Song Xiange graduated from Normal College and was considering where to work when he suddenly received a job offer.
"After deducing from the heavens, the stars are aligned, and Mr. Song Xiange is now specially appointed as a full-time teacher at Zhutian Comprehensive School."
A few months later, the normal school classmates had a gathering, and everyone had a heated exchange about their students and schools. When it was Song Xiange's turn, he scratched his head.
"Most of my students are adults, and each of them has their own personality. They like to wear COS to class. Their names are also very middle-class, such as Guanyin Bodhisattva, Nezha, Erlang Shen, and the one called Dou Zhan Buddha. He is dressed in golden monkey hair and does not take off his clothes at 40 degrees. Thinking about it almost gives me a heat stroke."
His classmates became interested and asked him to elaborate.
"Our school is divided into a class of gods and Buddhas and a class of demons and ghosts. The demons and ghosts class also likes to do cosplay."
"That girl named Daji always doesn't dress well. I have to wrap her shoulders for her every time. What if she catches a cold and infects her classmates?"
"Yaizui can take my head in with just one opening of his mouth. He especially likes to joke with me like this. He is very lively, but the teeth are too pointy and long. Every time I am worried that my head will be poked through."
"Bai Suzhen's tail is three meters long. She can also sing "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain" by tapping her tail. I don't know what kind of battery her tail uses. It has a long battery life."
"Nie Xiaoqian walks while floating. I've been observing her for several months, but I can't find any flaws. Do you think she has learned magic?"
"In order to fit the character, the Demon Ghost Class always requires me to attend classes in the middle of the night. I'm a little worried that my hair will fall out over time."
Song Xiange spoke with gusto, but his classmates all looked at him as if they had seen a ghost.
The monitor asked cautiously: "Xiange, don't you feel anything is wrong?"
Song Xiange laughed heartily: "Do you really think they are gods, Buddhas, demons and ghosts? How is that possible? They are just a group of ordinary chuunibyou."
Intention: There is no limit to learning
