[An upright and vicious man who strives to become a boss but often suffers from being cheated]
1v1, a joyful and relaxing daily life of growth and learning for the god of death, the true Crouching Dragon and Phoenix series.
Bai Ju, who was still watching the new series, woke up and actually became the character in the animation "The Ultimate Strategy Manual of Sha Diao Hei Wuchang".
The grievances of those who are upright, venomous, and often deceived are called Bai Wuchang and Bai Sha.
In order to change the final fate of Bai Sha, he has been running on the road of refusing to cling to people to the point of explosion, attacking black devils and being punished by black devils.
However, the soul-piercing animation is not the worst. The worst thing is that the system doesn't even love me!
It feels good to refuse for a while, and it feels good to refuse all the time.
Break the system! How could you sell me out! ?
What about the golden finger that was promised when soul wears it? ? ! !
Drop! You have new orders waiting to be completed.
Bai Sha opened his own "Bai Wuchang Task Releaser" and checked the task information:
Dead: Xiu Gou Gou
Time of death: Within one hour
Cause of death: Accident
Punishment for mission failure: Let the Black Punishment hit you one hundred times.
Bai Sha: Can I choose to give up directly?
System: Are you sure the host gives up the mission? Friendly reminder from the system: Abandoning the mission may cause Black Penalty to go berserk and trigger the "Chrysanthemum Cracking Warning".
Bai Sha: Accept the mission...
Drop! Your new mission partner has been delivered, please sign for it!
Black Punishment: Bai Bai, please give me a kiss before you can sign for it!
Bai Sha: You die!
Black Punishment: I am originally Hei Wuchang... I have died long ago... Why don't you kiss me for free and see if you can revive me? Then I will die depending on the situation?
Bai Sha: System, can I make this guy explode on the spot?
System: The system is being upgraded, please visit later...
Bai Sha: @#&*! [○?｀Д?? ○]
Desperate Bai Sha had to use all his strength to complete the task:
Example 1: Possessing corpses and pretending to be corpses to scare people everywhere.
Example 2: I took the little red triangle that my aunt had hung to dry on the balcony and flew it everywhere in the air. As a result, I was so frightened that Xiu Gou Gou went downstairs, and my aunt came all the way.
Juli 3: In order to prevent the target from having an accident in the bathroom, he blocked the water outlet by himself, but in the end he was blessed with an Ori...
As long as the system is there, do you want to complete the target task? You think beautifully!
Do we have to accept our fate and commit ourselves to a black man who makes people irritated?
Black Punishment: Baibai, you've gained weight again, but you're still so cute, I'm sorry for you! Trojan~
Bai Sha: I'm not alive anymore~(╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
ps: The manuscript is being saved and will definitely be opened!
Secondary warning, nonsensical comedy mode, logic is not important, what is important is that it is ridiculous!
Intention: I have been abused thousands of times, I treat you as if you were in love for the first time, this is a series made in heaven