As an ordinary worker, Zhou Xu's only pleasure is to have sex with men, but recently he encountered something particularly troublesome:
——The pair of male celebrities who dominate the gay gay CP list moved next door to him.
Zhou Xu immediately transformed into a microscope boy and tried to eat sugar at close range.
It's a pity that he recognized the two of them at first sight, but still pretended not to know them:
Looking at the interaction clip between the two people in the last second: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh love.
The next moment, Jingping greeted the two of them: The weather is quite good today.
At night, I shouted to this pair of CP photos: Leopard, Leopard, Cat, I was born!
The next day, he calmly pressed the elevator button for the two of them.
But soon, he discovered something was wrong:
First of all, the couple in the couple is too starry-eyed towards him, making his aunt laugh constantly every time she sees him?
Secondly, although I don't want to admit it, this pair of CPs may be fake...
Moreover, I don't know when it started, but the person being bitten seemed to have become himself? ? ?
Finally, Zhou Xu stared at the attack with numbness and asked:
Why are you always staring at my ass? ! ! !
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Wen Yushan, nicknamed "The Black Belly Attacker", has top-notch body and appearance scores. He became popular after accidentally participating in an amateur variety show.
On the first night after moving, I bumped into my neighbor's poster and my face on the TV:…
——Illegitimate meal? Male? Fuck the male protagonist?
He decided it would be better to pretend not to know.
It wasn't until the show's celebration banquet that he saw Zhou Xu sneaking into the VIP seat in disguise.
Zhou Xu awkwardly waved to him, hiding the pink cheering stick in his hand: Well, I have a friend...
Wen Yushan:...
Zhou Xu: Okay. In fact, I am your partner's only fan. (*^▽^*)
Wen Yushan: Your account with CP Super Chat Level 12 has lost its horse.
Zhou Xu: Oh.
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Later one morning, Zhou Xu hung limply on Wen Yushan's body. Give up resistance.
Wen Yushan kissed him lazily, as if venting his anger, pointing to the photo of the two of them, playing with the taste: Chasing Stars Come True# and CP fans live together ##, are we so easy to get along with?
Zhou Xu:......
Partner: Yeah, the CP I knocked on is true!
The next book of the same series is "Did You Sleep"
In the third month of insomnia, Xia Ji, who was forced to drop out of school, accidentally came across an experience post:
——How did I save myself after suffering from insomnia for several years? The key is that I did these three things right! ! !
Step one: Make your sleeping environment as comfortable as possible.
Xia Ji looked at the bed covered with various soft dolls and blankets, as well as the bedroom where the sleeping lamp was specially changed:...
Step 2: Adjust your physical and mental state before going to bed. You can burn incense and take a bath with soothing music.
Xia Ji, who had tried it countless times, was angrily dissatisfied: Is it fake? !
The final step: find a roommate who is a good sleeper and listen to his breathing rhythm to fall asleep.
Xia Ji's eyes widened: ... Can it still be like this? ! !
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Despite his doubts, Xia Ji posted a co-rental sticker on the campus wall.
I wanted to delete it the next day, but in the evening there was a knock on the door.
After opening the door, Xia Ji saw that the man was wearing a black sweater and had raven hair and handsome eyes. He was the well-known school eldest son Lin Yukikawa.
Xia Ji took half a step back and looked at the tall boy warily.
The boy said calmly, "I heard that we don't charge rent, so I came here."
Xia Ji breathed a sigh of relief: "But I have some requirements..."
Lin Xingchuan: "I sleep very well. I don't snore or move around. I bathe and change clothes frequently."
Xia Ji's eyes lit up. The two hit it off immediately.
That night, listening to the even and steady breathing on the bed next to him, Xia Ji closed his eyes for the first time.
The next morning, Xia Ji happily made breakfast because she slept well, but unexpectedly saw the dark circles on Lin Xingchuan's face when he got up: "Did you not sleep last night?"
The other party lowered his deep eyes slightly and glanced at him without hesitation.
Xia Ji thought to himself: This person is quite strange.
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Xia Ji's sleep has improved a lot since Lin Xingchuan became his roommate.
Just sleeping in a room occasionally is not enough. Lin Xingchuan tactfully put forward more suggestions:
For example, if two people sleep on the same bed, lend your arm to him to sleep on;
Or sleep with him in your arms when he has nightmares;
Sleep on his strong abs when you have a cold or fever.
Xia Ji sighed from the bottom of his heart: This guy is cold on the outside but hot on the inside, he can handle it!
Until one night half a year later, Xia Ji, who was sore all over after being tortured by Lin Xingchuan, reluctantly stood up from his kiss and cried in a broken voice:
————Take it easy! I still have to sleep tonight!
[Copy written on 2023.10.23/Screenshot taken]
Mission: Everyone deserves to be loved
