Recommend gay friend's sand sculpture article "After entering the dog blood article, I live a cool life by going crazy" by Tao Ziqing~
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Lu You has a special hobby. He likes to lick those dazzling people who are born to be charming.
Just like the indispensable passer-by licking dog in all heartthrob stories, its main duty is to be stunned and make passionate rainbow farts after the heartthrob kills all the charming people.
But no one stipulates that a dog licker can only lick a heartthrob, right?
Only children make choices. The mature licking dog's eyes lit up when he looked at the heartthrobs with different styles: I want them all!
If we use the heartthrob novel as an analogy,
The heartthrob A is the male god who always ranks first in the campus literature in terms of grades.
The heartthrob B is the bohemian wild king in the e-sports literature who has sharp skills and beats the world.
Heartthrob C is the overlord who holds the lifeline of the global economy, Tianliang Wangpo, in the overlord article.
Every one was very good, and Lu Yu liked every one, so he decided to lick them all.
Lu You is very busy every day.
During the day, I have to greet the god of learning in class, at night I have to watch the live broadcast on the Internet and worship the wild king. After finally having a holiday, I have to catch up with Mr. Ba's business lectures. After listening, I have to send a 50-page review ppt and a thousand-word rainbow fart to Mr. Ba's mailbox on time.
Logically speaking, a mediocre passerby like him would never have a real communication with a heartthrob.
But one day, he suddenly discovered that the plot seemed to have collapsed.
For example, senior Kaolin Flower would suddenly ask him if he wanted to take the initiative to study together.
For example, one day when he was watching a live broadcast and hung up, Yewang directly asked aggrievedly in the live broadcast room if his level had dropped and why you didn't respond to what you were watching.
For example, I don't know when Boss Ba began to write serious comments and replies to every Rainbow Fart post he read.
For another example,
Lu You had a cold, and three heartthrobs who came to deliver medicine bumped into him at the door of his house. The three of them were tit-for-tat and glared at each other.
As soon as they opened the door, the three of them shouted in unison: "Who are they?!"
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Yaoshou! ! !
It seems like it's about to overturn! ! ! !
But! I'm really straight! !
1. Passerby straight man licks dog and gets fucked
2. The literature of the heart-throb competition in the Shura field contains a lot of jealousy and beauty competition.
3. There is a positive attack, but it is not a stock-buying article. A positive attack is not a popular one.
Concept: True love is equal.
