The main text has been completed, and the extra chapter [the first extra chapter, if you like horror, you can try it] will be updated with the list. I put my personal favorite at the bottom.
The unemployed Ji Qinglin was looking for a job on the recruitment software, and a short recruitment message popped up, with the red fonts particularly eye-catching.
[Xishan Funeral Home is in urgent need of a staff member. ]
[Daily salary of 10,000 yuan, one day off every day, six insurances and two funds, huge insurance, food and accommodation included. ]
[Working hours: 0:00-8:00]
A daily salary of 10,000? !
Ji Qinglin swallowed. The God of Wealth was fascinated and submitted the application.
On his first day of employment, there was nothing at Ji Qinglin's desk except a bright red brochure.
The cover of the brochure clearly reads - Crematorium Staff Code of Conduct
Crematorium Staff Code of Conduct.
1. Implement national policies and promote the cremation system. There are no towering hills near the crematorium. If there are any, please ignore them and keep walking in the opposite direction. Please don't look back. Never look back.
2. The crematorium supports electronic payment. Employees are asked to encourage payers to make electronic payments. If they must pay in cash, ask employees to take out the banknote detection lamp in the drawer and inspect the banknotes one by one. If the cash has the words "Tiandi Bank" on it, please smile and politely persuade the customer to return it.
3. Firmly believe in Marxist materialism. In the venue, unprocessed corpses will be stored in the freezer, and a red ribbon will be tied on the hand. If an employee sees someone with a red ribbon on their wrist greeting you, please respond in a friendly manner and say silently: "Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony."
4. The bathrooms on site are under maintenance from time to time. Employees are asked to solve problems in the bathrooms with the sign "under maintenance". If not, please evacuate immediately. If you are really in a hurry and are unlucky to enter, ask employees to ignore the blue-grey bare feet that suddenly appear under the partition and the raised arms in the mirror when washing hands. Don't scream, leave quietly.
5. When employees are on vacation, please unplug the phone line. If the ringing still rings after unplugging, please ignore it and don't answer it.
6. When employees open the body bag, if the corpse inside suddenly opens its eyes, grins, and at the same time a voice sounds: "What is my epitaph?", Please do not call 120, hold your breath and think hard.
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44. Respecting life is everyone's responsibility.
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The nth day of employment.
In the dark crematorium, small hills were piled up in all directions, shining with a faint green light.
Ji Qinglin:? ? ?
Which direction should I go? !
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1. Inspired by the rumor that a crematorium costs RMB 8,000 a night on a certain channel. The reason why I didn't use the crematorium employee rules is because it felt a little weird, like it was a wife-chasing crematorium.
2. The copy has been screenshotted and saved.
3. The first tomb, the tenth tomb, the third tomb, and the fifth tomb. I am very satisfied with the extra chapter. Ahhhhhhhh, why didn't I think of that during the main text. In no particular order
Little angels with beautiful people and kind hearts, please give me some pre-collections for Qiuqiu.
The first book "After dressing up as a fake young master that thousands of people despise"
Jiang Yuran, one of the top students in the attached high school, just asked sincerely for advice from the second place player who was crushed by him by dozens of points: "Can you tell me how you can deduct so many points?"
Perhaps the second person had too much resentment, so he dressed up as a fake young master in a campus novel.
The fake young master comes from a wealthy family, is a playboy, and has the standard character of a scumbag.
Pei Zhixue, the male protagonist of the novel, the real young master, is brilliant and talented. He has been ranked first in the grade all year round. Even without the blessing of family background in the early stage, he is still a heartthrob.
Comparing the two, there is a huge difference.
The fake young master couldn't stand Pei Zhixue at the beginning and targeted him everywhere. Then when their identities changed, the fake young master remained unrepentant and intensified his behavior. In order to attract the attention of his parents, he even cheated and framed Pei Zhixue. He did everything he could to attract his parents' attention. Finally, he died alone on the roadside.
And Jiang Yuran just happened to pass by when the original owner was caught cheating. He held the paper and said: "Such a simple question requires cheating? Isn't it worse than the second in grade?"
Everyone: Are you being stimulated?
Second grade: "?"
Jiang Yuran chuckled and took the second exam, directly ranking second in the grade.
Everyone:?
The third grade in today's grade and the second grade in former grade: "?"
And Jiang, top cancer, has never passed the second grade exam. Yuran stared at Pei Zhixue's two words above him: "Okay, wait."
In the next exam, Jiang Yuran won the first place.
As a result, Pei Zhixue came first again the next time.
Jiang Yuran, who had never met an opponent before, was ignited with fighting spirit.
Onlookers: Does anyone remember that this is a true and false young master novel?
Third grader: "Then who still remembers my existence?"
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Although Pei Zhixue looks stunning on the surface, only he knows that he has a cold nature and feels that there are too many boring things in life.
He is not interested in studying, he is not interested in whether he is a real young master, and he is even less interested in the fake young master who always does little tricks.
Until one day, he saw the three words Jiang Yuran above his head on the honor roll.
He smiled. Who doesn't have top cancer these days?
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Finally——
Pei Zhixue pressed the person against the wall and whispered softly: "I like to be number one in grade, what about you?"
Jiang Yuran didn't know why: "I like it too."
Pei Zhixue smiled lightly and kissed the person: "You agreed, we are together."
Jiang Yuran: "???"
The second book "After exchanging souls with my boyfriend's roommate"
[One sentence copywriting]
Lin Jinran and her boyfriend's roommate exchanged souls.
Then he discovered two things:
First, the boyfriend he is dating is polite, gentle and considerate to others, which is better than cheating on him.
Secondly, the Chu Changpei who exchanged souls with him, the legendary top grader and aloof school boy... Seemed to have a crush on him.
There is also the third book "The Cannon Fodder Beauty Awakens"
Ji Xingmian is a little cannon fodder passed over in countless small worlds. He was born in the morning and died in the dusk.
Suddenly one day, he didn't want to do this anymore.
[Real and Fake Young Master on Campus: A bumpkin from the countryside was recognized by the Ji family as the second young master, and he used some connections to become a transfer student in a key provincial center.
The students did not have a favorable impression of the real young master. On the contrary, the fake young master Zhilan Yushu was firmly ranked first in age. Until the results of the monthly exam came out, the transfer student had perfect scores in math and science, and only had his composition deducted in English. But once, the transfer student took off his hat and mask, and his face was so gorgeous that it was fascinating. ]
[Entertainment Circle: Ji Xingmian's acting skills are too hip, her singing is out of tune, her limbs are stiff, her face is heavily made up, and she is hideously ugly. She also goes around trying to attract traffic and trample everyone. She is only black but not pink, and half of the sky is black.
Until, a live broadcast of makeup removal. Black hair, cool skin, gorgeous appearance, cool temperament, without makeup, she is particularly stunning. ]
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Ji Xingmian: It's still comfortable to live
1v1 Su Shuang, a popular article.
Purpose: Love life
