[The main text is finished, and the completed articles of several columns are waiting to be tasted. The copy of "He is a fish after dressing up as a double" is at the bottom~]
In an accident, Shi Xingmiao traveled to the interstellar era with a baby in her belly.
Before Shi Xingmiao could recover from the shock that men could get pregnant, she was shocked by the boy she gave birth to——
People! Why was a cat born?
Shi Xingmiao, who was forced to become a father, was afraid of being discovered by others, so she had no choice but to hide around with Zai Zai while entering the internship stage of a novice male mother.
Zaizai can eat and sleep quickly, but the only thing that makes Shi Xingmiao feel bald is that the little guy yearns for the outside world and always crawls out when he is not paying attention!
When the anxious Shi Xingmiao went out to look for her missing cub for the 101st time, she finally made up her mind that she would no longer be soft-hearted and let the little guy go free.
After finally finding the trace of Zai Zai, I saw that someone had pinched the back of the neck and lifted the Zai Zai up, with his claws curled up, looking pitiful.
Shi Xingmiao was furious and rushed forward to snatch Zaizai back, but was unable to do so.
He looked up at the tall man with a fierce face, and couldn't help but belched——
Oops, this seems to be the person he spent the night with?
Happy birthday! I can't hide my identity!
Is he going to be arrested and sliced into pieces?
The man's eyes fell on Shi Xingmiao's trembling hair, and he looked confused: "Have we met somewhere? Where did this kid come from?"
Shi Xingmiao looked at the cub that he had lifted and swayed in mid-air, feeling heartbroken and choking with tears.
"Let go, let go of my baby..." QAQ
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Star Year 8614, the Blue Star Empire has not had a newborn baby for nearly thirty years.
Experts assert that if various races can no longer find a way to suppress the spiritual riots and survive the bloodline, all races will have no heirs and will become extinct in the future.
When the people of the entire empire were panicking, Marshal Zhu Sheng, who controlled the Thirteenth Army of the Empire, made a high-profile announcement—he had a baby!
Seeing the hope of the future, the people of the entire empire fell into carnival and sought to prove who the warriors who raised cubs together with the cruel and brutal Zhu Sheng were.
If Zhu Sheng can do it, then so can they! ! !
Shi Xingmiao: "?!!"
Demining:
1. The story of giving birth to a child
2. If you are weak, you will be stupid and sweet.
3. The cub is not a cat cub, but an ordinary cub, at most a little smart, but not a child prodigy...
————"After dressing up as a double, he became a fisherman [Entertainment Circle]" Copywriting————
In an accident, Qiao Han became the stand-in for Bai Yueguang in everyone's hearts in the story of Chasing His Wife at the Crematorium.
When he came back, Bai Yueguang returned. When the substitute knew the truth, he was furious and went crazy. He poured gasoline on it, held a lighter, and wanted to take everyone to the Shura Field where they died.
Qiao Han: "... It's fatal."
Qiao Han, who had just come back and didn't want to die, frantically started a self-rescue operation.
He quickly threw away the lighter and looked at everyone present with an innocent face: "If I say this is just a joke, would you believe it?"
Zha Gong handed out a check: "I'll give you one million so you can take care of yourself and stop pestering me."
Qiao Han quickly took the check and put it away carefully: "Okay~"
In order to cover up the past of using his substitute as Bai Yueguang and get rid of him, Bai Yueguang's brothers quickly found a sponsor for Qiao Han.
Brothers: "Isn't this what you have always wanted? The sponsor, and the spot in the hottest reality show nowadays, shut your mouth and don't appear in front of us again!"
Qiao Han quickly accepted the reality show contract: "No problem!"
As for the benefactor... Qiao Han wanted to refuse, but Bai Yueguang's brothers were afraid that he would become a monster again, so they sent him to the benefactor's bed with lightning speed.
Qiao Han: ... Okay, since the sponsor is quite handsome, I won't suffer any loss.
Qiao Han, who had no great ambitions, just wanted to wait for death and become a salted fish. However, he did not expect that some people who had avoided him as a virus would instead become crazy and jump around in front of him frequently, trying to repair their relationship with him.
Qiao Han: "???"
Qiao Han hugged the benefactor's thick thigh tightly, showing with his actions that he was just a lazy fish who just wanted to survive and didn't want to get involved with anyone related to Bai Yueguang.
The benefactor is handsome and dotes on him. He has money and leisure. He has not had enough of this magical life.
However, during a routine physical examination, Qiao Han was struck by lightning when he received the test report——
wtf! Why didn't anyone tell him that this was actually a childbirth article? !
Qiao Han touched his slightly bulging belly and felt sluggish.
If he dies now, can time come back again?
Purpose: Struggle for a better survival
