The Emperor Taught Me to Lie Down and Win

[Following the archive article "I Became His Majesty's Favorite Cat", pre-collected "Dandy Husband, Wait for Me" and "Is the Foolish Empress Abdicating Today?" (Text at the end)] When Qi Jiayao was a girl, she was a concubine in Shizhong's mansion and was not taken seriously. When she was a young mistress, she was the youngest daughter-in-law of the Marquis of Zhenguo and was not well received. Later, the Zhenguo Marquis Mansion was involved in a corruption case at the salt farm. Their homes were ransacked, the men were exiled, and the women were taken into the palace as slaves. When she was a palace maid, Qi Jiayao found herself hugging the golden thigh. How could she win without fighting in the palace? But her ex-husband, who was exiled at the border, has come back and wants to reunite with her? # Before meeting Qi Jiayao, Qin Yuanmin asked three questions in his soul every day: Have you finished your morning service? Has the memorial been approved? Have the court affairs been handled? After meeting Qi Jiayao, Qin Yuanmin asked three questions every day: Does Qi Jiayao understand what I mean? Does Qi Jiayao like me? I'm so good, why doesn't she like me? Before meeting Qin Yuanmin, Qi Jiayao silently recited the salted fish code every day: If you can keep it, you must keep it, if you can't keep it... You must keep it. After meeting Qin Yuanmin, Qi Jiayao silently recited the salted fish code every day: if the sky falls, there will be a dragon holding it up, so the salted fish cannot be hit. For example, if the concubine makes things difficult, if her ex-husband returns to Beijing, if concubine Shu frames her... Facts have proved that Qin Yuanmin is omnipotent. But what if the emperor dies? It doesn't matter, she can continue to survive. If she continues to survive, the emperor will... Cheat. Small theater: During the New Year, Qin Yuanmin will worship his ancestors, receive envoys from various countries, and inspect local governors... Qin Yuanmin, the scroll king, is tired of snacking. Qi Jiayao also had a very tiring New Year. During the New Year, she wants to read story books, eat candied haws, set off firecrackers and fireworks, and build snowmen... Qin Yuanmin: "..." No more love. Small theater 2: During the Dragon Boat Festival, Qi Jiayao put the longevity thread she made on his hand and said: "What you wear is made by me. Rounding it off, you are mine." Qin Yuanmin: "..." You are really good at mathematics! The emperor who looks cold and reserved, but is actually a naive and naive emperor Update daily, make assumptions, don't do any research Demining: Male c female non. The male protagonist has a harem and the female protagonist has an ex-husband, but they will become each other's only one. When the heroine started her relationship with the emperor, she no longer had any relationship with her ex-husband. ---------------- Continuation article "I became His Majesty's favorite cat" Dog Emperor x Cat Master (dog refers to personality, cat is a real cat) Yin Xiaoxiao, who was scratching his head about his thesis, woke up and found that he had turned into a cat? It must be because I haven't woken up yet? "You all go down and leave me alone for a while." A long voice came into Yin Xiaoxiao's mind. The hem of the bright yellow dragon robe swayed in front of her eyes, and not far away was a lotus pond surrounded by white jade railings. ... The surprise came too suddenly. Not only did he turn into a cat, but he also turned into a time-travelling meow. This damn buy one get one free! Before she could feel sad about spring and autumn, the aroma of delicious food penetrated into her nose. Yin Xiaoxiao, who had not eaten yet, followed the aroma and pounced on it... Well, I didn't catch it, and the snack fell into the lotus pond. Sad. Emperor Han Jie, who was about to eat snacks: "..." Han Jie left with a dark face, ignoring the stupid white cat that was acting coquettishly on the ground and begging for adoption. Before leaving, he did not forget to pour all the snacks into the lotus pond, leaving no residue behind. Hungry Yin Xiaoxiao: "..." I was promised a good-hearted, hard-working and uncomplaining shit shoveler. Is that a lie? This stupid cat can't even touch a corner of my clothes. Han Jie thought so. Later... Han Jie tasted really good. Cats are good, cats are wonderful, only cats meow in the world. Everyone in the Sixth Palace knows that His Majesty has an extra pet. Wherever the little kitten eats and drinks, there will be His Majesty. The kitten arrived at Kang Guiren's palace, and His Majesty arrived at Kang Guiren's palace. Everyone in the harem:? ? ? What about Leng Gongmian, who promised to never enter the harem? Then... His Majesty hugged the cat and left. Your Majesty is just looking for the cat. Demining: sc The heroine has a system, but the system is a dog-like system. She appears late, has a low sense of presence, and also makes mistakes. ------------------ Pre-collection of "Dandy Husband, Wait for Me" Xue Jue's life ideal: eat, drink and have fun The Xue family, two elders in three dynasties, had their homes confiscated due to a salt farm embezzlement case, and their father, Prime Minister Xue, was imprisoned. If it were a male protagonist script, Xue Jue should wake up immediately and embark on the road of struggle to save the Xue family and restore the family's glory. However, Xue Jue married the daughter of his benefactor and embarked on the road of no return... To eating soft food. Xue Jue's lifelong ideal became: eating, drinking and having fun with his wife. But why... His wife is better at eating, drinking and having fun than he is? "Let me lie down for a while" type male protagonist x "My husband is so handsome even lying down" type female protagonist ps: sc The male protagonist will slowly grow up, but he will not save the family. Neither the male nor female protagonist is perfect, but they are tolerant and complementary to each other. ------------------ Preview of "Did the bad empress abdicate today?" The sweet-faced dog queen who opens her mouth with a big mouth Good news, a high school girl woke up and found herself dressed as an empress. The bad news is that there are floods in the south and tens of thousands of hungry people have been displaced. In the north, Beidi is eyeing her. The court has long been dissatisfied with Si Chen's empress, and many forces are ready to take action. Qin Lanzhu:? ? ? What kind of hell is this opening to? Damn it, isn't there a male queen who wants to usurp the throne? He can do it, let him do it. Sure enough, the male queen is not just a man, he can go up to the court and get down to the dragon bed... Ahem. The warm breath sprayed on the ears, carrying the fragrance of orchid, and like a poisonous snake hissing and spitting out its core, "Your Majesty, how do you think I compare to Yulang?" Qin Lanzhu:? ? ? Who is Yulang? Later, Qin Lanzhu discovered that she not only had Yulang, but also a gentle scholar who was restrained and disciplined, a handsome imperial doctor who was unyielding, a ruthless jade-faced Yama, and a rough-looking general who was victorious in every battle... Has she opened the male protagonist's blind box? Help, she doesn't deserve it, she's just a mediocre and vicious female supporting character. Demining: It's not a world where the heroine is the queen, but the heroine will always be the queen. The male and female protagonists are single in body and mind, but there will be many male and female protagonists with single arrows. Clam male protagonist: tough on the outside but soft on the inside Mission: Every girl should be cherished