[In the pre-accepted copy, I wrote this "Thousands of people think the disabled cat wants to post it" at the bottom, please collect it! QAQ]
1.
Lin Ting is a phoenix. After an unexpected rebirth, he traveled back to the small world where he once lived and turned into an egg.
A hundred years later, he broke out of his shell and turned into a five-year-old baby. He lost all his magic power and could only understand animal language. If you count on your fingers, your son in this world is still alive. If you go down the mountain to look for it, you won't find it at all!
Good news: He met his great-grandson.
Bad news: his great-grandson is poorer than he is.
Good news: There is a baby group available to participate.
"Zai Zai on the Road" is a live variety show that takes children to watch animal travel. The program team spent a lot of money to invite well-known family groups in the industry to participate. When filming started, it was Yu Qingyue's turn as a has-been star. He only had one sentence: "Let me introduce to you, this is my little ancestor."
Every time the variety show visits a tourist attraction, guests and children will introduce the scenery and animal features here, focusing on the theme of caring for the environment and protecting animals.
After the broadcast starts, other people's live broadcast rooms:
Ancient Town: Experience rural life, listen to the singing of birds, and learn to cook with adults.
Farm: How to get along well with the animals and understand the growth experience of the chickens.
Grassland: Integrate into the prairie and conquer the herds of cattle, sheep and horses.
Barrage:
Oh my God, Zaizai are such caring little cotton-padded jackets!
So cute! What a cure!
What a beautiful scenery, I want to go!
Watch the grandparents and grandchildren live broadcast room again:
Ancient town——
Yu Qingyue (Reading): In broad daylight, why would a cat give a native dog two big pouches?
Farm——
Yu Qingyue (Suspense): Why do ferocious hens with crooked combs like to cry out in despair at night?
Grassland——
Yu Qingyue (slight pause): The big man likes to slap his buttocks with five lightning whips in a row. Why are the onlookers so indifferent, counting all 99 lashes in total?
Barrage:
That's outrageous! ! Anyone who has received nine years of compulsory education will not read this boring story.
No traffic, no fans, just report false titles and you're done!
Netizens complained and cursed, and it wasn't until they read the full version that they realized how wrong they were!
The little ancestor squatting on the ground and petting the cat: "A dog that licks forcefully is not sweet."
Cat owner: "That dog is in love with another person. The veterinarian said that Xiaohua is trapped in love and has become a pervert. Thank you for helping me tame it."
Audience:? ? !
The little ancestor who took out the eggs: "Ugly chickens tend to do weird things!"
Farmer: "Thanks to the children, since Cuihua left, these hens have opened their bellies to offer their newly laid eggs, and their appetite has improved."
Audience: What? ! !
He kicked the little ancestor who was the leader and said, "Eat grass honestly and serve it safely."
Sheepherd: "Hahaha, after drawing enough round numbers, it really doesn't act mean anymore!"
Audience: "Fuck!!"
Lin Ting became famous all over the Internet, and netizens discovered that various animals they had never seen before gradually appeared in the live broadcast room, from cats and dogs to dolphins and tigers, as well as giant pandas hugging his thighs and rubbing against him...
The audience went from stunned to stunned: "Oh my god! Who is our little ancestor?!"
Reading Guide
1. This article focuses on family relationships, mainly because Yu Qingyue and his young ancestors participate in variety shows, and the emotional line is very low.
2. About cp: Yu Qingyue × Cheng Jingyuan, Lin Ting × Pei Xuanji
(The little ancestor has his own cp, but he has become a child and has no emotional line for the time being. His cp is still in other world lines, and he will catch up later.)
3.1V1 double clean
————Dividing line————
—Advance payment—
[Thousands of people think disabled cats want to post stickers]
Thousands of people thought Jian Xun was cheating, and the system told him that as long as he could save one person, he would be granted one wish.
Jian Xun happily prepared to restart his life and follow the boss to the top of his life, but...
He turned into a cat.
Still a stray little country cat with a broken leg and a dirty body!
Fortunately, the porcelain boss successfully entered his home.
The boss at this time was still very young, a poor little boy whose father didn't care about his mother's absence, and was a college student living alone.
I wanted to use my cute appearance to eat and drink together and promote the plot, but the other party didn't seem to like cats. He didn't hug, kiss, or touch cats...
Jian Xun collapsed: Am I still the cat that everyone hates?
In order to attract the attention of the boss, the cat with full life skills started doing housework.
Maomao cooks, braised fish, pickled fish, steamed fish and fish every day.
The cat washes the dishes and hates touching the water and jumps on the dishwasher to start the machine!
The cat mopped the floor and walked on the rag, humming and parkouring on the floor.
Massage the cat, stretch out your white gloves and hit the soft cat with your paws.
Doing housework conscientiously and turning into a capable cat, Jian Xun thought to herself, I am really awesome!
In this way, he watched the poor man turn into a business giant.
In the end, it turned out that he was taking care of the biggest villain in the article!
——
Although Shang Xuci is the heir to a top chaebol, due to his weak health and his mother's early death, he was bullied at a young age. His status was so low that even the maids at home could bully him. Later, he was even disabled in both legs and was abandoned by everyone.
As an adult, Shang Xuci had a paranoid and sinister personality. He eliminated enemies, liquidated traitors, and returned to the pinnacle of power in the Jian family. Finally, he died in an accident.
When he opened his eyes again, he was reborn on the hospital bed, looking at his stepmother's hypocritical smile, disgust welling up in his eyes.
Suddenly a cat jumped out and scratched the woman's face hard, and the woman left in panic.
Looking at the kitten carefully, he found that it was still lame, and its bright light blue eyes looked at him wetly.
The next second, the kitten limped and disappeared into the grass.
Have you left...
Shang Xuci lowered his eyes and curled his fingers.
After a while, the meowing sound of the little milk cat came out. It struggled to walk in front of him, retracted its paws, and stretched out its gray flesh pad tremblingly, with a candy on it.
That candy was the sweetest thing he had ever tasted in his life.
Purpose: Love animals and get closer to science!
Reader comments
Why does it feel like everyone is targeting our little idol! If you don't work hard, life will be hard!
Hey, even if you lose your memory, you will pay attention to our baby An An uncontrollably [Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
Haha burp ~ Come on ^0^~
Hahahahaha, the domineering power is revealed
In fact, I have always wanted to say that the author seems to have forgotten the opening paragraph of the review. I have always wondered, why only catch insects? I also forgot about this later incident [Cracked] I can't help it anymore, I just remembered it today, I thought, I'd tell you about it today, but I didn't expect it to be over, so we'll have to read the next book and see you again!
Hahahahahahahaha I was laughing so hard
The love between parents is also very good! [Cat head]
Three more chapters! ! ! Are you a god? Oh my god! !
OK OK [Spread flowers] I finally have to say it.
Poor me, I have to leave tomorrow. Happy birthday to the author
I feel His Highness the Crown Prince's intelligence crushing him [shut up]
So humorous, hahaha. Normal people look like rare animals...
"Her tone of voice is soft and serious..." This is a big bug for the author~
Why does it feel like everyone is targeting our little idol! If you don't work hard, life will be hard!
Hey, even if you lose your memory, you will pay attention to our baby An An uncontrollably [Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
Haha burp ~ Come on ^0^~
Hahahahaha, the domineering power is revealed
In fact, I have always wanted to say that the author seems to have forgotten the opening paragraph of the review. I have always wondered, why only catch insects? I also forgot about this later incident [Cracked] I can't help it anymore, I just remembered it today, I thought, I'd tell you about it today, but I didn't expect it to be over, so we'll have to read the next book and see you again!
Hahahahahahahaha I was laughing so hard
The love between parents is also very good! [Cat head]
Three more chapters! ! ! Are you a god? Oh my god! !
OK OK [Spread flowers] I finally have to say it.
Poor me, I have to leave tomorrow. Happy birthday to the author
I feel His Highness the Crown Prince's intelligence crushing him [shut up]
So humorous, hahaha. Normal people look like rare animals...
"Her tone of voice is soft and serious..." This is a big bug for the author~