Mr. A, a veteran o-god player, completely broke the defense after waiting for a year for only a few new male characters.
So he burst out passionately on the forum:
"Combat power is inflated! Numerical values are collapsing! There is no bottom line for charisma! Where are the male characters?! Where are my husbands who are so big and so fragrant?! The dog is plotting against me* (automatically blocked)! I am just a helpless gay man, I just want to post some cute second-tier guys! What's wrong!!!!"
I still couldn't get over my anger after complaining, so I angrily quit the game, and posted 108 fanart pictures of female characters having their gender changed overnight, with the caption: [Want a male character? I will feed you personally! Take charge!
The moment he clicked to upload the last picture (sexually transformed version of Thunderbolt General with six-pack abs, 1.88 Meter version. Jpg), the computer had a blue screen and the world was spinning.
On this day, he discovered that he had worn it. After the world was spinning, the system prompt sounded coldly: [Welcome to become the Phantom Thief of Teyvat Heart.
Main mission: Become a phantom thief and steal the hearts of demon gods!
[By the way, a reminder, the teleportation point statue in this game does not restore health. I wish you good luck!
Mr. A: ... A cheating game! Let me go back! ! !
Ps: The story of players' complaints after traveling through Teyvat contains all kinds of hell jokes and game complaints, mainly based on Genshin Impact and P5
Purpose: Self-recommendation and strengthening