As a keyboard warrior who specializes in complaining about various novel routines, Wen Zhinian never expected that one day he would actually be able to slip into a routine novel.
The specific performance is:
1. The names of the maids are all Chinese medicine names, with no creativity at all.
2. If the concubine does not deal with the mistress, the foolish father will inevitably spoil the concubine and destroy his wife.
3. Nine of the ten emperors were named Xiao, and the prince's succession to the throne was a mess.
As the saying goes, "If you can't beat it, join in." Since this ancient article is so bloody, don't blame her for using her experience to level up and fight monsters.
——When she wants to find a male protagonist:
"Among these princes and grandsons, do any of them have a special personality? For example, they are violent and murderous? Or they are missing arms and legs, and they are ugly? By the way, there are also those who pretend to be crazy and act stupid, and are extremely unpopular. In short, they are the kind that people will avoid if they hear it!"
"My prince is doing well."
"Then... No general, prime minister, or even eunuch has those characteristics?"
——When she wanted to run for her life
"Do you believe I am the protagonist?"
"What pig's feet?"
"The protagonist will never die if he jumps off a cliff! Jump with me!"
"???!!!"
——When she faced the male protagonist
"You don't have misogyny, bipolar disorder, control, or frigidity? Then you must at least have childhood shadows and blood feuds, right? You don't have the hero's Buff?!"
Jamel Xiao: What should I do if my wife says some inexplicable things every day?
Wen Zhinian has always been convinced that she is the heroine of this ancient novel. It was not until her father was promoted and returned to the capital that she learned that there was a reborn heroine in the capital. And from the mouth of the reborn heroine, she learned that the ending of Xiao Jinling, the grandson of the emperor, was very tragic, and it was Xiao Jinling's uncle who finally took the throne.
Even after knowing the outcome, Wen Zhinian still firmly held his hand.
"Life should be in the same bed, and death should be in the same hole."
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Male protagonist's perspective:
After Xiao Jinling escaped from the East Palace, he did not expect that he, a noble grandson, would be reduced to a thief.
Just be a thief and be caught red-handed by a little girl who loves to read storybooks.
Later, he spent a lot of time with the little girl, and he gradually lost himself in the "Brother Jingyu". The little girl was obsessed with talking about "male protagonist" and "female protagonist" all day long, until one day, she looked at the back of the eldest son of the Shen family and muttered:
"It perfectly meets all the characteristics of beauty, strength and misery. It seems that the male protagonist is you. No, I have to think about how to pursue my husband..."
Xiao Jamling couldn't help but look up to the sky and scream: What exactly is the "male protagonist"? ! Why can't it be me? !
[Sealing the heart and locking the love of the eldest lady]
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Warm Tips:
1. The writing is very slow and focuses on group portraits, so those who are impatient should be careful (if you want to see the male protagonist, you can jump directly to Chapter 16);
2. Both male and female protagonists have psychological shadows. The main theme is a mutual redemption, long-lasting love, and an absolutely sweet story;
3. Do not base your assumptions on assumptions.
Purpose: Optimistic life