Hey Master, the Little Mermaid Is Raising You Live

Mermaid No. 55 Was abandoned by her owner. Before he fainted from hunger, the fishmonger finally sold him the fish at a super low price. I heard from the fishmonger that his second owner was severely mentally disabled and a pauper who lacked food and clothing. He could only afford a second-hand mermaid like No. 55 With weak communication skills. No. 55: It's over, I'm going to starve again… However, this owner not only gave him a nice name "Mumu", but also fed him high-quality nutritious fish food and wiped his tail with famous mermaid care cream. Mumu was raised to be white and tender, but she had never seen her new owner eat delicious food. In order to support him, the new owner even became a social animal with a 007 working day, working day and night... Mumu decided: use her talents and work hard to earn money to support her family! * The human language and the mermaid language cannot communicate with each other. This is an unsolvable problem that plagues mankind all over the interstellar world. Only mermaids can calm the rioting spiritual sea of ​​mankind. Even if they are caught and bitten by their own mermaids for no reason, they have to endure it. Who makes them unable to understand what the mermaids are complaining about? But one day, the first "Mermaid Simultaneous Interpretation" live broadcast room in the interstellar appeared... The anchor is a young man with fair skin and clear eyes. His voice has a unique charm: "You only need a small gift to be able to interpret simultaneously on the microphone. It's very cheap!" The barrage sneered: [Where did this liar anchor come from? Only a fool would try such a low-level method of defrauding gifts! After the "taken advantage of" who was testing the waters appeared, the anchor listened to the screams of his family members and accurately translated: "She said she was afraid of cockroaches. She would scratch you twice to express her anger when she saw one. She suggested that the house should be completely exterminated." Fuck! After I exterminated my house, my fish really stopped catching me! What! ? I send you a cruise ship, and the anchor miked me first! Is he a god? The entire galaxy is finally saved! … Mumu turned off the live broadcast room, switched back to her mermaid form, counted the income from the live broadcast background, and raised the tip of her tail happily: I can afford to support my master! * After the spiritual sea channeling failed, a certain general who was forced to retire from the battlefield found another job and single-handedly built the largest mermaid supplies chain industry in the interstellar world. He doesn't care about the number of digits in his account, he only cares about whether his obedient little mermaid likes the company's products. One day, an anonymous account suddenly sent him money, leaving a message: Have a good meal today! On the · Rich and Fluid · General:? Copywritten on 2023.8.4 ———————— The article "Awakening Ability Is a Cub Raising APP" is being published next door. The copy is as follows: On the day Jiang Han traveled to Xihuan Continent, the human race was holding a ceremony to awaken their talents. Some people have awakened their physical strength and determined to become swordsmen; some have awakened their elemental abilities and put on the robe of a magician... And Jiang Han awakened a cub-raising APP. The students at the Magic Academy laughed loudly: A once-in-a-lifetime useless ability! Jiang Han said seriously: You have no idea how advanced this game is. While others were collecting materials to learn alchemy, Jiang Han picked up a needle and thread to sew toys for Da Zai; While the others were practicing sword and magic against the raging bison, Jiang Han squeezed a can of milk to feed the two cubs; While the others were memorizing magic theories all night long, Jiang Han wrapped a quilt around the third child who was afraid of the cold... The cubs are pitiful and well-behaved. Jiang Han takes care of them and treats them as electronic pets. Until the magic academy was conducting a trial, a huge creature fell from the sky and crushed the high-level monsters the students were fighting with one claw. "No, it's impossible. How could the dragon appear here!?" Jiang Han: ... Isn't it an electronic pet? The leader of the dragon clan, who was rumored to be extremely cruel, lowered his head and pushed a toy smaller than his fingernail in front of Jiang Han: "Roar--" Longlong wants a new one! * For thousands of years, there have been constant disputes among the eight races on the mainland. Recently, the situation has undergone subtle changes. A missing elf princess and a mysterious rebellious dwarf call each other sisters; The last necromancer of the demon clan and the cold ice wolf orc are brothers; The human race who climbed to the throne of king through cruel means led the army to rescue the mermaid genius who was in danger... All races are in panic: What is it that brings the top figures of all races together? Jiang Han clicked on the new features of the cub app and wondered: What's the use of this sudden "Let's unite and work together" thing? Purpose: Live a positive life