
Beautiful Mermaids Will Not Inflict Divine Punishment
漂亮人鱼不会降下神罚
by Metal Croissant (金属可颂)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 113k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Ah, sorry! If the condition is not good, adjust TT. The column has a pre-collection of "Shangba Zongzong and you will be given away your best friend". If you are interested, please click and add it to your collection! When Xia Cong was investigating an illegal ocean fishing syndicate, he rescued a mermaid. The mermaid was breathtakingly beautiful, very different from the image of the mermaid princess in the fairy tale. He asked the other party: "Hello, do you understand human language?" The mermaid let out a sexy bass: "I know how to talk about cheating, because I am the mermaid." Okay, this is a fairy tale. —————————————— The mermaid is the prince of the mermaid tribe and has the ability to allow humans to move freely under the sea. Therefore, as the first human being to visit the underwater world, Xia Cong's hospitality was as follows - taking Xia Cong and his mermaid army to pick up marine garbage, taking Xia Cong and his mermaid army to destroy illegal mining institutions, taking Xia Cong and his mermaid army to block the sewage outlet, taking Xia Cong... Wait, the physiques of humans and mermaids cannot be generalized. The first guest in the underwater world collapsed on the bottom of the sea from exhaustion. Yes, this is environmentally friendly. —————————————— The mermaid gave Xia Cong a pink shell and used a blue conch for herself. One person and one fish talked on the phone every day. Until the mermaid saw Xia Cong making a video call with someone else, and could directly see the other person's face through the Internet. The mermaid prince is going to cause trouble. He found China Infrastructure and covered the communication base station to the underwater world! Since then, Mermaid Village has also been connected to the Internet. Yes, this is a good prince who seeks development and happiness for the Mermaid Village. Oh, frontline reporter Xia Cong sent a report: After our mermaid prince ate cooked seaweed and fish, he has been thinking about how to make a fire under the sea... —————————————— The mermaid is indistinguishably beautiful, has 190+ legs, has a girlish heart, and is very squeamish. Xia Cong has accepted all of this and dotes on her like a girlfriend. He used candy-colored hair ties to tie the fish into pigtails, and the fish tank where the fish lived was covered with colorful stones and pearls. It wasn't until they got married that Xia Cong realized something was wrong. Xia Cong: "Wait a minute, why am I wearing a wedding dress?" The mermaid hesitated and said sincerely, "Honey, you look really good in your wedding dress." Okay, this is very cute. —————————————— Mermaid, one day, the mermaid said that she would send divine punishment on the human world... A pampered, loose, murderous and decisive girl, Mermaid Attack x Cold on the outside, hot on the inside, complaining about the cool guy, human beings Tips: 1. Environmental protection article! Let us protect the ocean together~The emotional line is sweet! 2. There are private facilities! When I see anything that doesn't make sense, I think I set it up privately (you) 3. The mermaid is attacking! The mermaid is attacking! The mermaid is attacking! Say important things three times ~ don't take the opposite side! If you are interested in the pre-collection of the article "Shangba Zong, you will get your best friend", please click and add it to your collection! There are not many people in this world who are born with a golden key, and Pei Yuanzhu is one of them. He is the love child of movie kings and movie queens, and he is a cute baby loved by the entire entertainment industry. When he first appeared on the screen, little Pei Yuanzhu was wearing a pair of plush cat pajamas with his tail raised high. He felt that no one could compare with him. 6 Years old. Before Pei Yuanzhu entered elementary school, he was first taken to a children's TV series by his actress mother. Here, he met his equal, his lifelong enemy. That silly boy Han Quan, who was two months younger than him but half a head taller than himself, actually wanted to compete with him for the title of the most arrogant person. So the two cubs competed for supremacy and first place, competing in martial arts and magic. You went east and I went west, you ate and I ran away... Finally, when the baby care was over and it was time to say goodbye to that annoying guy, the two mothers hit it off and became so inseparable that they even bought a house together! Two Zaizai: Mom, the goodbye I said was never see you again, not see you tomorrow QAQ 18 years old. It was the rainy season when the heart of spring was blooming, and Pei Yuanzhu accidentally fell in love with that silly dog who was always against him. It's just that the silly dog only plays sports every day and has no sense of his feelings. Pei Yuanzhu decided that if Han Quan had more bonus points than deducted points in one day, he would confess his feelings. One point will be deducted for running three kilometers away to buy breakfast for me; one point will be deducted for sleeping together and grabbing my quilt to make me catch a cold; one point will be deducted for helping me pick the green peppers in the vegetables; one point will be deducted for stuffing green peppers into my mouth while I was not paying attention... After hanging out together every day, there were too many things to keep track of. Pei Yuanzhu decided to be direct: I can like that guy, and there is no way that guy doesn't like me. The result is that after the confession, the silly dog was scared away. Pei Yuanzhu deleted all Han Quan's contact information and said: OK, if you run away, don't come back^^ 24 years old. Invited by the children's variety show team, the grown-up Zai Zai reunited for a sequel. After not seeing each other again for six years, Han Quan held a world championship medal and looked at Pei Yuanzhu like a dog, "Pei Pei, this is for you..." At this time, the actor Pei Yuanzhu, who has attracted much attention, said: "Who are you? I'm really unfamiliar." It just so happened that a Zaizai who had a good relationship with Pei Yuanzhu back then was now handsome, wealthy, gentle and considerate. He was better than his own cheap friend, so Pei Yuanzhu decided to develop. However, when the two of them had a candlelight dinner, Han Quan came to serve as a 100,000-watt candle; the two went swimming, and Han Quan rushed to wrap Pei Yuanzhu in a bathrobe; the two made an appointment to run, and Han Quan said: Running is my round, watch me carry Pei Pei and run, don't tire Pei Pei... The audience couldn't stand it anymore, and they all said: How can you be so chasing after your wife? Pei Yuanzhu couldn't stand it anymore. He threw away the burden of being the best actor and yelled at Han Quan, just like he did when the two were mortal enemies. But Han Quan looked at him again with a pair of innocent dog eyes, and said pitifully: "Pei Pei, don't you want me anymore?" It's a foul, but who doesn't want whom? Possessive and strong in love, but unaware that the dog is aggressive The story of two boys growing up~ Purpose: Protect the ocean and build an environment for biological coexistence