Qi Qi closed his eyes, writing on his hands, then suddenly opened his eyes: "You will suffer a bloody disaster today!"
My deskmate covered his nose and borrowed paper from everywhere: "If you tell me later, my nosebleed will stop."
Qi Qi:......
After school, Qi Qi carried cold vegetables and peanuts to the security room.
"I said I knew magic, why didn't anyone believe me?"
Qi Qi threw a peanut into his mouth and bit it loudly.
The security guard shook his head inexplicably, "It's all fate, it's all fate."
"Fate is bullshit," Qi Qi crossed his legs and cursed loudly, "If the Jade Emperor hadn't accidentally thrown the Dzi Bead into the world, fearing that someone with evil intentions would pick it up and cause trouble, do you think I would be willing to come and wipe his ass?"
The more I thought about it, the angrier I became. Thinking about the physics test tomorrow, I felt so dizzy that I threw two fireballs at the teaching building.
Just blow it up.
"Hey, hey, let's talk about it, don't do it, it won't be good for others to see." The security guard waved his hand, and the ball of water was directly put out by the fire.
Qi Qi: "What are you afraid of? No one can see the spell."
Rooftop
As soon as Wang Tianle woke up, he saw two truck-sized fireballs approaching at high speed.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, is it the end of the world?!!!"
Run, run, run, it's important to escape for your life.
After rolling and crawling for two steps, a puddle of water fell down and drowned him.
Wang Tianle:? ? ?
Grass
I really want to curse.
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Intention: Study hard and make progress every day.