1.
"When I was young, in order to avenge myself, I abandoned Taoism and practiced demon cultivation. Six hundred years have passed in just a moment."
——Why, are you suddenly regretting it now?
"No, all I want to say is that being number one is really boring."
2.
Mo Kuran, the biggest demon in the world of cultivation.
He is invincible in the world in terms of cultivation, but he has no interest in life. He also has high attack and defense, thick health bars, and a long health bar. He can survive but cannot die.
... Faced with such a desperate situation, he placed high hopes on Jiang Hui, the twenty-four unfilial disciples who had a blood feud with him.
"Swing your sword ten thousand times in the morning will keep the feeling in your hand."
"When building a foundation, you need to lay a good foundation, press your limits, and continue practicing."
"You can condense the sword energy, and your sword heart is still stable today, which is very good."
Insisting on supervising her children's schoolwork every day, Mo Kuran believed that as long as she waited calmly, her apprentice would continue to evolve and finally kill him with a sword.
3.
But the apprentice who suffered greatly and had deep hatred was suddenly exposed.
And the new version of the chatty apprentice——
He said his name was not Hei, but Jiang Jiang;
He is sunny and cheerful and has not inherited any memory of his original self;
He was thinking second-rate, and his eyes revealed clear stupidity.
He said, Master, Master, Master, save, save, save—
4.
... Totally spicy!
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Lightning rod:
*The text is in the first person of viciousness.
I tried writing from a regular third-person perspective several times before, but I found that the protagonist was too pretentious when he was cold-faced. I learned from the experience and decided to leave it alone and set up a recliner wherever I fell.
*A piece of fun that was smashed to pieces.
The part about cultivating immortals is not in good taste, and imbecile jokes are everywhere (no joke, there is a serious plot full of old tricks), so you can only watch the dark and creepy protagonist and his energetic wild apprentice battle wits and bravery in strange places to barely maintain a living.
Updated around 9pm
Purpose: Sunbathing is good for the body
