From Ancient Times to Modern Times

[Updated daily, the update time is uncertain, if you don't update, you will be asked to take leave. [Inventing history, without research, anything weird may appear. Lin Niannian traveled through time with his friend Liu Yu, but he traveled to ancient times and became the second prince of a large dynasty. Liu Yu traveled to modern times and became a historian of a large dynasty. And the weird thing is that the two of them actually have chat software in their minds, which allows them to chat across time and space. They can even exchange materials by sending red envelopes. So Liu Yu told Lin Niannian various things about the great dynasty, and Lin Niannian helped Liu Yu collect some small things. For example: the emperor's toothbrush, the hair of the Secretary of the Ministry of Finance, etc. But no one expected that one day, a thunderbolt struck on a sunny day, and the chat page between the two was ripped out. So in the court, the monarchs and ministers of the dynasty watched the entire chat process between the two. The highlight is the first step. Chat record one: [Liu Yu: Can you help me pull out one of the hairs of the Minister of the Ministry of Finance? [Lin Niannian: Why do you want his hair? [Liu Yu: When Da Zong Wan Yong'an was the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, the entire Da Zong treasury was full. According to unofficial records, this man was a business genius and extremely patriotic. He secretly filled the treasury with most of the money he earned. [Lin Niannian: So what? [Liu Yu: He is my idol. I guess collecting a hair is not too much! [Liu Yu: He is also known by unofficial historians. It is said that he has special hair care methods, rarely loses hair, and the hair quality is particularly good. Minister of the Ministry of Finance: He looked nervous and evasive. After a long time, Lin Niannian replied. [Lin Niannian: I know why he doesn't lose hair and his hair quality is improved. [Liu Yu: You got it! Excited! By the way why? [Lin Niannian: Replying to you first, I didn't get it because the Minister of the Ministry of Finance has inherited hair loss. He is bald, does not lose hair and has good hair quality. That is because of the wig he wears. By the way, I have a guess. I suspect that he is in the wig business. To be honest, the quality of the work is really good! [Lin Niannian: I recorded the video and sent it to you. Liu Yu directly posted the video online. Netizen 1: Oh my god! First person experience of picking up the wig of Hubu Shangshu! How embarrassing and fun is it! Netizen 2: Has anyone noticed that there is an Easter egg? At the corner of Fengtian Hall, Emperor Shengzong is hiding to watch the scene! He laughed so hard that he hit the wall! It turns out that Emperor Shengzong, who was both civil and military and started the prosperous age of An Yong, had such a character! Netizen 3: There are also Easter eggs! On the surface, the Minister of Household Affairs left in shame and anger, but in fact, he secretly watched the reactions of other courtiers! Chat record two: [Lin Niannian: Yu Zi, the Nancheng military commander was accused of accepting bribes. Is it recorded in the history book? Is he really greedy? [Liu Yu: Forgot it, the thief knows that the official doctor in the court and the commander of Nancheng's troops and horses were corrupt and bribed. The emperor sent the Jin Yiwei to conduct a secret investigation, and finally found that the boxes were filled with medicine to treat hemorrhoids. By the way, remember to record a video for me. I want to see Emperor Shengzong's reaction after checking for a long time and opening it to find that it was all hemorrhoid medicine. The commander of the Nancheng troops and horses: I blushed. Your Highness, stop talking, stop talking! Everyone knows it! And don't record it! The shame will be thrown into the future! [Lin Niannian: Hemorrhoids in ancient times were difficult to treat! [Liu Yu: Do you want medicine? I'll give it to you in a red envelope. [Lin Niannian: Come on, just in case, give some to Nancheng's military commander. It's also pitiful. The commander of the Nancheng troops and horses suddenly changed his face: Your Highness, you are such a good person! But please don't record it! But it was too late, Lin Niannian sent the video to Liu Yu again. Netizen 1: Pfft! It's so funny. I saw Emperor Shengzong's face turn red with anger at the beginning, but then it turned green. Netizen 2: The commander of Nancheng's troops and horses was so frightened that he knelt down at first, but later he was so embarrassed that he couldn't raise his head! Netizen 3: Is anyone paying attention to the great eunuch? Huan Wang Mouning, your ability to hold back your laughter is unsatisfactory! Purpose: Create a better life together