Zhuma and Qingmei Confessed to Me at the Same Time

Hehehehehehehe! It's so crazy to write a paper until it collapses! Be careful when entering the trap! This article is also known as "My childhood sweethearts, best friends, elementary school classmates, roommates, junior high school classmates, roommates, high school classmates, roommates, college classmates, roommates, and gay friends in Jinjiang who wrote this article all confessed to me after my first love broke up." "Desperate Asexuality Trapped in a Strange Shura Field" Copywriting: I'm a die-hard otaku. I like to watch TV shows and play games and occasionally write novels. I like watching historical dramas but I'm not a star-chasing person. I'm currently writing my graduate thesis. I met my ex-boyfriend a month ago through a classmate. My ex-boyfriend is gentle, tall and studying in graduate school, but he just doesn't mind that my height is as low as 153cm and my weight is as high as 100kg. I put on makeup and permed his hair to help him lose weight, wash and cook, and do housework to inspire him to become a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, my ex-boyfriend broke up with me. Ex-boyfriend: "I love you so much. I was afraid that I would give up my high-paying job because of you, so I chose to break up with you." Me: "Fuck you, that's awesome." I couldn't figure it out, so I complained in the group. Unfortunately, two days passed and no one paid attention to me. After I got sick and went home from school, my childhood sweetheart and sweetheart came to my house and cooked a large table of dishes for me. They apologized to me. Then he confessed to me at the same time. ...! ? Reality is often more exciting than fiction. I immediately called my good gay friend who writes novels in Jinjiang. Me: Damn, you don't even know. You don't know at all. In short, after my first love broke up, my childhood sweetheart and my best friend both confessed to me! Good gay friend: ... Didn't you say before that you wanted me to rent a house outside and live together with you? I'll come tomorrow. I immediately agreed. After all, I have a great relationship with my good gay friend. We often discuss novels. She understands me and I understand her! She once joked that she would pursue me if he were a man, and I readily agreed. After all, I felt that she was the person who understood me best in the world. The current situation where my ex-boyfriend, my sweetheart, and my childhood sweetheart are all sick together is really not good. I really don't know what to do. I would feel relieved if she was by my side. *** 1. Hilarious articles, don't be stupid. 2. First person. 3. Updates are irregular. Intention: Embrace a better life~