
Chinese Traditional Chinese Medicine, Broadcasting Cute Babies in Metamorphosis of Zerg? !
华夏中医,在虫族变形记里直播萌娃?!
by Yue Xujin (越煦瑾)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 396k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Counterattack
- Cute Kids
- Ensemble Cast
- Showbiz
- Variety Show
- Zerg
Synopsis
Countdown to breaking out of the shell to pre-receive "Zerg: B Game Simulator", please adopt the baby~ The fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it for reality. Yue Si Nian is a declining inheritor of traditional Chinese medicine. While collecting medicine, he slipped and fell off a cliff. When he closed and opened his eyes, he transformed into a scumbag male insect and started the scene of "Metamorphosis of the Male Insect". Yue Si Nian:? Huang Xing brings a cub? The whole Internet is black and famous? Brother in the control group? There is also a female monarch who has broken off the relationship? Help! Why should society be faced with this kind of Shura field? I am just an "ordinary" Chinese traditional Chinese medicine doctor! When Yue Si Nian's eyes lost their brightness, he suddenly discovered: Extinct Chinese herbal medicines are everywhere in the wilderness! ! ! The Zerg rely entirely on their self-healing ability to survive their injuries! Medical care is extremely backward! This time, I will protect the foundation of traditional Chinese medicine from the source! Since then, a Chinese herbal medicine protection base has been established in the deserted star, and Chinese traditional Chinese medicine has become popular among the stars. In the program, Control group: You are poisoning! Abuse! Black men: Vicious scumworms! Retreat! At the end of the treatment, the patient went from crying like a ghost to jumping around (innocent face). Yue Si Nian: Ha! Over the years, he performed acupuncture and acupuncture and prescribed medicine like magic, and the patients recovered one by one. Black-to-pink: It smells so good! Chinese traditional medicine is my god! At first, the insect cub was uneasy: You are going to hurt me! Let me eat grass! Poison me! Later, Chong Zai's eyes were determined: Father Xiong, please teach me, I want to inherit Chinese traditional medicine! The war-damaged female monarch: Why did you prick me with a needle? Is this punishment? Ah sneeze! What is moxibustion? (Sad secretly) The recovered female monarch: Huh? Huh? Hey! I'm fine! ! ! (Clears quickly) Long-distance version of the female monarch: Family marriage is nothing more than a compromise. Reunion version of the female monarch: Set me free? Want a divorce? Impossible! We are not done yet! Yue Si Nian:? I don't want a divorce! The female monarch sobbed: I don't believe it! Yue Si Nian: There is nothing we can do against you. (Chirp) The female monarch giggled: One more bite! Cp fan: kswl Double C, the cub is not biological. Seemingly gloomy and autistic, in fact, the Chinese medicine attack on cats with facial makeup is slowly cured She looks like a sunny and cheerful cow, but in fact she is sensitive, lacks love for dogs, and is face-blind. Wen Xinglan's character design on the cover, updated four times a week, with two days off from time to time to write the full text and outline -------------------------------- Countdown to shell breaking pre-collection → "Zerg B Game Simulator" Tegara is the protagonist of literature about a domineering spoiled wife who is in debt and forced to have sex. Once the end of the world came, he awakened his self-awareness and broke away from the fate of the original book. The timeline was reset, and he was reborn three years before the end of the world. He accidentally stumbled into an illegal experiment site and was unlucky enough to be infected. No matter how he checked his body, nothing happened, but his whole body exuded an unpleasant smell of pesticides. He was criticized wherever he went, let alone a part-time job. In desperation, in order to make money, he chose to join the mysterious B-game "Hero Simulator" that was popular in his previous life. The game "Hero Lord Simulator" is officially loaded, please let the players "Long Night Ember Bright" know. Based on the player's personal attributes, you will be randomly matched with three genders: male, sub-male, and artificial male. Every choice you make affects the fate of mankind. You will become their fatal lover. The arrogant, soft and cute civilian male insect & the gentle and crazy black widow female insect tyrant "Has your Majesty ever heard of the story of Cinderella? I never thought that I would be able to receive your tender mercy." The young Xiongzi, who came from a humble background, gently slipped his fingers from the emperor's face. He had lived in a dream his whole life, and he died in a dream today. Reach the ending——[Throne of Bones] Angry, innocent, crispy android male and elegant, perverted black market Asian female boss "I thought I was your most insignificant work." He looked at Yafei with stars in his eyes, as if he was looking at his life's faith. The always irritable male insect was wearing a solemn wedding dress, with a happy smile, and his body collapsed inch by inch. Reach the ending——[Blood Wedding] The noble, cool, squeamish, aristocratic male and the dull, taciturn, iron-blooded female marshal "So you've never liked me, right?" The male, who was always afraid of pain, was captured by the enemy. Although he was covered in wounds, he only focused on questioning the tall and silent female. "Forget it, I don't want to know anymore." He took the initiative to move forward, blood staining the desert red. Reach the ending——[Scattering Dust] The vulgar bastard male and the elegant yandere female grand duke "Hey! Rich insect! What do you think of me?" He is a male who was abducted from the black market since childhood - an inferior male insect with no fertility, who was auctioned off and trained to serve on high-end ships. "Forget it, rich insect, it's a waste for an insect like me to survive." Yaxiong smiled and kissed the other person's forehead, and sent the unconscious female insect to the last rescue cabin. Reach the ending——[Sinking in the Ice Sea] The charming pseudo-female who doesn't talk much and is a ruthless and ruthless leader of the star thieves who is a ruthless careerist "Bang!" The hand that also raised the gun did not press the trigger. However, his chest was penetrated by a bullet. When his body fell, his face remained expressionless, and the afterimage in his pupils - the leader put down his gun, turned around and hugged the male insect beside him. It turns out that he was just a toy that the other party used to kill loneliness during the voyage. Reach the ending——[Eternally Falling into the Starry River] Gentle and cold royal male worm & gentle scum enemy archon "You will never believe me." The once beautiful red eyes only had two empty holes left due to the poison. He tilted his head slightly and smiled innocently and beautifully, "Are you satisfied with this look?" Reach the ending - [Lost Fairy Tale] Innocent little fool believer male insect & playboy insect husband priest "Father, Father!" The little fool held the priest's hand tightly, "Your hero is not good to you at all. Marry me, okay?" The male insect who was deceived into becoming a seed insect looked at the regretful priest and smiled innocently: "Father, I understand you. This is really fun. I will never be sad again." Reach the ending——[Twilight of the Gods] Congratulations to the player "Long Night Ember", you have successfully collected 100% love value and 100% regret value of all SSS+ level characters. This game was originally called "Zerg Invasion", now it is "Hero Simulator", and will be officially renamed "Zerg Arrival". From now on, the entire game will be updated and upgraded indefinitely. —Please look forward to the follow-up— This was a stoppage that had never happened in his previous life. He waited and waited for the end of the world to come, so he simply went out to stock up on supplies. When he turned 22 that day (the Zerg came of age), the smell of pesticides on his body suddenly became fragrant. On the road, handsome "spirits" pretended to meet him by chance and pestered him. Damn, it looks familiar. Wait, can non-human paper people break dimensions? ! What? ! Alien? Zerg? He was named to represent mankind in marriage? Can he still choose? Of course I choose to disagree! What? Can't disagree? Do you want to choose among seven? ! Staged 1v1 (B game), the BE aesthetic reality in the game is a crematorium for all members, thousands of people hate it and become a millionaire, Shura market buying stock articles. Chaos evil fun attacks people, and there will be plots of clay sculpture attacks. Purpose: Protect the base of Chinese herbal medicine, inherit and promote traditional Chinese medicine.















I've been waiting for a long time, but finally it's here. I love it so much.
Will we write the famous copywriting scene tonight (the groundhog screams)
Tonics, tonics! ————————Xiao Jing!
Update soon! The author is great!!!
There is actually a wife who writes e-sports romance articles. I'm so touched. I'll save them for reading tomorrow.