Are You Pretending Too?

Gu Lin is an engineer, and his boyfriend Yan Buji is a fitness instructor. The two of them stumbled from senior to junior, and their three-year life as a couple has been warm and touching. But this is only superficial. After showing off today's love show in front of others, Gu Lin, who was dressed in hot street clothes, lay under the umbrella, drinking a specially prepared cocktail, looking at the international male models in the swimming pool who were humanoid and hormonal. He closed his eyes in pain, silently fastened his collar, and was ready to receive the call from his boyfriend at any time. He didn't know that Yan Buji, who was far away across the ocean and covered in gunpowder smoke, was adjusting his expression in the mirror, slowly removing the murderous solemnity from his eyebrows, trying his best to adjust to the most perfect and gentle smile, and then making a call to his boyfriend for a ward check. Later—— The tattered Gu Lin said: "Didn't you say that you are a herbivorous person and know nothing about all kinds of tricks in bars and nightclubs, and your hobby is practicing calligraphy, washing, cooking and doing housework?" Yan Buji, whose cognition collapsed, said: "What about you?! You are a poor boy who takes care of eighteen male model assistants behind my back on a business trip. You actually have a beautiful and virtuous fiancée who is the right match behind your back?!" ——Liar! Gu Lin: "We electricians are all straight men." Yan Buji: "Then we Tumu are the toughest straight men among straight men!" ——Break up! Hum(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ . Just after the breakup... "Who am I?" "Old... Husband..." "Alive or not?" "Life, life, life..." "Whose seed?" "... Yan Buji! I'm warning you! Don't go too far, or I will--" "Did we break up? When did we get back together? What's more... Can your body really leave me?" "I'll, I'll just bite you and wash you... Oooooooo." #Straight men should confront straight men head-on (no)# #Three minutes, I want all the information about Gu Lin's fiancée, who is as beautiful as a flower, a virtuous and virtuous person, and a worthy wife! # #Yanbuji: Why does this fiancée look so familiar? Oh, it's me. # PS: The drama queen pretends to be a herbivorous predator, attacking X, cold on the outside, hot on the inside, poor, wealthy, young, and sexually sensitive. Under the new year, there are double crematoriums of dog blood, the drama queen husband and their drama queen relatives and friends. Gong is really mentally ill, a high-functioning borderline personality formed by the destructive self-healing of a high-functioning antisocial personality in childhood (the specific manifestation is probably that he is sick, but he seems to be more normal than normal people and has a strong performative nature); for the sake of holding water, it is almost a kind of mental illness with a mild narcissistic personality. #Thank you. I have hung up my boyfriend and beaten him all day and night. He still doesn't admit that he is a rich second generation. What should I do? Waiting online, quite urgent. # [All contents in this article are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Please do not take it personally. . The original version of this article's meme is previewed next door in "Are you faking it too?" ! . Ji Qinglin is a delivery boy, and his boyfriend Lu Xici is a bricklayer at a construction site. The two of them, one from Peking University Jade Bird and the other from Tsinghua University Tongfang, have stumbled along the way since they were students. The relationship between students who are poor students makes others envious. Only ordinary things are true. But this is only superficial. After showing off his daily love in front of others, Ji Qinglin turned around and rode his tattered bicycle that had been transformed into a sword. He turned on the mobile phone that he had received with recharge and began to practice while delivering food. He didn't notice that Lucici at the corner took out a magic wand from the inner pocket of his torn cotton coat, summoned the random door, and went directly to the construction site. Later, they broke up on Valentine's Day. Ji Qinglin: "Please explain the tens of billions of castle real estate estates in your name." Lucici: "There's nothing to explain, but it's you. What's going on with that holy weapon-level sword?" ——Liar! Ji Qinglin: "Sword cultivators never talk much." Lucici: "Then the magician doesn't need a partner." ——Break up! Hum(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ PS: The takeaway boy from the cold and cold family is being raped by the magician who is a sand sculpture of a girl's heart. He is seriously attacking the girl with sand sculptures, sweet cookies, and a double crematorium. The houses of teachers and students of Kyushu Xiuzhen University collapsed twice in one day: —What? Aren't the chiefs of the East and West courtyards mortal enemies? ! —I believe in love again! -Etc? ! How do they divide it! Hand! Got it! # SIMPLE, the way to show affection is simple. # [Happy Valentine's Day Breakup Limited Edition. Intention: Life is short, take pleasure in the moment, life is limited, hurry up and do more interesting things.