's not a magic weapon, it's just a fire stick"? ——Team No. 3, Aren't you Brother Rich? Why do you have to work three jobs a day and knit at night? ——Teammate No. 4, Aren't you a demon cultivator of ancient bloodline? What does it mean that you have evolved so thoroughly that you cannot return to your ancestors, and your transformation into darkness is all your fault? When the truth was exposed, the friends stared at each other: Hey, this is a lie, why are you pretending to be a genius? Also, since we are all parallel imports, how did we become the strongest team in the world? 1. A high-spirited and talented heroine, but abstract. 2. Everyone has a weird temperament, and everyone has his or her own evil intentions and evil intentions. Intention: Study hard