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1.
The plastic husband at home is the most venomous person Li Sui has ever seen in her life.
When the guy she was talking to asked her to go out for a walk——
Zhou Jinghuai: "Sorry, she walked the dog."
When mother gives birth——
Zhou Jinghuai: "It's been sterilized."
Mother: "Why?"
Zhou Jinghuai: "Limited time, 20% off. If you miss this bargain, it will be gone."
She helps the puppy when it's uncomfortable——
Her: "Why were you so indifferent to it in the first place?"
Zhou Jinghuai: "A bit ugly."
She: "What about me? Was I ugly back then? Why were you so indifferent to me?"
Zhou Jinghuai: "That's not true. It's simply because I don't have the quality."
Every time he was angry with him, Li Sui used to use his name to temporarily replace the cannon fodder villain, write it into the manuscript, and get a moment of happiness.
Late one night, she still wrote down the beginning of the new book on the memo on her mobile phone:
"Zhou Jinghuai! I'm going to kill you!!!"
I never thought that the next day, there would suddenly be a few more words under this sentence——
"Cover more soil, I'm cold."
Li Sui: "...?"
2.
After discovering that her memo was synced to Zhou Jinghuai's mobile phone, Li Sui deliberately typed out the memo frantically from time to time.
Until a certain party, Zhou Jinghuai was punished to "let people at the scene check their mobile phones for one minute", and the memo was exposed.
Friend: "If a man talks too much, he will definitely gain weight in middle age."
Zhou Jinghuai: "Just remind me to pay attention to body management."
Friend: "If a man loves drinking, he might as well have married a dog."
Zhou Jinghuai: "Praise me for being much better than a dog when I don't drink."
Friend: "Men love to be jealous, so I'll pay for VIP treatment in the mental hospital!"
Zhou Jinghuai: "It means she is willing to spend a lot of money for me. Is your wife willing?"
Li Sui silently leaned into his ear and discussed softly: "Next time, if you are shameless, can you choose an occasion where I am not around? I'm afraid that others will think that two kinds of people cannot sleep under the same bed."
The friend saw the two people's actions and asked curiously: "What are you two whispering about?"
Zhou Jinghuai held her hand and said, "She said she wanted to sleep under a quilt at night. "
Li Sui: "..."
Small theater:
One day, Zhou Jinghuai asked curiously: "What type of characters do you usually use my name for? "
Li Sui recalled for a moment and answered seriously:
"Those who never give up on their dreams. "
For example, the mistress who repeatedly tries to interfere with the male and female protagonists.
"Those who are brave enough to try, even if they risk their lives for it. "
For example, an ex-boyfriend who flirts with women and ends up miserable.
"A person who is afraid of hurting others and would rather enjoy loneliness alone. "
For example, a useless husband who cannot hide away from home and is unwilling to divorce.
Li Sui (summary version): "They are all characters that suit your temperament. "
Reading tips:
1. Tough and cheerful x poisonous tongue and affectionate, the woman gets married first and then loves the man x the man's secret love comes true, sc, he, easy to laugh out loud!
2. The heroine's main job is as a sugar painting craftsman, and she has a side job of writing. She has a career line, and she focuses on the former.
3. The first version of the copy was written on October 6, 2023. The synchronization setting of the memo does not involve any supernatural factors.
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Pre-collection 1: "The queen who mistakenly invited her high school classmates to eat melon together" (relaxed charlatan, male crush)
Zhou Ting is a social phobic, except on the Internet.
With nothing to do, she sent an invitation to "watch videos together" to a star-chasing partner of the same gender whom she met not long ago.
News about a celebrity's divorce came across.
Zhou Ting: [Oh my god, he's already divorced? When did it end?
Gay friend: [This is the second time.
Get the idol event.
Zhou Ting: [Ahhhhhh, so handsome!
Gay friend: [General.
Browse to the top of Lu Yanzhou's latest magazine cover.
Zhou Ting: [Wearing such tight clothes makes me look out of shape.
Gay friend: [He can do it.
Gay friend: [Very good.
Zhou Ting:? ? ?
She suspected that the guy had climbed up the wall.
So after a few days of watching each other together, she pretended to be casual and suggested to watch the other person's videos.
[This song by Lu Yanzhou is really amazing! Don't regret falling in love with him!
[Lu Yanzhou's face must be a gift from God!
[Lu Yanzhou's first new song is related to his past secret love.
Zhou Ting: "..."
Sure enough, I climbed the wall.
The problem is, he also crawled to his high school classmates.
*
Lu Yanzhou had a crush on a girl when he was in high school, but unfortunately it ended in nothing.
The only remaining connection is the short video friends we made with each other in high school.
It's a pity that the girl has never been updated in the past few years, and even her avatar is completely black.
Just like his impression of her at that time: quiet, reserved, and cold.
Until one day, an invitation popped up in his private message, which was full of enthusiasm and impatient.
Treasure! ! Let's eat melon together! ! !
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Pre-collection 2: "After brushing up on your ex's friend circle"
The plan was stolen, the credit was taken, and the blame was taken.
In the end, even the promotion opportunity that had been planned was snatched away by the airborne "relatives of the general manager of the headquarters".
Ming Nian finished throwing away the resignation letter, but remembered that there was still a one-month grace period for resignation.
She broke the pot and decided to start her fishing career for a month.
When she went to the bathroom for the eighth time, she accidentally browsed the friend circle of her ex-boyfriend Jin Yan——
[Seeking fishing tips]
The reason for the breakup was very simple -
He felt that she loved her job more than she loved him.
Ming Nian felt that she was right at the time, but now that she thinks about it, she does feel a little guilty about many things.
Out of compensation, Ming Nian made a list of his fishing tips and shared them with him without any concealment.
Ming Nian: [You're welcome, let's clear things up.
Jin Yan: [?
*
After several years of not seeing each other, Jin Yan's IQ dropped rapidly.
After teaching for several days, I still can't learn it.
The topics continued to increase, and finally we talked about the eccentric boss at the headquarters.
After Ming Nian scolded him a hundred times, Jin Yan asked: "What is that man's name?"
Ming Nian: [I don't know, but they call him Mr. Jin.
Ming Nian: [What a coincidence, I have the same surname as you.
*
Later, Ming Nian found out that when Jin Yan posted on Moments that day, he missed a screenshot.
His six-year-old nephew was playing a game called "Little Fishing Expert".
Concept: The most beautiful sunflowers can bloom on the edge of a cliff
